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HAPPY NEW YEAR!!
FOS notes ’bout Nuthin!
The After-Christmas Hangover:
- Excess weight gain!
- Currently have less money than before Christmas!
- More burnt-out Christmas lights!
- Leftover fruit cake in the disposal!
- No more eggnog!!
- Taking down the massive Christmas Village (leave it up all year!)
- No more Christmas parties!
- No more margaritas........never! Hehe
- Start counting down days till 2020 football starts!
- Start another Opra Diet
10a Sware off alcohol
10b Ignore #10
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FOS Bowl Picks!
Dec 26
Walk-Ons Independence Bowl
Miami 21 La Tech 17
The Miami Hurricane are always athletic and always undisciplined!! Miami coach Manny Diaz should not take La Tech lightly and he needs to know that he has everything to lose and nothing to gain with a bowl with Tech!! This Bowl offers a Timely Watch, watch that will help you win over college women by simply looking at your watch!! There is a beanie in the packet similar to the one the Flounder wore in the movie Animal House!!
Dec 27
Military Bowl Presented by Northrop Grumman
North Carolina 31 Temple 23
North Carolina coach Mack Brown promised the Tar Heel faithful a bowl and exciting team!! Mack is not very exciting but his team is this year!! Temple is another strong team from the AAC conference but was hampered by 3 turnovers in the second half! Gifts were not listed but some players stated they received air rifles and paintball guns!!
New Era Pinstripe Bowl
Wake Forest 24 Michigan State 16
This bowl is played at Yankee Stadium and the two teams should be playing on a baseball field since their offensive scores are similar to America’s past time!! Gifts for this game are a bobblehead of Alex Rodriguez, JBL gift certificate, J-Lo blowup doll, and numerous New Era products!!
Academy Sports and Outdoors Texas Bowl
Oklahoma State 37 Texas A&M 33
B in T’s super cool relatives are huge Texas A&M and Oklahoma State fans!! The Aggie clan has decided to have a huge party at their home in the Woodlands of Houston!! Mr. and Mrs. B in T will be attending bringing our super deluxe Margarita Machine and two gallons of tequila from Tulsa to the party!! The gifts at the Texas Bowl will be an Academy Sports gift certificate, Justin cowboy hat, and Bandana, a case of Ax underarm products, and finally a lifetime supply of Fungus Foot Oil by Dar Fragrance
San Diego County Sherriffs Credit Union Bowl
Iowa 27 USC 21
Iowa Hawkeyes are looking for a bowl with some prestige to show off their high level of student-athletes and their variety of tight end and fullback stack formations on offense!! USC true freshman Kedon Slovis QB has ha a good season and should be the starter next year! Slovos threw for two touchdowns in the San Diego County Sherriffs Bowl and 27 total touchdowns in 2019!! Iowa beats the Trojans by 2 field goals or 3 safeties!! Gifts for both teams include Fossil watches, wireless headphones, and football-shaped sugar cookies with each player's name, number, and hometown on it!!
Camping World Bowl
Iowa State 34 Notre Dame 30
*******UPSET SPECIAL*********
The ’Clones were 29 1\2 point dogs to the highly overrated big green Irish monster from South Bend!! Notre Dame was so confident in their upcoming victory over Iowa State that they had 200 bottles of Wellers Fake Champaign iced down for the postgame celebration in the Iris locker room!! Unfortunately Iowa State QB Brock Purdy had a different thought and three 3 touchdowns and zero interceptions!! Camping World gifts included a 400 dollar gift card to Best Buy, and a year supply of Camping World’s own deer urine for hunters that really want to smell for their next kill!!
Dec 28
Chick - Fil -A Peach Bowl
Oklahoma 38 LSU 36
The entire world, Mars, Jupiter, Mike Leach, Blackwell, Oklahoma, all supernatural beings, and all the Marvel Super Heros believed that the LSU Tigers would beat the Sooners by 4 touchdowns!! No shat! Only the magnificent B in T picked the Sooners to win by 2!! The main reasons are the fact that Jalen Hurts has been there, and smoked the playoff pipe before!! LSU pretty boy QB Joe Burrow has NOT!! The other reason is the presence of Barry Switzer riding the new Sooner Schooner for the first Sooner touchdown!! Gifts for the Sooners are as follows: includes $390 Vanilla Visa gift card; Fossil watch; football and LSU gifts include a year supply Bazooka Bubble Gum and a Coach Ogeron Bobblehead!!
PlayStation Fiesta Bowl
Clemson 41 Ohio state 35
Clemson’s Hollywood QB Trevor Lawrence showed up for the team dinner in a full link fur coat!! The temperature in Glendale, Arizona was 82 degrees!! Trevor had a historic day, passing for over 400 yards against the Buckeye defense!! The gifts for this bowl are crazy cool: PlayStation PS4 gift package; Fossil watch; Ogio Shuttle Pack backpack; “History of The Bowls: Celebrating the Good of The Game” book; Ice Shaker insulated bottle and special brownies!!
