Bryan in Tulsa
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B in T Projected ‘after the smoke clears’ coaching moves:
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James Franklin - Bye bye Penn State- hello HC Arkansas
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Sam Pittman - Bye bye Arkansas - Hello - Tulsa Offensive Coordinator
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Matt Ruhle - bye-bye Nebraska hello - Penn State HC
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Mike Gundy -bye - bye Oklahoma State - hello - Kentucky HC- A Gundy replaces a Stoops! Very crazy 🤪!
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Loren Montgomery -bye-bye Bixby -hello- HC Oklahoma State‼️
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Bill Bildechick and significant other - bye-bye North Carolina - hello Bixby Spartans‼️
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Reminder for all TU LXAs Homecoming breakfast, on Saturday the 25th of October, we will have breakfast at Talley’s at 11th and Yale at 9:00am we will be inviting new 2025 associate members! Hope to see you there‼️
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Bobblehead Sports:
My granddaughter Rosie made her first OKC Dodger game this year‼️
I do pray that she converts to a Stl. Cardinal fan (although the Red Birds do suck) soon‼️
B in T notes:
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B in T College Football Picks:
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Oklahoma 28 Ole Miss 17
Trinidad Chambliss has stepped in admirably at QB for Austin Simmons! Austin is healthy now and will be full monte against the Sooners! Unfortunately the OU defensive line was dared to eat raw meat the night before the Rebels game! Instead of making the Sooner trench lineman sick, it actually made them much bigger!! The linemen more atrocious and monster-like with hair on their backs and feet‼️
Game notes:
Again Mateer has Heisman stats with 24 for 32, 4 TDs, 334 yds, and 2 look to the left and throw it to the right passes, one completed to Sooner TE Jaren Kanak and one completed to an Ole Miss player‼️The Sooners win comfortably!
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Texas Tech 45 Ok State 31
A trip to Lubbock reminds me of the Peanuts character of Spike (Snoopy’s cousin who live ls in Needles which is outside of Lubbock)
True story!
Texas Tech money guy is referring to Cody Campbell, a billionaire businessman, former Texas Tech football player, and chairman of the school's Board of Regents! Campbell has become a major figure in college sports, particularly for his significant financial support of Texas Tech athletics through the Matador Club, a Name, Image, and Likeness (NIL) collective he co-founded”!! He also recently launched a lobbying group called "Saving College Sports" to advocate for major changes to the college sports system! He is rich dude‼️
Game notes:
Oklahoma State covered the 24-point Tech spread! Give me a Hallelujah!
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Arkansas 38 Auburn 31
The Razorback offense is one of the best in the nation! On the other hand the Auburn Tiger ‘O’ is very rudimentary, QB back to pass, then halls ass running‼️
Game Notes:
Arkansas QB Green has 65 yds rushing, 1 TD and 203 yds, 2 TDs passing with Auburn QB Jackson Arnold with 64 yds passing and 201 yds rushing, 2 fumbles and 2 interceptions‼️ “Now you know the rest of the story”
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Tulsa 34 Temple 31
Homecoming at the LCA house - University of Tulsa!
Mrs B in T is out of town for a ladies' night out soooo.…………
‘Big Papi mouse will play
at the LCA house this day,
while the Mimi mouse is away’!
Hurray, Hurray‼️
Ok, now how ‘bout the game!!
The new Temple coach is a stud! For dat matter the new Tulsa coach Lamb is a stud‼️ When coach K C Keeper was available for every OU media (10 sports nerd reporters) dudes to promote his Owl team and I was very impressed! Upbeat attitude by the Temple head coach and Tulsa HC gives these two teams a shot at having winning seasons after a disastrous 2024!
