Wednesday, May 31, 2023

Oklahoma is now considered a softball HUB!!


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Let's talk hard ball!!!!


OU Softball- LEGENDARY!!  48 wins in a row, an all-time record!  Their Junior Varsity team could out-slug the Yankees!

OSU Softball- Second-best team in Oklahoma AND Second-best team in the nation!!!

ORU Baseball- Oklahoma softball has the longest winning streak (48), AND in college baseball, ORU has the longest winning streak (18)!!  No onewants to play the Golden Eagles, a very dangerous opening game for a 4 seed!!  1st round OSU vs ORU Friday at 6 pm!!

Oklahoma baseball - very difficult schedule with a young team but they are in the big dance barely!!  OU vs East Carolina at 6 pm Friday!

Oklahoma State baseball-

The Cowboys are playing well and have a lineup with some big Bobbers!  The Cowboys make a run to Omaha.  The opening game is OSU vs ORU in Stillwater, can't wait!!

Tulsa Softball - Runner-up in the AAC Tournament - young talented team!!!  Bright future!

Tulsa Baseball - baseball field being funded by Tulsa Lambda Chi alums, so far 1,134 dollars raised by popcorn sales!!



Am I disconnected from the world if I just now realized that Elon Musk is not a cologne by Aquavelva?  I really thought he was a cologne till he bought Facebook!!

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Yes I am disconnected but my memory is proven to be somewhat in tact!  I told ya!!


Bryan in Tulsa


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Bobblehead family sports:

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In the pic below Big sis just told Elliott that she cannot play tackle football this year!!  She is consoling her by telling her that college football is only 92 days away!!  Which is not working!!  Awwww sisterly love at a young age!! True story!  Mostly.......

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Tulsa interception saves victory over Notre Dame!

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Oklahoma come back against Tennessee!


I love the Ok State head coach Kenny Gajewski and the postgame interview props his Cowgirls broke out after the Regional Tournament victory!

He lets them do anything they want of the PG-rated nature when he does his postgame interview, of course after a win!!

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Twister II coming in Theatres in Spring and Tornado season in 2024!

Currently already filming in OKC and without flying cows πŸ„πŸŒͺ!!  A massive twister hits downtown OKC (F12) and flying cows are replaced by a flying house, train and the Paycom Stadium!  The Helen Hunt version of Trister II has been nixed by Disney!!  This version, with Hunt starring, writing, and directing was a good story but little or no plot and way too many flying cows!

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B in T Very very very early top 2023 Bowl Predictions


Top New Year's Day Bowls

Fiesta Bowl- Notre Dame vs USC

Cotton Bowl: LSU vs Texas

Orange Bowl: Clemson vs Oklahoma

Peach Bowl: Alabama vs Florida State


2023 Final Four:

Sugar Bowl: 1 Georgia vs 4 Michigan

Rose Bowl: 2 Ohio State vs 3 Tulane

(Ok Tulane is a stretch but WTF)


Waaaaay too early BCS Championship game:


Georgia vs Ohio State


Georgia - Champion

(Way to go out on a limb big guy!)


B in T top 10 college football recruiting hot spots:


1. Houston & Dallas- where else?  R u kidding me, 5 star football players every corner in big D!  

2.Miami- enough talent in Miami to field two NFL teams!

3.Jenks, Oklahoma- Kejuan Jones in the 90s led to millions of college recruiters callin!

4.Golden Triangle, Mississippi-Beaumont, Port Arther and Orange County locale in the middle of a recruiting nugget!

5.The North Tulsa SectorOwasso, and Booker T Washington are the new high school football hubs of talent that lies in a little town north of Tulsa!  Recruiters flock to these high schools and lurk around the Tulsa Sector high schools like vultures!!  Need a lineman, speed athlete, quarterback, or kicker, just push the DI button on your vending machine and out comes a future All American!!

6.Los Angeles- girls in bikinis on roller skates bring high school boys which brings 4-star recruits!

