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Pretty Wintry Mix
If I hear the words ‘wintry mix’ from Alan Crone one more time I will have my 50th stroke!! Plus, it no longer effen snows in Tulsa anywho!! How about switching it up Alan, possibly to partial snowflakes, mixed rain and snow, mixed rain and cocaine, or frozen pellets of chicken poop mixed with snow!
You pick Alan, geeesh!
Tulsa Ugly Wintry Mix
B in T forecast:
Upper 50s for a high Thursday thru Sunday, upper 30s for a low! Slight sprinkles. Off and on. Intermittent according to my besty Travis!
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B in T Super Bowl picks:
The game will be played at the Caesars Superdome in New Orleans, Louisiana!‼️!
Elgses Vs Chiefy Wiefies‼️
E L G S E S
Rockie Balboa could not have spelled it any worser!! Hehe!
Super Bowl Halftime Event:
-Tupac and Porter Wagner — ‘Just Kidding’! No really- Kendrick Lamar and SZA? Who the effff’ is dat’??
Whatever happened to Michael Jackson's AI or the Justin Timberlake and Janet Jackson boob incident! Justin accidentally on purpase tore off part of her clothing that covered her breast!! Plus, I thought SZA was a star basketball player for the Thunder!?!? Doesn't Kendrick Lamar play for the Baltimore Ravens?? I give up‼️
How about B in T’s 12 Top Half-Time Extravagangas‼️
*Super Bowl III -The Florida A&M Band in 1969- I cried!
*Super Bowl VII - Anita Bryant and Al Hirt, my mom, grandmother and I cried for 10 minutes!
*Super Bowl X - Up With People and the Ballknobbers from Branson!! After that we went to Branson, Arkansas for family vaca for 3 years straight!
*Super Bowl XX - Up With People- 4th appearance and I still didn't know who the heck they were!
*Super Bowl XXV - New Kids On The Block - I cried again……
*Super Bowl XXXVI - U2 - B in T was stoned for hours!
* Super Bowl XLI - Prince - great performance of Purple Rain, in the rain!
*Super Bowl XLIV - The Who - I was stoned for hours!
*Super Bowl XLVIII - Bruno Mars and Red Hot Chilli Peppers, found out Mrs B in T has a crush on all 5’1” of Bruno Mars!!
*Super Bowl LI - Lady Gaga - bring back Andy Williams and the Southern University Band!! Anything but Lady GagGag
*Super Bowl LVI - Dr. Dre, Snoop Dogg, Eminem, Mary J. Blige, Kendrick Lamar, 50 Cent - I am STILL stoned from this performance!
*Super Bowl LVIII - Usher - nice choreography, my dogs are stoned from Usher!
*This Year- Kendrick Lamar, I will have to be stoned! Haha!
Chiefs 34 Eagles 31
I am picking the Chiefs so, in turn, my Eagles will WIN!! My B in T picks have been slightly off as my stroke count is elevated lately!! Mahomes, you guessed it, pulls another win out his arse and hits his tight end Taylor Kelse from 9 yards out with 2.1 seconds left for the win!! Immediately Kelse and Taylor Swift get married on the Super Bowl 50-yard line! The Chief players are the Best Men and all the Swiftys are the Maids of Honors!! They are married by Mr everything Tom Brady who is now an ordained minister plus the GOAT of football!!
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Bobblehead Sports:
Thunder are fun to watch, and their reserves could beat a few current NBA teams!! A huge Max trade of all time in the NBA occurred last Sunday! The Lakers received Maxi Kleber from Dallas and Dallas in return gets Maxi Christi from Los Angeles!!
B in T notes:
🏈Jets interviewed Ron Rivera last week. Ex Commanders coach would be perfect and he could stomach the New York media! Rivera with the Jets is Win-Win!!
🐶This was an interesting text I sent my daughter Maddie’s family over the Christmas holiday!! Papi B in T was dog sitting their only dog Toast for a while!! Is it true or is it another Bryan in Tulsa fabrication?