Game Notes:
Tulsa running back, stud numba twenty-one, Dominic Richardson runs for 139 yards 1TD, 4 catches 46 yards 1TD, while back-up true freshman Baylor Hayes threw for 278 yds and 2 TDs including a last-minute touchdown to WR Zion Booker for 18 yds with 7 seconds left in the effen game‼️
TU Homecoming Shinnanegins:
The pregame tailgate party at the LCA House is at 12:30, where a number of my LCA alums hang out and proceed numb-up with brownies and beer before the game! The party starts thereafter for the Golden Hurricane rowdies! Frat bro Phillipino B. has been attending these Homecoming functions for almost 45 years and gets there an hour before the the Lambda Chi actives setup crew starts cooking the burgers‼️ Always! Phillipino has a collection of over 243 Wellers bottles in his man cave which were just from the last three years of TU LCA Homecoming functions‼️
Another member of the Wellers team is the author of this effed up blog, Bryan in Tulsa‼️Unbeknownst to many, B in T was also one of the original Captain Cane mascots from 1980 through 1982!
Is this B in T or not?
Respond back Y or N- (yes or no) via text, or email, prize: slightly used ‘68 Chevy Camaro………Hot Wheel car!
LSU 37 Texas A&M 26
The Tiger QB Garrett Nussmeier who is a rare ‘stay with the same team for more than 3 years' guy’ finally is a Heisman finalist at the age of 27!
Game Notes:
Against the Aggies, QB Gerrett Neidermeyer was 18 for 28, 289 yds 3TDs and 0 pix! Not to mention the digits of 24 pro football scouts!
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Illinois 31 at Washington 21
The Illinois Illini are on the road and are looking for a win Saturday night and going to Church Sunday morning when they found one‼️🙏 Husky Stadium has a capacity of 84,556 and the Illinois student body bought up 30,000-ish tickets by cyber hacking into the Washington Husky Ticket Office!
True shat! According to TMZ Sports!
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Iowa State 27 BYU 21
According to Iowa State student athletic records 13 football players on the Clones are Mormon married and must be sealed in a temple by a qualified sealer for eternity! This is according to Wikipedia which is always correct!
Rocco Becht 🔼🔼seen above married in a Utah Temple in 2024‼️Rocco then escaped the Utah Temple!
Game notes:
Iowa State QB Rocco Becht was 20-25, 312 yds and 2 TDs! Stud Soph TE Cooper Alexander from Washington, Oklahoma, caught 6 passes for 90 yards and 1 TDs!
Kansas 28 K State 27
I originally thought this game was scheduled for Stuttgart, Germany but my stroke brain remembered it was Iowa State vs Kansas State, in Dublin, Ireland! This game was in the beautiful newly updated Kansas University stadium in Lawrence, Kansas!
Game notes:
KU wideout Shamu Littlefeet caught 7 passes for 145 yds and 1 TD! Littlefeet who wears a size 6 Child's small clete, has the smallest foot registered in AE college football 2025! Fact! Google it!
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TCU 36 at West Virginia 31
TCU looks like the stronger team in the Big 12! Which means they could be one of the stronger in the Conference USA too! Winning in the beautiful hills of Morgantown can put TCU in the fray for the Big Eight / Little Sixteen title game! Ha!
Game Notes:
TCU QB, 1-year veteran Josh Hoover (1 year going on a second year is a long time in the College Portal times) led the Horny Frogs with 21-30 passes, 256 yds, 2 TDs and digits of some desirable and undesirable Mountaineer fans‼️ 🔽🔽🔽🔽🔽🔽
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PUMPKIN MAN IS IN TOWN‼️
There is an ORANGE ALERT in Tulsa County‼️‼️‼️ A man with a giant orange pumpkin head, weighing 78lbs, and standing 6’8”, was seen handing out brownies throughout the Utica Square area and putting happy faces on all the 21 and over folks in the midtown area!
B in T High School Picks:
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Bixby 57 at Mustang 27
Wickapedia Adjectives for a Bixby Spartan warrior:
- ferocious
- modern
- brave
- wicked
- elderly
- noblest
- victorious
- distinguished
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- B in T Adjectives for Bixby-
- bad asses
- shat kickers
- booty shakin’ arse holes
- South Tulsa sod farmers
- rip out your esophagus and stomp on it, football dudes
Nuff’ adjectives‼️
Mustang is good, really good, and Bigsby wins by only 30!