Cotton Bowl
Memphis 38 Penn State 34
The AAC Champion Memphis finally made a statement in defeating Penn State of the big bad power 5 legions!! New Head Coach Ryan Silverfield of Memphis coached the Cotton Bowl in place of Mike Norvell who booked to Florida State for greener pastures of money!! Memphis redshirt RB Kenneth Gainwell has super speed and over 1500 yards rushing this year!! Gainwell moved and grooved for over 170 yards against the Nittany Lions! Cotton Bowl gifts include the basics, watch, clothes, Lowes 150 dollar gift certificate, and medical hooch!!
Red Box Bowl
Illinois 27 California 24
The Fighting Illini football team has brought back champagne to Champagne, Illinois!! Illinois pro-style QB Brandon Peters used his 6’5” frame to complete 21 for 30 passes and 2 touchdowns against the Golden Bear defense!! Coach Lovie Smith had the full support of Illinois administration and produced its first bowl since 2014!! Prizes for the Red Box Bowl in Santa Clara, California include: Nintendo Switch Lite; Nixon watch; Turtle Beach gaming headphones; Herschel Supply Co. backpack; Goodr sunglasses and a partridge and a pair tree from Saks!
The Fighting Illini football team has brought back champagne to Champagne, Illinois!! Illinois pro-style QB Brandon Peters used his 6’5” frame to complete 21 for 30 passes and 2 touchdowns against the Golden Bear defense!! Coach Lovie Smith had the full support of Illinois administration and produced its first bowl since 2014!! Prizes for the Red Box Bowl in Santa Clara, California include: Nintendo Switch Lite; Nixon watch; Turtle Beach gaming headphones; Herschel Supply Co. backpack; Goodr sunglasses and a partridge and a pair tree from Saks!
Capital One Orange Bowl
Florida 33 Virginia 21
The Capital One Orange Bowl has a couple of average teams playing on prime time with the Gators coming out on top!! Gifts include: Tourneau watch; full-sized split helmet and each player will receive a Capital One Credit Card with a 10 dollar limit!!!!!!!!!
Dec 31
Tony the Tiger Sun Bowl
Arizona State 38 Florida State 21
Florida State Coach Taggert has left to coach Florida Atlantic and new coach Mike Norvell is celebrating his new job with his family in the Bahamas!! The senior players for FSU will coach the game! The team gifts are bitchin: Timely Watch Co. Silvertone watch; Majestic Pro-Base fleece pullover; Ogio Excelsior backpack; New Era cap; coin and book called ’Trump: Leader or Maniac’!!
Autozone Liberty Bowl
Kansas State 27 Navy 25
Only one college football team has more discipline than the Armed Forces teams!! The exception would be any Kansas State team that has evolved from the Bill Snider era!! The Wildcat defense sniffed out wishbone QB Malcolm Perry and made him pass more than he wanted!! Gifts for this bowl: Bass Pro Shops shopping trip; Bose SoundLink Color Bluetooth speaker II; Caravelle by Bulova watch; Nike athletic shoes, sport sandals, backpack and sunglasses; football and a Lexus Holiday to remember!!
Valero Alamo Bowl
Utah 44 Texas 29
The Texas Longhorn’s Bowl was appropriately named after the Alamo War massacre in San Antonio!! The Longhorn faithful is not as attached to Coach Herman as the Alamo!! Utah has a full coaching staff and lots of speed!! Gifts to the teams: Apple AirPods Pro; $115 Amazon gift card; Michael Kors watch; helmet; team panoramic photo and support hose by Hanes!
FOS College Basketball Picks!
BYU 82 ORU 68
The Golden Eagles are making their way through a tough non-conference schedule! The Cougars from BYU are too much in Provo, Utah and rarely lose at home!!
Indiana 74 Arkansas 66
The Hoosiers sock it to the Razorbacks holding the visitors to 34% shooting from the field!!
Oklahoma State 83 SE Louisiana 71
Oklahoma State has a strong 10-3 nonconference record and ready for the Big 12!!
Kansas 77 at Stanford 71
Kansas big men are too much for the Cardinals!! Good road win for Self!!
Tulsa 68 at Kansas State 66
Must be dreaming vision of sugar plum fairies scoring the final jump shot at Manhattan, Kansas!!
Oklahoma 88 UT Rio Grande 61
Oklahoma finished nonconference with 11 wins!! The Rio Grande was a movie with Charlton Heston! I think!
FOS NFL
Browns 28 at Bengals 17
The Browns Headcoach is better suited for for coaching Center Bocce Ball! A lot of talent but no playoffs!!
Cowboys 31 Redskins 20
Cowboys are going to the backend and around the stop sign to lose in the first round of the playoffs!!
Chiefs 35 at Chargers 31
The Chiefs keep outscoring their defense into the playoffs!! The best defense is great offense, right Chiefs!
Broncos 27 Raiders 21
The Broncos rookie QB Locke is a keeper for GM John Elway!!
Texans 38 Titans 31
The Texans are ending the season on a high note with another victory over the Titans!
Words of wisdom from the unwise one!! A-one horse open sleigh does not go fast on cement!!
Have a great sports week!
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B, in T
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