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Bobblehead sports:
Papa B in T Almost De-nutted:
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Mrs. B in T told me to go to Home Depot and pick out a Halloween inflatable!! I was so excited when I found this giant purple blowup bong on Amazon!! Upon the split second I showed the bong pic to Jami I was de-nutted and driven to Home Depot to buy a Scooby-Doo Halloween 🎃 blowup!! And yes I have asked for a giant inflatable Dallas Cowboy cheerleader!! So the moral of this B in T story is never ask for a blow-up bong in the front yard!!
Week 2 - who will be the next Nebraska football coach?!?
- The Kansas football coach (no one knows this dude's name?)
- Matt Campbell - Iowa State - But the Dallas Cowboys are sniffing around Clone Nation!!
- Urban Meyer - Fox Sports and Hooters Spokesman
- Jimbo Fisher - A&M coach will land somewhere after a 1.2 billion dollar buyout by the muckety bucks!! Why not Huskerland!!
- Loren Montgomery - Bixby High School - package deal with some Bixby coaches and players included!
B in T College Picks:
Oklahoma 34 at TCU 20
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Coach BV told his defensive football team that if they held the Horny Toads to under 21 points he would eat a horny frog immediately after the game!! Lots of PETA (people for ethics of animals) folks protested and the South American Poisonous horned frog meal was stopped!! Coach Venables was saved from some serious heart burn!! Wideout Marvin Mims caught 7 passes for 125 yards and 2 touchdowns!!
A very happy-horned toad somewhere in Fort Worth, Texas!!
Tulsa 37 Cincinnati 34
Great game at Chapman, with Davis Brin marketing posters all over the stadium with Hasty Bake VRXTNT Super Bake cooker and trailer giveaway at halftime!! (TMZ and B in T sources believe the value to be at over 25k!!)
Cincinnati was favored by 16 points but with time running out in the fourth quarter and a 4 point lead the Bearcats decided to throw a conservative TE waggle play for a pick six to LB Jon Michael Terry for a 63 yard TD!! Terry played TE and LB at his high school Victory Christian, in Tulsa!! The Hasty Bake owner, a very generous gentleman, took the PA speaker and announced that everyone with a paper ticket will get a free Hasty Bake!! Note: As of 2021 TU no longer does paper tickets!! Shrewd move Mr. Hasty Bake!
Baylor 42 Oklahoma State 38
New Baylor QB Alex Shapen throws very few interceptions and together with 4 touchdowns against the soft Cowboy defense, gave poke coach Mike Gundy indigestion!! The Oklahoma State QB and Heisman hopeful Spencer Sanders had 3 TD passing but 3 picks as well!!
Position vs Position
OSU vs Baylor
QB: OSU
RB: Baylor
WR: OSU
TE: Baylor
OL: Baylor
DL: OSU
LB: OSU
CB: Baylor
S: Baylor
K: Baylor
KOS: Baylor
KR: Baylor
P: Baylor
Cheerleaders: OSU
Better looking Alums: OSU
Diva Home Builders on HGTV- Magnolia Network! Baylor
Alabama 38 at Arkansas 34
The Razorback student section has been camping 🔦 in line for tickets since school ended Monday!! The ticket number slotted for students are 7,500 and according to some frat Presidents, there were 20,000 in line!! Arkansas had 12 mounted police outside the stadium to usher out Alabama coach Saban from the stadium after the final gun went off!!
Clemson 38 North Carolina State 20
Clemson D without Brent Venables is like deer hunting without deer urine, it just ain't perfect but it will doo doo!! Ha!
Texas A&M 37 at Mississippi State University 24
The Bulldog alums are upset with a Tic Toc coach Mike Leach did showing a shirtless Leach in General George Patton gear leading the team to battle the Aggies!! This came two days after the Bulldog Regents became upset when actor Gary Bussey was picked to play coach Leach in a movie autobiography called ‘Alien on Earth’ by Jordan Peele!! Ho-hum, another 2 touchdown win for the Aggieville!!
Michigan 31 at Iowa 21
The Wolverines who were named after Wolverine star Hugh Jackman and not vice-versa were bad guests at Kinnick Stadium in Iowa City, Iowa!! The kids at Stead Family Hospital gave the Michigan football team the middle finger as they celebrated the victory!!
USC 42 Arizona State 28
Lincoln Riley the golden child who laid the golden egg right in the middle of So Cal, offered AZ State coach Herm Edwards a job at USC as a pre-game analyst and make-up artist!! Coach Riley requires all 34 of his gameday coaches to wear makeup in case a spontaneous interview happens!! USC QB Caleb Williams threw for 3 touchdowns, signed some autographs, then threw one more!! Ho hum.
Wisconsin 35 Illinois 21
Illini Coach Bielema themed the week before the Badgers as ‘TOUGH’! The players all had tattoos with ‘TOUGH’ placed on their chests!! Coach Bielema handled ‘TOUGH’ by having dinner twice at Rare Steakhouse, really coach B?? Wisconsin was way too corn-fed for Illinois and covered the spread!!
Iowa State 45 at Kansas 26
Iowa State QB Hunter Decker recently signed a NIL deal with Black and Decker's lawn and garden! Get yourself a Hunter Decker Deal at Black and Decker! Decker goes 23 for 29, 348 yds, and 4 scores!