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Mustang Moms vs Bigsby Moms
Contest: Bull Testicles eating, won by the Mustang Moms‼️
Bull testicle alternative names:
Meat balls, prairie oysters, calf fries, cowboy oysters, swinging steak, bull baby huevos, mountain oysters, and cattle pocket billiard balls‼️ Five Mustang moms downed 22 lbs of Fried bull testicles while 5 Bigsby moms downed 11.5 lbs of fried bull balls‼️
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Bull Balls served as a delicacy at McGills Restaurant at Utica
Mustang diner of the week:
The Lokal Mustang
1036 E State Hwy 152 Suite 112, Mustang, OK 73064
Dolly Pardon’s hairdresser once ordered a veggie burger and a Busch Light here‼️
Oklahoma Christian 38 Blackwell 16
Oklahoma Christian School out of Edmond, or AKA OC Saints are a dominant team in Christian schools in the OKC west area! The team has tried numerous times to get an exhibition game against the New Orleans Saints but too many $$$$$ liabilities for the undermatched Saints from New Orleans!! 🏈 The Blackwell Maroons are ready for frog gigging season!
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MaCalester 28 BTW 23
BTW will see McAlester again in the playoffs!
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Cascia Hall 38 at Sequoya Claremore 16
The Comandos are streaking since non-conference! With the team doing well, the Comando Booster club has decided to get a new team Learjet called the Blue Swarm‼️(named after their somewhat average defense)
The Comando Learjet Booster Club fundraiser raised 8 million dollars in a 3-hour fur coat auction‼️‼️ Luv those big dollar Cascia boosters!
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Choctaw 52 Grant 13
The Choctaw crowd was bored until the Choctaw 2024 National Gold Medal cheer squad did its Rumba Rendition of West Side Story! A 5-minute standing ovation followed by Yellow Jacket cheer mom’s crying hysterically‼️
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Jenks 48 Moore 6
The Jenks' mom’s set up a small restaurant and bar as a fundraiser for the Trojan Booster Club! The main clientele for the restaurant will be the hundred of scouts and agents sitting in the first 5 rows, on the fifty-yard line!
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Nathan Hale 37 Will Rogers 7
DE/TE 6’4” 240lb Senior J Kauffman tackles a QB AND RB on a hand off at the same time! The Rogers QB and RB were met by Mr Kauffman for a key 6-yard loss! C'mon’ TU give this youngman some love! Kaufman is AKA “Boogyman”‼️👻👻👻👻
Tonkawa 31 Oklahoma Union 13
The Buccaneers of Tonkawa had some serious staff (football HCs) drama and so did the Tonkawa Girl Scouts
when a case of Thin Mints went missing from the Bucs locker room! One of the players were selling some cookies for their younger Girl Scout sister and it went missing during the game!! It so happens that Tonkawa freshman Stumpy Magilicutty (5’8” 297lbs lineman) ate the entire package of Thin Mints! Thinking it was a free snack from the Buc Booster Club‼️
Case of the Missing Thin Mints is resolved‼️
B in T Pro Picks:
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Broncos 28 Cowboys 27
The Broncos and QB sensation Bo Nix drove 85 yards the last 1:09 minutes of the fourth quarter against the 31st-ranked defense in the NFL to throw a 6-yard TD to Tackle eligible Shwarff Diing from Korea‼️Surprise?
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Broncos tackle eligible star Korean star Swaarff Diing‼️
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Ravens 16 at Bears 15
The Bears' entire team cried when a 67-yard drop kick field goal for 3 points was good with no time left on the Halas Field clock‼️
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Texans 23 49ers 21
The Texans are finally at .500 after backup QB Davis Mills replaced CJ Stroud after a last-minute mysterious injury to Stroud! Toe gout was said to be the culprit! Good news, Mills was 18 for 28, 286yds, and 2 TDs!
Bucs 35 at Saints 21
The Buccanneers' QB Mayfield was 21 for 22, 312 yds, and 4 TDs while the former Cleveland Brown executives and coaches who let him go are working analyst jobs in Siberia‼️True Shat bro‼️
Chiefs 31 Commanders 17
The Chiefs are almost back to normal and the world will be a better place when the Chiefs Wiefies are in the Super Bowl and the Chapel of Wedding Bliss is in Swiftyland‼️
Have a great sports week‼️
Bryan in Tulsa!
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