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Let's talk hard ball!!!!
OU Softball- LEGENDARY!! 48 wins in a row, an all-time record! Their Junior Varsity team could out-slug the Yankees!
OSU Softball- Second-best team in Oklahoma AND Second-best team in the nation!!!
ORU Baseball- Oklahoma softball has the longest winning streak (48), AND in college baseball, ORU has the longest winning streak (18)!! No onewants to play the Golden Eagles, a very dangerous opening game for a 4 seed!! 1st round OSU vs ORU Friday at 6 pm!!
Oklahoma baseball - very difficult schedule with a young team but they are in the big dance barely!! OU vs East Carolina at 6 pm Friday!
Oklahoma State baseball-
The Cowboys are playing well and have a lineup with some big Bobbers! The Cowboys make a run to Omaha. The opening game is OSU vs ORU in Stillwater, can't wait!!
Tulsa Softball - Runner-up in the AAC Tournament - young talented team!!! Bright future!
Tulsa Baseball - baseball field being funded by Tulsa Lambda Chi alums, so far 1,134 dollars raised by popcorn sales!!
Am I disconnected from the world if I just now realized that Elon Musk is not a cologne by Aquavelva? I really thought he was a cologne till he bought Facebook!!
Yes I am disconnected but my memory is proven to be somewhat in tact! I told ya!!
Bryan in Tulsa
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Bobblehead family sports:
In the pic below Big sis just told Elliott that she cannot play tackle football this year!! She is consoling her by telling her that college football is only 92 days away!! Which is not working!! Awwww sisterly love at a young age!! True story! Mostly.......
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B in T Rants:
Your Best Football Photo:
Tulsa interception saves victory over Notre Dame!
Oklahoma come back against Tennessee!
I love the Ok State head coach Kenny Gajewski and the postgame interview props his Cowgirls broke out after the Regional Tournament victory!
He lets them do anything they want of the PG-rated nature when he does his postgame interview, of course after a win!!
Twister II coming in Theatres in Spring and Tornado season in 2024!
Currently already filming in OKC and without flying cows 🐄🌪!! A massive twister hits downtown OKC (F12) and flying cows are replaced by a flying house, train and the Paycom Stadium! The Helen Hunt version of Trister II has been nixed by Disney!! This version, with Hunt starring, writing, and directing was a good story but little or no plot and way too many flying cows!
B in T Very very very early top 2023 Bowl Predictions
Top New Year's Day Bowls
Fiesta Bowl- Notre Dame vs USC
Cotton Bowl: LSU vs Texas
Orange Bowl: Clemson vs Oklahoma
Peach Bowl: Alabama vs Florida State
2023 Final Four:
Sugar Bowl: 1 Georgia vs 4 Michigan
Rose Bowl: 2 Ohio State vs 3 Tulane
(Ok Tulane is a stretch but WTF)
Waaaaay too early BCS Championship game:
Georgia vs Ohio State
Georgia - Champion
(Way to go out on a limb big guy!)
B in T top 10 college football recruiting hot spots:
1. Houston & Dallas- where else? R u kidding me, 5 star football players every corner in big D!
2.Miami- enough talent in Miami to field two NFL teams!
3.Jenks, Oklahoma- Kejuan Jones in the 90s led to millions of college recruiters callin!
4.Golden Triangle, Mississippi-Beaumont, Port Arther and Orange County locale in the middle of a recruiting nugget!
5.The North Tulsa Sector, Owasso, and Booker T Washington are the new high school football hubs of talent that lies in a little town north of Tulsa! Recruiters flock to these high schools and lurk around the Tulsa Sector high schools like vultures!! Need a lineman, speed athlete, quarterback, or kicker, just push the DI button on your vending machine and out comes a future All American!!
6.Los Angeles- girls in bikinis on roller skates bring high school boys which brings 4-star recruits!
7.Baton Rouge, La.- in the heart of the Southeastern Conference you will find some unbelievable athletes!
8.Bixby, Oklahoma- all I have to say here is ‘CORNFED’!!
9.Atlanta, Georgia- a 6th grader in Atlanta was offered a scholarship, 6’2” 280 lbs, grandson of William ‘Refrigerator’ Perry! No shat!
10.Kay County- specifically Blackwell, Perry, Tonkawa, and Newkirk - Well, according to my sources an unidentified flying object (UFO) landed in a wheat field near I35 and Hubbard Road 14 years ago!
These giant aliens have not been spotted since that day but all of Kay County high school teams have players over 6’10 and 300 lbs.......as high school freshmen!!!! College scouts are flocking to Kay County farmhouses!!
Sounds like a movie for Director Deluxe John Swab!!
Keelan Smith, the 3 star athlete from Mizourri, is heading to Cornhuskerville!
While Neil Smith is revving engines as the Kansas Motor Speedway’s NASCAR grand marshal on Sunday, his alma mater pushed the recruitment of three-star athlete Keelan Smith across the finish line!! . Mr. Smith a “hybrid” receiver who can play running back or tight end, committed to Nebraska and coach Matt Rhule on Friday!! The Missouri native had 11 touchdowns as a junior last season and is expected to remain in the Class of 2024 rather than reclassify! At 6-3, 209, he’s viewed as a prospect at outside linebacker in addition to the offensive role!!
MLB
Cardinals
The Cardinal pitchers have dumped their problems on new catcher Wilson Contreras and our knee-jerk manager Mormal has put him at DH and backup SS!! Great move not! One-time up-and-coming catcher Kizner is now handling the catching with a Mendoza line-ish BA average!! Wilson who is named after the fence neighbor on the 90s TV show ‘Home Improvement’ is back to full-time catching after a St Louis shrink told him to eat more medically approved brownies!!
Blackwell Flycatchers
The historical first game at home will be epic!! The team give away a jar of Cousin Kelley’s strawberry preserves to the first 500 folks over 18 that enter Morgan Field!! Can't wait!! Let's Go Flycatchers!!
Cubs
Some boobirds are starting up in the bleachers at Wrigley! If they become too loud the Chicago ownership has threatened to close the Bleacher Bumbs section for the remaining games of 2023!! That is no shat!
Astros
Altuve is rehabbing and will be back in time for the Stros’ to be 12 games out! Can Tuv just sit in the dugout and bring the MOJO back!!??? The players can rub the TUV head before going to the on-deck circle!! Please do something!
Rangers
Adolis Garcia leads the majors in homers and RBIs! The Rangers are 10 games over .500 and Adolis Garcia is leading the way! The Rangers have won 8 of their last 10 while avoiding the serious injury bug!
Royals
KC is just ahead of the Oakland Athletics for the worst record in baseball!
Brewers
The Brew crew recently lost 2 of 3 to the Cardinals!! The Brewers are feeling the birds breathing bird seeds down their neck!
Have a great sports week!
Bryan in Tulsa
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