7.Baton Rouge, La.- in the heart of the Southeastern Conference you will find some unbelievable athletes!

8.Bixby, Oklahoma- all I have to say here is ‘CORNFED’!!

9.Atlanta, Georgia- a 6th grader in Atlanta was offered a scholarship, 6’2” 280 lbs, grandson of William ‘Refrigerator’ Perry!  No shat!

10.Kay County- specifically Blackwell, Perry, Tonkawa, and Newkirk - Well, according to my sources an unidentified flying object (UFO) landed in a wheat field near I35 and Hubbard Road 14 years ago!

These giant aliens have not been spotted since that day but all of Kay County high school teams have players over 6’10 and 300 lbs.......as high school freshmen!!!!  College scouts are flocking to Kay County farmhouses!!

Sounds like a movie for Director Deluxe John Swab!!


Keelan Smith, the 3 star athlete from Mizourri, is heading to Cornhuskerville!

While Neil Smith is revving engines as the Kansas Motor Speedway’s NASCAR grand marshal on Sunday, his alma mater pushed the recruitment of three-star athlete Keelan Smith across the finish line!!  . Mr. Smith a “hybrid” receiver who can play running back or tight end, committed to Nebraska and coach Matt Rhule on Friday!!  The Missouri native had 11 touchdowns as a junior last season and is expected to remain in the Class of 2024 rather than reclassify!   At 6-3, 209, he’s viewed as a prospect at outside linebacker in addition to the offensive role!!

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MLB 


Cardinals 

The Cardinal pitchers have dumped their problems on new catcher Wilson Contreras and our knee-jerk manager Mormal has put him at DH and backup SS!!  Great move not!  One-time up-and-coming catcher Kizner is now handling the catching with a Mendoza line-ish BA average!!  Wilson who is named after the fence neighbor on the 90s TV show ‘Home Improvement’ is back to full-time catching after a St Louis shrink told him to eat more medically approved brownies!!


Blackwell Flycatchers

The historical first game at home will be epic!!  The team give away a jar of Cousin Kelley’s strawberry preserves to the first 500 folks over 18 that enter Morgan Field!!  Can't wait!!  Let's Go Flycatchers!!


Cubs

Some boobirds are starting up in the bleachers at Wrigley!  If they become too loud the Chicago ownership has threatened to close the Bleacher Bumbs section for the remaining games of 2023!!  That is no shat!


Astros

Altuve is rehabbing and will be back in time for the Stros’ to be 12 games out!  Can Tuv just sit in the dugout and bring the MOJO back!!???  The players can rub the TUV head before going to the on-deck circle!!  Please do something!


Rangers

Adolis Garcia leads the majors in homers and RBIs!  The Rangers are 10 games over .500 and Adolis Garcia is leading the way!  The Rangers have won 8 of their last 10 while avoiding the serious injury bug!


Royals

KC is just ahead of the Oakland Athletics for the worst record in baseball!  


Brewers

The Brew crew recently lost 2 of 3 to the Cardinals!!  The Brewers are feeling the birds breathing bird seeds down their neck!


Have a great sports week!


Bryan in Tulsa


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Wednesday, May 24, 2023

97 days til the Sooners DOMINATE!

Mimi and Papi B in T watched the kids last weekend and two of my granddaughters agreed with Papi on one thing, Shrek should play football for TU!!  Future Tulsa first-round draft choice ‘Shrek’!

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Thanks to Ana and Charlie!



Bryan in Tulsa


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Fun at the Tulsa Indoor Football game!

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Uncle Bryson is ready for the closest bar!!



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Blackwell Flycatchers - Independent League Professional Baseball!!!