Nebraska 35 Indiana 31
The Cornhuskers are playing as they want to have coach Frost back next year!! Unfortunately, coach Frost has landed a gig with OU as an analyst!! Nebraska QB Thompson, who can sling that ball around and run through the Indiana D like cannabis butter through fudge brownies!!
Boston College 34 Louisville 28
*******Upset Special********
Every year Louisville wins a few, gets ranked, loses a few, and falls to the basement!! Boston College D is talented, with a defensive line that can be scary good! 👻👻👻
The 1951 Boston College team that won numerous awards and championships was honored posthumously AND of course 96-year-old Bill McCarthy was there LIVE to receive the Trophy! He was awarded a 70-inch Vizio TV to watch all the BC sports games - on the new Boston College Sports Channel!! Seriously, Google it! JK
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B in T High School picks:
Collinsville 42 Bishop Kelley 27
Pumpkin Man was seen handing out BK red and white brownies in Collinsville at a pregame tailgate fundraiser for 2025 Prassa Domed stadium!! Over 25 million dollars was raised thanks to the happy donors and Pumpkin Man!! Later, on Football Friday evening, Pumpkin Man was finally spotted handing out treats at Tulsa’s Hex House!!
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Bixby 70 Southmore 13
With the score 60 to 0 at halftime and both coaches and athletic directors agreeing to have a continuous running clock in the second half!! Buffy Pennington, the head of the Spartanette Cheer team, raised a shat fit for not allowing a 3rd quarter performance by her girls!! After Buffy threatened an anxiety attack the Athletic Directors told Buffy her Spartanettes can now do their all-state performance!!
Oklahoma Christian 47 at Blackwell 16
Blackwell had numerous fans turned away at the gate for smelling like Code Blue Deer Urine by Axe!! Wow!!
BTW 35 Stillwater 27
Both teams are looking for a nice win after struggling early in the season!! Okie state’s coach Gundy’s third son Skip is a 7 grader at Stillwater middle school! He is sporting a small mini mullet while attempting to get some mojo from dad!! Micah Tease who is insisting on playing wideout in college caught 2 passes for 20 yards while intercepting 2 and breaking up 4 as a cornerback!! The Hog commit may wish he had stayed with the Sooners!!
Broken Arrow 38 at Norman North 28
BA coach Josh Blankenship is wishing he was coaching 3rd grade Broken Arrow Platinum instead of the 3-loss varsity!! Nice win against a strong opponent from the west side!!
Cascia Hall 27 Central 21
These two District 3A-4 powers will fight for an early playoff position at Ray Siegfried Field Friday night!! A hip Cascia coach Joe Medina said he would shave his head with a win against the mighty Central Braves!! Time to get the electric hair shaver out coach!! Our thought and prayers 🙏 are with
offensive tackle #63, junior Collin Cottom after an injury in the second game of the season!!
Choctaw 48 at Capital Hill OKC 6
The Yellowjackets scored at will in the first half and took the second half off to study for mid-term tests for the student-athletes!! First and second-team units played for the first 5 minutes of the second half and then studied for midterms while the Choctaw JV, and freshmen played the remainder!
Cushing 42 at Catoosa 31
Camden Crooks had 10 catches for 211 yards and three TDs, plus nine tackles, a fumble recovery, and an interception to beat Perkins-Tryon three weeks ago!! B in T said that performance would not be bested all year!! UNTIL, Friday against Catoosa when Camden had 12 catches, for 252 yards, 4 TDs, 12 tackles, 4 sacks, a fumble recovery, 2 interceptions, served post-game Godfathers Pizza, and got 2 phone numbers from Catoosa cheerleaders!!
Jenks 56 at Westmore (OKC) 18
Never schedule THE Jenks Trojans for Homecoming!! It's like inviting Carrie to your Homecoming!!
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Tonkawa 38 at Pawnee 27
The Tonkawa team and booster club debuted the new Tonkawa Casino-sponsored double-decker cruise bus for all the road games!! The game was close but Tonkawa pulled away in the 4th quarter!! Several fans attempted to get a ride back on the team bus for Tonkawa because of the 40 Godfathers Pizzas on board the Bucs bus!
Tonkawa Buccaneer
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B in T Pro picks:
Raiders 34 Broncos 24
My story that the Raiders stud RB Josh Jacobs via Alabama, via Tulsa McLane, and finally via Tulsa North Maybee Mustangs ran through the Broncos, like he ran through recruiters in route to Alabama land of The Tide!!
Bears 28 at Giants 27
The Bears DE Trev Gipson had 2 sacks and 3 TFLs (tackles for losses)!! His agent Bob Curran from Hooterville, Indiana has recently been given the High Water Buffalo Award for the top agent in the football arena!! Mr. Curran also represents B in T in Boccia Ball!
Cardinals 27 at Panthers 21
The super quick Cardinal QB from OU defeated the quick QB from OU!! Or Kyler beat Baker with a last-minute scramble that lasted minute and a half!!
Texans 31 Chargers 21
The Chargers QB Justin Herbert threw for 2 touchdowns........for the Texans!!
Cowboys 24 Commanders 21
The Cowboy offense is starting to like their Dak replacement, as Cooper Rush throws for two touchdowns and 278 yds!!
Chiefs 31 at Buccaneers 26
The Bucs QB Brady is in the middle of a lawsuit with AARP for using his likeness on a retirement home in Naples, Florida!! Stay tuned for more B.S. From Tommy Brady!!
Have a great sports week:
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