Thursday, October 10, 2019

Weekly High School Football Predictions

FOS High School Picks
B, in T

BTW 38 at Shawnee 23
BTW Wideout/Linebacker Javian Hester looks like he is headed to Mizzou to play great for an average team!!  Two sacks and a pick against Shawnee!!  Three Mizzou coaches and a new Chevy Camaro were there to see Javian!!

McAlester 34 Hale 16
The Buffalos defeated B in T’s Hale Rangers in McAlester!!  Earlier in the week numerous All-State alums from Nathan Hale met with the team to give them some words of wisdom!!  Bruce Taton, Jim Carner, Mike Rollins, Mike Music, Stan Minor from the late 70s and David Vickers from the 80s told the current Rangers what it took for them to be leaders and successful young student-athletes!!  The old geezers challenged the current Ranger team to a flag football game but the game ended after the elder Rangers pulled up lame with multiple groins pulls!!

FOS Mom-O-Meter
Hale moms .967  McAlester moms 960    The deciding factor was the powder puff football game where numerous McAlester moms were confused about the rules!!  There seemed to be issues about the difference between two below football and tackle football!!  Numerous McAlester moms continued 
to pull the Hale moms pants or shorts down after the touch tackle was made!!  These penalties cost McAlester moms the Powder Puff trophy!!

FOS High School Diner of the week!
Marilyn’s  - 1211 George Nigh Expressway, McAlester, Ok.  Ten years ago the diner was visited by Carrie Underwood!!  She raved about the jalapeno cheese grits!!  From that day forth, folks from all over the USA and Canada visit Marilyn’s to have some Underwood jalapeno cheese grits!!  Underwood’s music label would not allow a song about jalapeno cheese grits!!  Pretty cool or dope!!

Owasso 42 at Edmond North 20
The Ram players were very disappointed in their play and blamed a lot of it on the big screen TV not working on the team super cruiser bus!!  After a long postgame lecture from Coach Blankenship, the team was told to take the 65” TV out of the bus and each player must walk on the TV with their cleats ON!!  Lesson learned!!  DON’T BLAME POOR PLAY ON THE LACK OF A TV ON THE FUUUURRRRRRICKING BUS!

Bixby 42 Ponca City 6
Bixby’s Mason Williams is the best 5’11” QB in the nation and is zipping the ball to WR Brennan Pressly like he was on Madden 2020!!  There is another 5’11” Mason that us breaking numerous passing records at North Texas!!  Hey TU coach Montgomery, do not let this Mason slip away!!

Broken Arrow 54 at Westmore 6
About 10 BA players were seen talking with college recruiters at halftime!!  This did not set real well with Coach Alexander so he canceled his post-game meal at Steak n Ale and took the team to Quick Trip for a 1 dollar hotdog and a small nacho!!  
The team bus was a quiet ride home!

Wagoner 34 at Miami 12
The Bulldogs defeat the Wardogs easily!!  A wardog is a military person who is excellent in dirty, gritty combat assignments!!  The Miami Wardogs are more like the Warpups and just need a but of basic training to toughen them up!

Bishop Kelley 41 Durant 12
The BK offensive line was dominant and the Comets handled the Durant Durangos with little problemos!
The game was delayed in the 3rd quarter when there were shots fired in the apartments east of Prassa field!!  Tulsa S.W.A.T. was called and immediately squelched the situation!!
Tulsa SWAT stayed and watched the rest of the game!!

Tonkawa 38 at Woodland 24
Tonkawa put the Woodland Woodchucks always early in the 4th quarter!!


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