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MERRY CHRISTMAS 🎁!!
FOS notes ’bout Nuthin!
B in T /FOS Christmas Wish List with a Sports Twist:
World Peace - this wish is simple, to the point and needed!
Texas Longhorns - a wish for new strong staff to offset their idiot head coach!
OU Sooners football - a wish for Sooner fans some humility!!
OSU Coach Gundy - a wish to cut the mullet mop hairstyle, please you made your point 5 years ago and what was the point?
TU football - Wish for a Bowl game in 2020!!
Arkansas football - wish for a new coach that can reach the lofty expectations of Hog fans!
B in T - wish that dogs could be trained to pick up their own poo poo!!
OU QB Hurts- All Sooner fans want him to smile, frown or fart just once!!
Dallas Cowboys - a new football coach that has a PULSE!
FOS Top 10 Christmas Movies:
☃️White Christmas- Bing Crosby singing and Danny Kaye dancing 🕺!!
⛄️Christmas Vacation- Chevy Chase and a Classic!!
⛄️It’s A Wonderful Life - Jimmy Stewart prances and dances in this holiday special!!
⛄️The Kringles - Tim Allen and Bahamas vs. Old fashion Christmas!
⛄️Home Alone - Family forgets Kevin, parents spend Christmas in jail!
⛄️Home Alone 2 Lost in New York - Parents are still in jail and Kevin lives with pigeon lady in Central Park, New York!!
☃️Chucky Home for the Holidays - a small elf turns into a cannibal like Chucky doll when he eats Christmas cookies! Not yet rated!
⛄️Andy Williams Christmas Zombie Apocalypse - an old Andy Williams Christmas Special turns into a giant carnage of flesh when a virus is found in the Christmas spinach dip!! Based on actual events!
⛄️Christmas Sharknado - Shark driven Sleighs deliver chum and fish to children all over the world!
FOS Top 10 Christmas Drinks:
🎄Christmas Morning Bloody Mary’s- must-have to make through the opening presents chaos!!
🎄Margaritas - festive and green!!
🎄Egg Nog with Spice Rum - B in T favorite!
🎄Egg Nog with Vodka - women love this, Mrs. B in T!!?
🎄Egg Nog with Jaeger - Rugby dudes have this drink at their Xmas parties!
🎄Baileys, schnapps and hot chocolate-Slow buzz in the Christmas season!!
🎄Rum Hawaiian Punch - don't wake up after Company Christmas 🎁party with a hangover and red stuff all over your mouth for work the next day!
🌲Folger's Coffee - perfect after shoveling the sidewalk!
🎄Buttery Christmas Nipple drink - serve in moose plastic cups like in Christmas Vacation!!
🎄Prune Juice with Spice Peppermint Rum - good for the old farts still hanging around the Christmas bash!l
FOS Bobbleheads!
Will Creekmore as a Bobbleheaded Youngster??!!
Ok, you are wondering who the frack is Will Creekmore! Will is a 6’9” basketball big man and has played from, Monte Cassino Elementary School, Tulsa Edison, Missouri State and currently Japan!! My son Lance and Will Creekmore played years of sports together from the Bobblehead age of 5 years old!! Watching young Will would always be fun for me to guess which parent for the other team would request Will’s birth certificate first!! At that time his sweet mom would pull out Will’s birth certificate and show that he was actually the youngest on the team!! Usually, this section of FOS has my grandkids and family, but Will the Thrill is part of our family!! Watching Will grow, physically and mentally, while seeing him turn from a Bobblehead little fart to a man who lives his dream every day!! Great job big Will!!
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