Faked Out Sports/ B in T
The last time BOK Center hosted the NCAA Tournament there were probably a fourth as many restaurants and bars as there are currently in the renovated downtown Tulsa!! The largest Metropolis Park in America called the Gathering Place was completed 6 months ago!! New Brew Houses, Resturants, and Hotels seem to arise weekly!! The days of vagrants passed out on 1st and Boulder are now surrounded by millennials in skinny jeans drinking their perfectly brewed beer in fufu glasses!! We will put on an amazing show for the NCAA Basketball fans!!
LSU 3 Yale 14 seed. LSU by 20. Great win for the Tigers but they are strapped by 3 years probation and coach Preppy is immediately fired at the team Hyatt after the game!!
’Cuse 8 Baylor 9 seed. Baylor by 3. Which of these teams has more NCAA sports violations? Baylor by 3!!
Kansas 4 Northeastern 13 seed. Kansas by 16. Jayhawks were favored by 3 if they played these guys in any city but Kansas City!! I wonder whose palms were greased for that to happen?$?!
Cincinnati 7 Iowa 10 Bearcats by 6
The Bearcats are long, fast and athletic, while the Hawkeyes were big but slow!! Nuff said!
The Sooners continue to stink up the place by losing to an average SEC team!!
Red Raiders by 28. The Red Raiders creamed the Norther Charmin Hilltoppers in a game that was moved to the IDTV channel for lack of interest!!
Kansas State by 10. Always take a Wildcat to chew up an Anteater!!
Volunteers by 23. The Volunteers were no match for a toothpaste!! Smile!! Funny right?
Cavaliers by 98. My wife and I went to Lowes last week to buy a Gardner-Webb lawnmower!! Just saying!
Vermont by 2. The Vermont Catamounts dismount the Seminoles with a 10 point rally in the last 3 minutes!! The Catamount is a huge 7’ mountain lion-like creature that is currently extinct as was the Seminole defense for the last 3 minutes!!
Marquette 5 Murray State 12 seed.
Murray State by 5. Racer Superstar Ja Morant scores thirty-four to upset the Marquette Golden Eagles 73 to 68!!
Words of wisdom from the unwise one:
Always floss after colored popcorn!!
Have a great sports week!
Bryan in Tulsa
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