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Bobblehead Sports:
My loving❤️youngest son won his girlfriend a stuffed pig from the Tulsa State Fair‼️ Such a romantic soul‼️
B in T notes:
🏈Oklahoma State coaching search DAY 21:
1 Tre Lamb, Tulsa
Why not hire the local coach who just beat you? Lamb, 36, is one of the youngest coaches in the Bowl Subdivision despite being a head coach since 2020, when he was hired at Gardner-Webb. That Tulsa is his first taste of this level of competition is an issue, for one, and Lamb wouldn’t move the needle like other names under consideration. It would require some forward thinking from Oklahoma State to make this hire! Forward thinking requires me to use the forward part of my brain which is now all jacked up due to my 17 stroke! Just sayin’
2 Dana Holgorsen, Nebraska offensive coordinator
The former Oklahoma State coordinator might not represent enough of a break from the Gundy era. Holgorsen also failed to capitalize on a 12-win season at Houston in 2021, posting a losing record in three of his five years with the Cougars! He was also coach for eight years at West Virginia. Holgorsen almost certainly install a must-see offense that would play well in the Big 12! His Contract must have hairpiece sponsorship!
It might be a hard NO from Ok State fans after Gundy’s mullet!
B in T College Football Picks:
ESPN Thursday Night Football
Tulsa 34 at East Carolina 28
The Tulsa Golden Hurricane trip to Greenville, North Cacalacki in the middle of the fall 🍁 🎃🍁🎃🍁🎃🍁 foliage season was magnificently breathtaking for my LCA frat bros and myself! A number of us 65+ old farts were put to sleep by the winding roads and watching to the replays of Steve Largent and Jeb Blount‼️Sick, creepy, and nerdish to the max‼️
Game notes:
Arriving Wednesday is in the TU vs EC game ITENERARY!
After checking in to the Comfort Inn Express in Greenville we immediately took another 2-hour nap! Woke up at 6pm went to dinner at 7 at Church's Chicken, Greenville, then to bed at 9 bells! Game day, up, shower, free breakfast at Comfort Inn, then off to tailgate, eat dogs and burgers, take 2 hour nap at 1130 ish, get up go to the 2:35 game against East Carolina, then post-game tailgate, then eat and finish a Busch Lite keg at Kickback Jacks in Greenville!
Home to bed at 9:30-ish‼️
Love these Tulsa road trips where we can catch up on our shut-eye‼️
South Carolina 24 Oklahoma 21
The Gamecocks and the Sooners, two of the best defenses in the SEC and the Nation, put together an elite display of hard-hitting tackling, precision defensive scheming, and neck bulging yelling making this the bestest defensive game of the year‼️
Game notes:
Oklahoma's Mateer threw for a year low 236 yards passing and 1 TD and 1 pick! He did run for 58 yards and 1 TD twith 1 costly fumble at the end of the game! The Sooners are still smack dab in the middle of the final 12 poll but need to get back in the win column………stat!
Game Cock Jokes: MA (mature audiences)
*South Carolina has wet the bed so man times against Texas A&M, they should be renamed the Pee Cocks!
*South Carolina has only won the time of possession battle once in eight tries vs. Oklahoma!That’s not very good Cock management! Hehehehehe
*South Carolina is -8 in turnovers all time versus Oklahoma! The Cocks do not show very good balls security!
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Cocks dropping numerous
balls against Clemson‼️
Texas A&M 31 at Arkansas 30
Game of the century held in hog country, Fayetteville, Arkansas! Unfortunately, the game ended as it started with an Arkansas QB Taylon Greene's scramble fumble! Numerous Pro Scouts were there to see Taylon put the pigskin on the fresh green
sod‼️
Cincinnati 30 Oklahoma State 24
Vegas has this game at Cincinnati by 14.5 on the road! Don't do it B in T fans, have I ever steered you wrong??? The Cincinnati QB, according to my TMZ Sports friends who have heard that starting QB Brendan Sorsby has Oblique Herpes Toe Gout and will miss the next two games! Vegas immediately went to the OSU Cowboys by 6‼️ No shat!
Game notes:
OSU QB Haus Hejney fresh off the injured list, threw for 26-35 passes, 246 yards, 2 TDs, 1 pic and a NIL deal for a famous Czechoslovakian dumpling and steak recipe from Haus’ mom, Petra‼️
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Haus’ mom Petra- can cook too‼️
Ohio State 20 at Wisconsin 16
Buckeyes can win in Madison as long as there is no snow! Cold -10 degree weather, 100+ mph winds, monsoon rainstorm with flooding or an earthquake is great just as long as there is no SNOW‼️According to B in T statisticians The Ohio State Buckeyes have WON all 5 of their games played in snowstorms in Madison, Wisconsin! Google it! I frickin dare ya!
Game notes:
Ohio State QB Justian Sayin completes 14 of 21 passes for 2 TD, 1 pic, 189 yards and a concussed penguin!
Kentucky 23 Texas 21
*****Upset Special*****
I picked this for my only Longhorn fans of whom we have a love/hate relationship with B in T since my work years with Sam(shhh she is an attorney!) Love ya Sam and Derek! Sorry bout da pick, but just checking to see if your still reading my shat every week‼️
Game notes:
At one point Texas QB Arch Manning had the same amount of completions to Texas, as to Kentucky - TWO!
