Happy Holiday Season to all you Sports Nuts!!!!⛄️⛄️🎄🎄🎅🎅🙏
GET WELL BROTHER JOHNNY MAC!!
Bryan in Tulsa
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Family Bobbleheads:
Elf on the Shelf is WATCHING 👀:
In a certain B in T grandkid’s home in midtown Tulsa, the Elf on the Shelf appeared around mid-November!!!! The young ones were on best behavior while the Elf watched!! Ana cleaned dishes, set the dinner table, and Gus picked up the limbs and poop 💩 in the backyard!! Overseeing the project was a stuffed 50-year-old elf that had watched Papa and all 4 Lohmeyer kids antics, and now watching the Grands!! This Elf on the Shelf has seen 50 plus years of naughty but mostly adorable Lohmeyer rugrats!
Note: I normally leave a twenty-dollar bill for the little fella to make sure we get good grades for Santa!
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I hope your families have a great Holiday Season!!
B in T notes:
B in T Top 6 Snow Football
Games:
- 2000 Independence Bowl Texas A&M vs Mississippi State A freak snowstorm brought 10 inches of snow to Shreveport, unprepared collie mascot Reveille was forced to join a team of rescue sled dogs!! True story!!
- 2007 - Bills vs Browns - huge snowstorm in Cleveland forced the game to be stopped numerous times to shovel off the snow to see yard line number!! A back judge referee was buried alive but was recovered when a rescue worker spotted his silver whistle in the snow!! A Christmas miracle!
- 1979 Cotton Bowl - Houston vs Notre Dame A gargantuan ice storm hit Dallas, Irish QB, a little 5’11” Joey Montana, was frozen stiff to a metal bench and missed 6 plays while having hot water poured on his butt!! True story!! Dallas Morning News!
- The Leon Lett game - us Dallas Cowboy fans try to forget the Thanksgiving day fiasco! 6’4” 280 lb Leon Lett rambled and floundered in 7 inches of snow touching a live ball and giving the Dolphins the winning score!
- 1967 NFL Championship game- Greenbay vs Dallas - no snow but the temperatures in the minus degrees forced this game to be included on the snow list!! Guard Jerry Kramer was known for the block that allowed Bart Starr to score the winning touchdown! But Kramer was also known for eating a frozen hot dog in the 4th quarter!!
- 1991 - Tulsa vs Southern Mississippi - attended by yours truly, sun shining at start of game and snowstorm hit at halftime! My eyelids were partially frozen so my recollection of the events may be slightly clouded!! Evidently, with 58 seconds left TU was attempting a 42-yard field goal in 5 inches of snow!! Tulsa called timeout and had a reserve lineman drive a bulldozer from an 11th street road work crew (wow what a shock) to clean a path in the snow!! The field goal was good giving TU the late victory!!
Simple Humor:
From super Tulsa World writer and occasional reader of B in T - Jimmy Tramel and a “Hee Haw” rerun:
“My wife ran off with the best friend I ever had.”
Was he handsome?
“I never met him.”
Think about it..........wait........OK....I got it!
Will New OU Coach need his Own Get Back Coach?
Coach Venables was very active and animated as a defensive coordinator at Oklahoma and Clemson!! Clemson had a ‘get back’ assistant coach dedicated to holding him back from rushing on the field with a large toddler leash during games!! OU will be announcing who their permanent ‘get back’ man will be soon. Speculation is that pro wrestler The Undertaker will be hired!! True shat!!
College Basketball Picks:
Tulsa 72 SMU 65
The SMU Ponyettes drill team invited the TU high steppers drill team for a meet and greet at Roosevelt's on 15th Street the night before the game!! After some tea and pie, the girls had a small skirmish in the back restaurant parking lot!! A couple of eyes were gouged out and three arms were broken but nothing serious!! Good game, TU wins!
Arkansas 81 at Mississippi St. 72
The Razorbacks have more athletes than the Lakers! Just a matter of time before coach Mussleman molds this team into an elite eight-team like last year!!
College Bowl Pick:
Union Home Mortgage Gasparilla Bowl
Florida 41 UCF 38
Which of the following is a Gasparilla?
A. A flower that lets out lethal gasses
B. A badass pirate in the late 1800s!
C. Toilet bowl tablet!!
D. The term used for a dainty fart!
E. All the above
F. None of the above
The answer is B
Both teams are not known for their defenses and this was proven in the Gasp Bowl!! Late UCF score made it a little uncomfortable for the Gators but they chomped down on the Knights in the end!
Bowl Gifts:
400$ Target Gift Card; 50$ Cannabis Gift Card; Starbucks 100$ Gift Card
Military Bowl by Peraton
Boston College 27 East Carolina 24
Major sponsor Peraton Security was in charge of the on-site security and dropped the ball when they shot down a toy Avenger drone piloted by a 12-year-old from the neighborhood!! Boston College revealed the wing T formation at halftime and came from 14 points down to win by 3!!
Bowl Gifts: Rayban Sunglasses 200$; Vizio 60 inch flat screen combo margarita machine valued at 600$
Eurozone Liberty Bowl
Texas Tech 45 Mississippi State 35
Stand-up comedian Coach Leach of the Bulldogs can coach some offense! Leach was the head coach at Texas Tech 12 years ago and numerous Tech big dawgs are trying to lure him back to the flatlands! According to my sources, he was offered the same salary and a guaranteed 2 year series with the Sy-Fy Channel!!
Bowl Gifts: A lifetime supply of Axe Aftershave - valued at 450$ I Phone 13 value according to Christmas commercials is priceless
Cheese -zit Bowl
Iowa State 38 Clemson 35
The Clones just learned that QB Brock Purdy has been awarded a hardship, double redshirt, covid-19, 8th-year masters degree deferral to play football one more year!! The Clemson defense partied all week after learning Coach Venables has taken his hard-ass workouts to Oklahoma!! The winning kick at the end of the game was a 63-yard field goal by backup walkon kicker Zelph Gopherstien from Holland!! Coach Dabo Swinney insisted that the ball was overinflated by a member of the Clone equipment team!! TMZ has sent its top film crew to investigate!!
Team Gifts: Cheeze-zit pool table hanging light - valued at 200$ - 400$ Amazon Gift Card
Valero Alamo Bowl
Oklahoma 38 Oregon 35
OU hired coach Stoops temporarily while the new coach Brent Venables is in recruiting 7 states to replace the bare cupboard that was left by Benedict Arnold Riley!! Coach Stoops was drenched by a case of Rock ‘n Roll Tequilla (Stoops is the Spokesman for Rock ‘n Roll) instead of Gatorade during the final seconds of the Alamo Bowl!! After the game the team took a picture in the middle of the Alamo Bowl field and gave Lincoln Riley the number 1 sign with the middle finger!! Thanks for the memories biiooootch!
Pro Football Picks:
Packers 28 Browns 27
Green Bay Packers office staff has agreed to send out 43,546 Christmas Fruit Cakes to stockholders this year!!
Cardinals 34 Colts 24
The Cardinals have the Colt's number and are headed to home-field advantage in the playoffs!!
Chiefs 27 Steelers 14
The Steelers are out of the playoffs for the first time in 6 years while the Chiefs keep on keeping on!!
Cowboys 31 Washington 21
The team known as Washington has agreed to call the Cowboys the team known as the team of boys from Dallas that beat us like a drum!!
Have a great sports week!
Bryan in Tulsa
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