Lee and Lionel Weather
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The term blustery winds is used when describing high winds and below-32-degree weather! This is according to no-nonsense Alan Crone on the local morning Channel 6! If it is Bus Stop blustery winds weather, you must have the little ones and elderly wrapped up in at least 5 layers of clothing!! Not including thermal undies!!
Local B in T forecast:
80% chance of micro-burst showers on Thursday, 30% regularly showers on Friday!
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Bobblehead Sports:
Very cute, Granddaughter, Wife, and Daughter in Rio, Brazil!! Missed them tons and nutin’ major was broken or caught fire!! In Tulsa or Rio!! B in T was given an (A-)for watching the house, pets and plants!! I was given a (D-) for the kitty poop box!!♥️♥️♥️
B in T notes:
Jordan, my daughter, and her book club friends get their picture taken with CHET HOLGREN!! True shat!
Chet was absolutely thrilled!!
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Reading the following could make you nauseous:
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🏈 Two Texas A&M Fans Were Arrested in a December Game Against Texas For Criminal Trespassing, After Attempting To Sneak Into Kyle Field With Hard Hats, Reflective Vests, And Fake Construction Credentials Displaying The Names "Harry Azcrac" and "Duncan McCockner"!!
The problem was that a ticket taker with the Aggie staff let these phonies through the gate!! Great fake names!! Hehehe!!
🧙♀️SHAT HAPPENS BRO!!
🏀Let’s talk SEC Basketball:
Early CBS Sports Bracketology has 13 SEC Teams in the dance! The outies are OU, S Carolina and Vanderbilt!! Heck far, they might all get in!
🏀‼️Two weeks ago was the 1st time that OU (MBB) & OSU (MBB)both won on the same Saturday since March 4th, 2023 (2 seasons ago)‼️ Good news but shocking!!
B in T College BBall picks:
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Women:
Oklahoma 83 at LSU 81
LSU coach Kim Mulkey is the Cruella DeVille of the SEC!!
Well….she is about to face the OU coach Jennie Baranczyk who was possibly the nicest coach in the Big 12!! Looks like good wins over evil!!
Tulsa 71 Wichita State 57
The Wheatshockers are now called the Shockers with no wheat, which makes no sense!! You can't have a mascot without wheat!! Here is what u get:
The Ugliest mascot of all time aka the Chucky Doll of mascots!! Yuck!
The Tulsa girls were 10-point favs at home mainly because of the Chucky mascot!
Men:
Iowa State 81 Kansas State 51
Clones are in the top 5 in the nation and the Mildcats are not. The last time the Clones were in the top 5 this long, Trump was president!! Hehe!
KState starts 2 transfers from the Pittsburg State Gorillas and 1 from the Emporia State Killer Mud Hornets!! All 3 are considered junior college transfers and have 4 years of eligibility left! They should gradgyate when they are 28!
Google it! I swear, true story!
Oklahoma State 72 Utah 65
The Utah Mormons basketball team can only play on any day except Sundays, Friday nights, Wednesday dinner time, and Tuesday taco days! So the game was switched to Monday morning at 5 for breakfast at Gallagher Iba!!
Oklahoma 88 Vanderbilt 77
The Sooner star by the name of Elvis scored 17 points, 4 rebounds, 2 steals and 1 hunka, hunka, burnin luv!!
Baylor 75 Kansas 72
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Some of the following verbiage could be offensive to youth and old farts.
The Baylor Bears, when playing on their home court can beat the Thunder, well maybe not! But the Bears are lethal enough to beat the Jaycocks by 3 points!! The KU big dude 7’3” Hunter Dickinson was covered by 5’6” Baylor point guard Muggsie Dilwiggy!! Dilwiggy did a great job of covering the huge Dickinson’s midsection!!
Haha!
ORU 79 Kansas City 70
With Sam Alikilli playing Center and averaging 16 points and 7 boards he is really not being sought by any NBA teams and only a handful of European teams!! However, at 6’8” and 245 lbs is currently being recruited by the Sooners at tight end!! Why not, everyone else has! Ha!
Kentucky 68 Arkansas 67
Calamari returns to Kentucky where he coached 15 years with 1 national championship and 4 final fours!! The packed Rupp Arena crowd all wore Armani suits (all rented from Ed Beshara’s of Tulsa via Italy) to honor the current Razorback coach!! Star Kentucky guard Otega Owen banks in a 30-footer at the buzzer causing thousands of suits to storm the court!!
Tulsa 81 at Tulane 76
Had to pick one road game!! Tulsa stud Odom has 14 points, 10 dimes, 12 rebounds and 10 blocks for the first quad-double triple in the NCAAs this year!!
Have a great sports weekend!
Bryan in Tulsa
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