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After over 6 years of writing various semi-average stories, I am proud to start writing as the beat writer for the Blackwell Flycatchers Independent League -- Tulsa area!!  I have written many stories about the Blackwell Maroons and the birthplace of Mrs. B in T!!  The season starts the first of June and could be amazing for the state of Oklahoma!!  The Pecos League of Professional Baseball Clubs, which few months ago announced plans to create the independent Blackwell Flycatchers baseball team and  will start up for the 2023 season the first week of June!!  League has the following teams in the Mountain Division, which includes the Alpine (Texas) Cowboys, Austin (Texas) Weirdos (all-time greatest name) Tucson (Arizona) Saguaros, Garden City (Kansas) Wind, Roswell (New Mexico) Invaders, Santa Fe (New Mexico) Fuego and the Trinidad (Colorado) Triggers!!

Blackwell’s home opener will be June 6 against the Sante Fe Fuegos at Morgan Field!!  Morgan Field will have numerous updates from the numerous Blackwell citizen bake sales over the last few months!!  A domed stadium was shot down by the Blackwell city council by a vote of 4 to 3 but a group of investors from Tonkawa are attempting to build a domed stadium near downtown!!Tonkawa, per my conversation with one of Jami’s cousins who happens to be the associate Mayor of Tonkawa, has offered some land previously used for illegal crops!!  No shat!!  


B in T Top 10 Best Stadium Nick Names

1.The Swamp-Florida-Florida=Swamp=BIG GATORS=Fear!

2.The Palace on the Prairie-OU-Chasing Joe Washington and Adrian Peterson on the prairies of Oklahoma)

3.The Place where Corn is Shucked-Iowa State-Old field turned to Jack Trice Stadium!  You Clone fan shucking corn:

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4.Death Valley-LSU-the name alone is plenty scary!

5.The 12th Man-Texas A&M- I have been at the stadium numerous times but have never met this 12th Man fella!

6.Fort Snyder-KState- Former coach Bill Snyder was alive during numerous Civil War forts!

7.The Bounce House-UCF- Bouncing in unison can be a lot of fun when drunk or stoned!!

8.House Built by Trimble-Jenks High School-Alan Trimble is missed.

9.Between the Hedges-Georgia- the hedges have saved many players from the wire fence and wall BUT lots of chigger bits from the hedges!!

10.The Kids House-Tulsa-Small field recreating the Tulsa Skelly field for kids to play ball!!  Real field turf too!!


Ranking new and old Big 12 and SEC coaches in a last-man-standing wrastling match:


1.Brent Venables, Oklahoma eats nails with Tabasco sauce during OU spring game!

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2.Sam Pittman, Arkansas- Old-time offensive line coach and ex-wrestler has heavyweight wrestler girth!

3.David Aranda, Baylor- way too quiet, once looked at a ref over a bad call and made him cry!!

4. Mark Stoops, Kentucky -Youngstown, Ohio born, the Stoops brothers cleared out barrooms in Youngtown by simply walking in!!

5.Lane Kiffin, Ole Miss, not a fighter but a great runner, all of the coaches cold knock the snot out of him but can they catch him........probably not!!

6. Mike Gundy, Oklahoma State, all-state wrastler from Midwest City, and during a press conference once put a journalist in a sleeper hold when he did not like the question!  Believe to have saved his wrestling tights from high school!

7. Kirby Smart, Georgia, wrestles alligators on the off-season!

Lower half-

130. Gus Malzahn, Central Florida, demeanor is too metrosexual for wrestling!

131.Nick Saban, Alabama, too old, his wife can put him in a arm bar!

132. Extended to the entire college football association, dead last Lincoln Riley USC - he wears skinny jeans when sunning at Santa Monica beach, no lie Google it!  Ha!  Wrestlers do not wear skinny jeans!!


MLB 


Cardinals

Superstar and future Hall of Famer Paul Goldschmidt is trying to put the Cardinal 14 games under the .500 record on his back by hitting 3 home runs a game!!  The other future Hall of Famer Nolan Arenado is coming back hard and starting to pound homers!!  Arenado has 7 homers in a 5 game span against Detroit and Milwaukee!! OMG!