And TD-interceptions, ONE by Kentucky (pic 6 by Arch) and a TD pass by Arch‼️
Notre Dame 52 USC 7
So Cal has the same number of 4-Star and 5-star recruits as Notre Dame, they have the same amount of dollars allotted for Name Image and Likeness (NIL), 20 to 25 million-ish but the results are polar opposite! The Irish correctly and professionally get their coaches, and SoCal steals coaches and players by hook or crook! BOOM‼️
Game notes:
ND QB CJ Carr completes 21 for 31, 305 yds, and 3 TDs! All this while his Papi Gramps Loyd Carr watches from the Notre Dame Executive Suites!
Alabama 38 Tennessee 31
Owasso’s own, through Alabama, sophomore Cole Adams had 4 punt returns for 46 yards and 4 catches for 88 yards and 1 touchdown as ‘Bama squeaks out a victory over the highly ranked Volunteers!
Iowa 13 Penn State 9
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Waving hands from the Kids at the Stead Family Childrens Hospital! So magnificant‼️
PUMPKIN MAN IS IN TOWN‼️
🎶Oh where oh where can my Pumpkin Man be?🎶
🎶Oh where, oh where can he beeeeee🎶🎶🎶🎶???
B in T will tell ya— Pumpkin Man was seen in living color at the Halloween Zoo Experience‼️PM was seen sneaking brownies in the treats at the Polar Bear exhibit, the mountain lion exhibit, and the koala bear exhibit! All the bears and lions were so happy and mellow! The adults the same!
A great Halloween experience for the kids, adults and zoo animals as well, thanks to Pumpkin Man‼️
B in T High School Picks:
Bixby 66 Enid 13
Bixby has 3 types of lineman, hog-fed, more hog-fed, and experimental hog-fed ‼️
The Plainsmen did not know what form of hog fed Spartan lineman hit them that cool autumn day but they will never forget that Friday in October!
Blackwell 13 Crooked Oak 6
The Ruf Neks of Crooked Oak are named after the men who work the oil wells in Oklahoma! The men are rugged with hands so strong they could undo a pipe without a wrench, but could not catch or throw a football worth a shat!
BTW 48 East Central 12
Booker T.’s Myka Washington ran for 134 yards and 2 TDs and caught 4 passes for 54 yards and 1 TD!
Cascia Hall 34 Jay 28
The Jay Bulldogs are good but not quite as good as the Cammando Bulldogs of Cascia Hall!
Choctaw 34 at Stillwater 30
The Stillwater Pioneers have been an elite team as long as the Gundys and all their relatives roam the hallways of Stillwater! But times, they are changing bro! The end of the Mike Gundy reign of football , and the beginning of the Arbuckle era at Stillwater has began‼️
Jenks 34 at Deer Creek 28
The Antlers seem to be (for years and years)a step behind the East squads but still a very tough win for the Trojans!
Hale 22 at Pryor 21
A very tough Hale team beat Pryor but both squads will make the playoffs, Hale for the first time since the Civil War! Ha!
Pryor Moms vs Hale Moms
The Pryors' Moms were victorious in the Gizzard Eating contest!
Above is Pinky Tuscadaro who downed 38 fried gizzards in a minute for the Pryor moms to bring home the contest and set the state record for most gizzards eaten in a minute‼️
Pryor Diner of the week:
Thomas Restaurant
This place packs them in but do not go there on a Tuesday, Thomas Restaurant is closed!
Reason being that they search through the USA for the best side of beef to cook for the folks and family of Pryor‼️ Famous visitors- Chaka Khan and her band the Shape Shifters! They ordered their famous canned apricots and pickled pigs feet to go‼️Heavenly‼️
Owasso 48 Edmond Memorial 20
Coach Blankenship of Owasso must be bored! He just keeps coming back, retiring — then coming back! Ha!
BRING BACK MY FRIEND COACH GRAHAM‼️❤️
Tonkawa 36 at Morrison 16
The Bucs have more freshmen and sophomore players than upperclassmen and are taking this group to new heights in Buccaneer lore! Can't wait to see them in the playoffs! When attending your local high school game please beware.…Deer season! Please break for deer!
Union 44 at Yukon 20
A youthful Union team is being revamped into a lean mean 6A machine! The stadium is to be revamped as well! Thanks Bond Issue Z7549033!
B in T Pro Picks:
Chiefs 24 Raiders 17
The Chiefs' love life with the Swifties has come to an end as the Mattel folks could not agree on a multi-level 750 Million dollar deal for Barbie toys and the Kelce doll replacing the Ken doll‼️
Cowboys 28 Commanders 17
The Cowboys coach Brian Schottenheimer has a mysterious illness and will be replaced by owner Jerry Jones on the sidelines against the Comandos!
Bears 33 Saints 21
The Bears beat the team whose QB is named after the butt end of a Rattlesnake!
New Saints Mascot‼️‼️
Cardinals 27 Packers 17
No losing by a 60-yard field goal or a last-minute touchdown by the Cardinals this week! The Cards' defense wrapped up the Packers' Love this weekend with a nice Christmas 🎁 🎁🎁bow in the Halloween month of October and spookily 🎃🧛♂️👻won the game!
Nightmare Before Christmas!
Combines both my favs 🎃🎄!
Lions 28 Bucs 27
Baker could not pull out his fifth last-minute victory in a row! TMZ Sports is reporting has gained 35 lbs since eating 4 Popeyes Chicken sandwiches for lunch each day!
Baker in disguise before the last game against the Lions‼️
True Shat bros and broettes‼️
Texans 27 at Seahawks 21
The Texans are on a hot streak and the Seahawks are not flying high!
Have a great sports week!
Bryan in Tulsa!
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