— ‘Hey Maddie, FYI, Toast got a hold of the 3 medicated brownies we left out for Santa, he seems ok but he is eating a lot of doggy treats!’ Hehehe!
🏈The Dallas Cowboys owner cannot manage a pro football team but Jerry Jones is just killing it on the TV show called “Landman?!” Great acting was displayed by Jerry in a scene with Jon Hamm and Billy Bob Thornton!! With Billy Bob and Jerry, any movie based in Texas will be worth watching!!
🏈 Quite a feat for the Buckeyes and the Golden Hurricane!!
The 2024 and 2025 National Champions Ohio State Buckeyes were the second team to do the following:
In 2024-2025 the Buckeyes had 2 1000 yard rushers TreVeyon Henderson and Quinshon Judkins, 2 1000 yard receivers Jeremiah Smith and Emeka Egbuka and a 3,000-yard passer Will Howard ( Opie’s grandson)!!!!
Tulsa was the first in 2016! 3,000-yard passer (Dane Evans), two 1,000-yard receivers (Josh Atkinson and Keevan Lucas) and two 1,000-yard rushers (D'Angelo Brewer and James Flanders)!!!!!
Women:
East Carolina 81 Tulsa 77
The girls were led by soph guard Elise Hill with 23 points 4 assists, 3 steals, and only 1 turnover!! Go girls! Keep fighting!
ORU 71 at South Dakota State
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Note: The girls team will be in the NCAAs or the NIT!!
Treacherous snow drifts and a giant snow plow summed up the day for the Golden Eagles in Brookings, South Dakota!!
The snow plow known as the “Tony Tiger” of all snowplows in Brookings, cleared a path to enable the ORU ladies basketball team to upset the home team Jackrabbits!!
Oklahoma 85 at Ole Miss 80
The Vann sisters, Skylar and Zya, scored 30 points and had 20 rebounds to take a tough SEC Road victory!! Skylar a Senior and Zya a freshman went to the Pavillion at Oxford and showed the Rebels how we do it in Norman!!
Men:
Oklahoma 90 Tennessee 87
Tennessee coach Rick Barnes loses again to another Porter Mosier team!!
Tulsa 71 FAU 64
A Huge home win for Tulsa as they finally beat a team with an Owl as their mascot!!
Iowa State 88 TCU 80
The Clones have a number of ways to beat the Horny Frogs from Fort Worth but winning after being down by 20 (52 to 32) halftime is a first!! Coach TJ Otzelberger noticed that his team only had 2 fouls in the first half!! First his team needed to be more physical and second TCU is next to last out of 332 schools in free throw % made!! So foul more and the Clones should win by 28 in the second half!! Great coaching!!
Kansas State 77 Kansas 76
Billy Self’s red face exploded due to the number of losses his Jaycocks have had this year!! BTW Kansas could have 15 losses and still be ranked in the AP top 25!!
Arkansas 91 Alabama 83
Bud Walton Arena gave Antenna Toppers to the first 2500 fans Razirback for your car!!
Only a few cars still have antennas, so Bama fans started throwing their Toppers at the Hog fans, and in turn the 95% Razorback Bud Walton pelted the 400 Bama fans with Toppers galore!! Styrofoam does not hurt……………..much!!
South Dakota 74 at ORU 69
Time for mass prayer at the ORU Prayer Tower!!🙏🙏🙏
Especially for the mens basketball team! The girls team has some serious game!!
Illinois 78 at Minnesota 77
The Illini were not intimidated by the Williams Arena crowd in Minneapolis! Illinois sophomore stud
Tomislav Ivisic from Croatia is averaging 15 points,10 boards and 3 opponent concussions! At 7’1” 250lbs he intimidates the whole Minnesota frontline!
Have a great sports weekend!
Bryan in Tulsa
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