Flycatchers

Blackwell's home opener is next week!!  Hunting season will have to take a back seat for 60 days to pro baseball!!


Cubs

Chicago cubbies are hovering around 20 wins and 20 losses while Chicago bars are packed with Cub fans celebrating .500 and planning a ticker tape celebration on Rush Street!!


Rangers

The first-place Rangers are pounding the baseball like the OU girls are massacring the softball!!

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Royals

The Royals vs Cards I35 series is close with .355 to .350 lead winning % not batting average!

Ha.


Astros

With my Stros at .500 and my Cards tanking, my beloved family in Houston have told me to take all my Astro mancave pictures down or move from Tulsa to Houston but then retracted stating that having me living within the same state would be bad!!


Have a great sports week!


Bryan in Tulsa








































Mimi and Papi B in T watched the kids last weekend and two of my granddaughters agreed with Papi on one thing, Shrek should play football for TU!!  Future Tulsa first-round draft choice ‘Shrek’!

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Thanks to Ana and Charlie!



Bryan in Tulsa


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Fun at the Tulsa Indoor Football game!

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Uncle Bryson is ready for the closest bar!!



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Blackwell Flycatchers - Independent League Professional Baseball!!!

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After over 6 years of writing various semi-average stories, I am proud to start writing as the beat writer for the Blackwell Flycatchers Independent League -- Tulsa area!!  I have written many stories about the Blackwell Maroons and the birthplace of Mrs. B in T!!  The season starts the first of June and could be amazing for the state of Oklahoma!!  The Pecos League of Professional Baseball Clubs, which few months ago announced plans to create the independent Blackwell Flycatchers baseball team and  will start up for the 2023 season the first week of June!!  League has the following teams in the Mountain Division, which includes the Alpine (Texas) Cowboys, Austin (Texas) Weirdos (all-time greatest name) Tucson (Arizona) Saguaros, Garden City (Kansas) Wind, Roswell (New Mexico) Invaders, Santa Fe (New Mexico) Fuego and the Trinidad (Colorado) Triggers!!

Blackwell’s home opener will be June 6 against the Sante Fe Fuegos at Morgan Field!!  Morgan Field will have numerous updates from the numerous Blackwell citizen bake sales over the last few months!!  A domed stadium was shot down by the Blackwell city council by a vote of 4 to 3 but a group of investors from Tonkawa are attempting to build a domed stadium near downtown!!Tonkawa, per my conversation with one of Jami’s cousins who happens to be the associate Mayor of Tonkawa, has offered some land previously used for illegal crops!!  No shat!!  


B in T Top 10 Best Stadium Nick Names

1.The Swamp-Florida-Florida=Swamp=BIG GATORS=Fear!

2.The Palace on the Prairie-OU-Chasing Joe Washington and Adrian Peterson on the prairies of Oklahoma)

3.The Place where Corn is Shucked-Iowa State-Old field turned to Jack Trice Stadium!  You Clone fan shucking corn:

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4.Death Valley-LSU-the name alone is plenty scary!

5.The 12th Man-Texas A&M- I have been at the stadium numerous times but have never met this 12th Man fella!

6.Fort Snyder-KState- Former coach Bill Snyder was alive during numerous Civil War forts!

7.The Bounce House-UCF- Bouncing in unison can be a lot of fun when drunk or stoned!!

8.House Built by Trimble-Jenks High School-Alan Trimble is missed.

9.Between the Hedges-Georgia- the hedges have saved many players from the wire fence and wall BUT lots of chigger bits from the hedges!!

10.The Kids House-Tulsa-Small field recreating the Tulsa Skelly field for kids to play ball!!  Real field turf too!!


Ranking new and old Big 12 and SEC coaches in a last-man-standing wrastling match:


1.Brent Venables, Oklahoma eats nails with Tabasco sauce during OU spring game!

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2.Sam Pittman, Arkansas- Old-time offensive line coach and ex-wrestler has heavyweight wrestler girth!

