Bryan in Tulsa
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Bobblehead Sports:
Football Dares with Grandson:
Each year I do a dare to my 14 readers that my only grandson (6 grandaughters😁😁🎃🙏 ) and I will do something crazy if Tulsa football does something crazy!! Last minute wins in the Zaven Collins 2020 year had both of us in our TU underwear in the backyard in 37-degree weather with sleet!!
A couple of weeks ago Gus and I discussed another challenge for 2022 if the Redbirds swept the stuck-up Yankees and Tulsa defeats the Wyoming Cowboys next week Gus and Papi will eat 20 Coneys from Coney Island on 11th Street!! The Birds swept the Yanks so start cooking the weiners bro!! Popi’s coneys will have Ghost peppers!!
B in T Notes and Tidbits:
B in T College Picks:
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Nebraska 38 Northwestern 31
Aviva Stafium Dublin, Ireland
A couple of powerful wannabes in the Big 10!! Both teams are looking much stronger since two PAC schools (USC and UCLA) are coming over as shark chud for the rest of the Big 10 in 2024!
Dublin high school teams (above) have recently started using the left-handed jump pass which was perfected many years ago by Bart Starr!! Google it, dare ya! Also, in a shameless maneuver by Frost, he handed his resume to Adolfo Dusseldorf, the Athletic Director for all Dublin High Schools!!
Illinois 40 Wyoming 27
Memorial Stadium Champaign, Illinois
Illini running back Chase Brown has been named to the Doak Walker award and Maxwell Award for top player and running back in the nation! He did not disappoint in his first game in 2022 with 21 rushes for 138 yards and 2 touchdowns!! Wyoming Cowboys will be waiting with Doc Holiday at the OK Corrall, licking its wounds and chops for Tulsa Golden Hurricane next week!!
Vanderbilt 30 at Hawaii 28
This game was scheduled for Paramount TV but was switched to Public Television in Aurora, Illinois, where the famous Waynes World on SNL was discovered!!
Also of Commodore Lore:
A survey by Quality Logo Products, Inc. found out what Americans thought of college mascots in six categories!!......be patient this IS going somewhere.........The survey asked 1,266 people about the best, worst, creepiest, most offensive, sexiest, and unsexiest college mascots in America!!! And guess who got the creepiest, and the sexiest?!?
Mr. Commodore:
B in T High School Picks:
Owasso 42 Bixby 38 at Chapman Stadium
While Alabama commit Cole Adams was taking selfies for his NIL deal, his teammates were snapping Bixby’s longest winning streak in state history!! Owasso players attempted to carry coach Blankenship on their shoulders but instead grabbed a lighter more compact assistant head coach Graham and the celebration ended safely!!
B in T Mom O Meter- Weekly football moms competition: Spartan Moms .987 Ram Moms .981
One of the closest competitions in B in T Mom O Meter history! The Bixby moms edged the Ram moms by winning the cow chip throwing contest!! The winning turd won by 3 inches!! The Bixby moms state that it is all in the way you shape your dung chips!!
B in T Diner of the week:
El Rio Verde Restuarant, Tulsa
38 N Trenton Ave
Mr. and Mrs. B in T went to this fine authentic Mexican food restaurant for the 4th time before the Battle of the Burbs!! The extra hot, hot sauce hit my stomach badly and Mrs. B in T forced me to move to another Chapman section due to an odor I allegedly emitted!! Great food but their hot sauce IS 🔥!!!!
BTW 48 at Bentonville West 24
A huge road win for the Hornets! The Booker T Washington Perfection Dancers stole the show at halftime by doing Donna Summer’s ‘Toot toot heyyyyyy beep beep’ song!!! The BTW football team ‘toot toot heyyyyy beep beeped’ the Bentonville West Wolverines!!
The BTW Perfection Dancers are the best in the state!!
Victory Christian 31 Cascia Hall 26
The Christians vs the Catholics!
The Suburbans vs the Escalades!
The Chick-fil-A’s vs Queenies!
The fake Guccis vs the other fake Guccis!!
Quick Trip vs Reeder’s!
Rema Lights vs Lights On!
Broken Arrow 38 at Bentonville, Arkansas 22
B in T states it is a guaranteed 100% deal that the Tigers will win this game!!! Bentonville is the home of Walmart, and the movie ‘Deliverance’!! JK But the 1st Wal-Mart was in Rogers, Ark. not Bentonville!!
Del City 35 Choctaw 31
B in T will be covering the Choctaw Yellowjackets this year simply cuz I luv their mascot!!! Choctaw QB Steele Wasel has some Tulsa coaches attention late after committing to Akron!! As a strong-armed 6’4” 220lb kid that likes to sling it around more college coaches may ignore the fact that he has verbally committed to Akron!!
Kick butt Brad C.!
Lincoln Christian 38 Holland Hall 31.
The Crusaders vs the Dutch!! I like Lincoln Christian due to their retro SF 49er unis!!
Bishop Kelley 28 Poteau 12
Bishop Kelley's O-line is much smaller but far more fundamentally sound than a college team like Kansas!! JK!! But close!! Is Poteau French for potatoes?
Union 62 Westmore 18
The Redhawks swoop Westmore away early!!
Cushing 56 Will Rogers 12
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The Cushing varsity was up 49 to zip at halftime!! The Cushing 8th grade suited up at halftime and played pretty dang competitively!!! Local Cushing Citizen paper wins 🏆Pulitzer Prize for sports humor!!
B in T NFL Picks:
Two weeks bro!
MLB:
Cardinals- 68-51 Arenado and Goldschmidt could lead the Birdies to the promise land!!
Dodgers- 70 games over .500, plans for ticker tape parade with Beyonce have begun!!
Have a great sports week!
B in T
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