3.David Aranda, Baylor- way too quiet, once looked at a ref over a bad call and made him cry!!

4. Mark Stoops, Kentucky -Youngstown, Ohio born, the Stoops brothers cleared out barrooms in Youngtown by simply walking in!!

5.Lane Kiffin, Ole Miss, not a fighter but a great runner, all of the coaches cold knock the snot out of him but can they catch him........probably not!!

6. Mike Gundy, Oklahoma State, all-state wrastler from Midwest City, and during a press conference once put a journalist in a sleeper hold when he did not like the question!  Believe to have saved his wrestling tights from high school!

7. Kirby Smart, Georgia, wrestles alligators on the off-season!

Lower half-

130. Gus Malzahn, Central Florida, demeanor is too metrosexual for wrestling!

131.Nick Saban, Alabama, too old, his wife can put him in a arm bar!

132. Extended to the entire college football association, dead last Lincoln Riley USC - he wears skinny jeans when sunning at Santa Monica beach, no lie Google it!  Ha!  Wrestlers do not wear skinny jeans!!


MLB 


Cardinals

Superstar and future Hall of Famer Paul Goldschmidt is trying to put the Cardinal 14 games under the .500 record on his back by hitting 3 home runs a game!!  The other future Hall of Famer Nolan Arenado is coming back hard and starting to pound homers!!  Arenado has 7 homers in a 5 game span against Detroit and Milwaukee!! OMG!


Flycatchers

Blackwell's home opener is next week!!  Hunting season will have to take a back seat for 60 days to pro baseball!!


Cubs

Chicago cubbies are hovering around 20 wins and 20 losses while Chicago bars are packed with Cub fans celebrating .500 and planning a ticker tape celebration on Rush Street!!


Rangers

The first-place Rangers are pounding the baseball like the OU girls are massacring the softball!!

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Royals

The Royals vs Cards I35 series is close with .355 to .350 lead winning % not batting average!

Ha.


Astros

With my Stros at .500 and my Cards tanking, my beloved family in Houston have told me to take all my Astro mancave pictures down or move from Tulsa to Houston but then retracted stating that having me living within the same state would be bad!!


Have a great sports week!


Bryan in Tulsa








































Mimi and Papi B in T watched the kids last weekend and two of my granddaughters agreed with Papi on one thing, Shrek should play football for TU!!  Future Tulsa first-round draft choice ‘Shrek’!

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Thanks to Ana and Charlie!



Bryan in Tulsa


FAKEDOUTSPORTS.BLOGSPOT.COM

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Fun at the Tulsa Indoor Football game!

IMG_1904.HEIC

IMG_1900.HEIC

Uncle Bryson is ready for the closest bar!!



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Blackwell Flycatchers - Independent League Professional Baseball!!!

9k=.jpeg

After over 6 years of writing various semi-average stories, I am proud to start writing as the beat writer for the Blackwell Flycatchers Independent League -- Tulsa area!!  I have written many stories about the Blackwell Maroons and the birthplace of Mrs. B in T!!  The season starts the first of June and could be amazing for the state of Oklahoma!!  The Pecos League of Professional Baseball Clubs, which few months ago announced plans to create the independent Blackwell Flycatchers baseball team and  will start up for the 2023 season the first week of June!!  League has the following teams in the Mountain Division, which includes the Alpine (Texas) Cowboys, Austin (Texas) Weirdos (all-time greatest name) Tucson (Arizona) Saguaros, Garden City (Kansas) Wind, Roswell (New Mexico) Invaders, Santa Fe (New Mexico) Fuego and the Trinidad (Colorado) Triggers!!

Blackwell’s home opener will be June 6 against the Sante Fe Fuegos at Morgan Field!!  Morgan Field will have numerous updates from the numerous Blackwell citizen bake sales over the last few months!!  A domed stadium was shot down by the Blackwell city council by a vote of 4 to 3 but a group of investors from Tonkawa are attempting to build a domed stadium near downtown!!Tonkawa, per my conversation with one of Jami’s cousins who happens to be the associate Mayor of Tonkawa, has offered some land previously used for illegal crops!!  No shat!!  


B in T Top 10 Best Stadium Nick Names

1.The Swamp-Florida-Florida=Swamp=BIG GATORS=Fear!

2.The Palace on the Prairie-OU-Chasing Joe Washington and Adrian Peterson on the prairies of Oklahoma)

3.The Place where Corn is Shucked-Iowa State-Old field turned to Jack Trice Stadium!  You Clone fan shucking corn:

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4.Death Valley-LSU-the name alone is plenty scary!

5.The 12th Man-Texas A&M- I have been at the stadium numerous times but have never met this 12th Man fella!

6.Fort Snyder-KState- Former coach Bill Snyder was alive during numerous Civil War forts!

7.The Bounce House-UCF- Bouncing in unison can be a lot of fun when drunk or stoned!!

8.House Built by Trimble-Jenks High School-Alan Trimble is missed.

9.Between the Hedges-Georgia- the hedges have saved many players from the wire fence and wall BUT lots of chigger bits from the hedges!!

10.The Kids House-Tulsa-Small field recreating the Tulsa Skelly field for kids to play ball!!  Real field turf too!!


Ranking new and old Big 12 and SEC coaches in a last-man-standing wrastling match:


1.Brent Venables, Oklahoma eats nails with Tabasco sauce during OU spring game!

images_3.jpeg

2.Sam Pittman, Arkansas- Old-time offensive line coach and ex-wrestler has heavyweight wrestler girth!

3.David Aranda, Baylor- way too quiet, once looked at a ref over a bad call and made him cry!!

4. Mark Stoops, Kentucky -Youngstown, Ohio born, the Stoops brothers cleared out barrooms in Youngtown by simply walking in!!

5.Lane Kiffin, Ole Miss, not a fighter but a great runner, all of the coaches cold knock the snot out of him but can they catch him........probably not!!

6. Mike Gundy, Oklahoma State, all-state wrastler from Midwest City, and during a press conference once put a journalist in a sleeper hold when he did not like the question!  Believe to have saved his wrestling tights from high school!

7. Kirby Smart, Georgia, wrestles alligators on the off-season!

Lower half-

130. Gus Malzahn, Central Florida, demeanor is too metrosexual for wrestling!

131.Nick Saban, Alabama, too old, his wife can put him in a arm bar!

132. Extended to the entire college football association, dead last Lincoln Riley USC - he wears skinny jeans when sunning at Santa Monica beach, no lie Google it!  Ha!  Wrestlers do not wear skinny jeans!!


MLB 


Cardinals

Superstar and future Hall of Famer Paul Goldschmidt is trying to put the Cardinal 14 games under the .500 record on his back by hitting 3 home runs a game!!  The other future Hall of Famer Nolan Arenado is coming back hard and starting to pound homers!!  Arenado has 7 homers in a 5 game span against Detroit and Milwaukee!! OMG!


Flycatchers

Blackwell's home opener is next week!!  Hunting season will have to take a back seat for 60 days to pro baseball!!


Cubs

Chicago cubbies are hovering around 20 wins and 20 losses while Chicago bars are packed with Cub fans celebrating .500 and planning a ticker tape celebration on Rush Street!!


Rangers

The first-place Rangers are pounding the baseball like the OU girls are massacring the softball!!

9k=_1.jpeg

Royals

The Royals vs Cards I35 series is close with .355 to .350 lead winning % not batting average!

Ha.


Astros

With my Stros at .500 and my Cards tanking, my beloved family in Houston have told me to take all my Astro mancave pictures down or move from Tulsa to Houston but then retracted stating that having me living within the same state would be bad!!


Have a great sports week!


Bryan in Tulsa





by B in T - FakedOutSports, syndicated in SoonerPolitics.org




B, in T

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