Oklahoma plucked a Defensive Coordinator from the Ohio State staff!!
Buckeye Co-Defensive Coordinator Alex (Unasty) Grinch will be the next secretary of defense for Sooner Nation for a 1.4 million a year salary!! According to future Oklahoma Hall of Fame writer Bill Haistens one of his main jobs is to instill a winning mentality into the defense!! Ohio State’s 49 points allowed against a below average Purdue team is concerning but Lincoln knows how to hire!! FOS believes that Mr. Grinch needs to be a mean one!! He needs to be a mean one from his head down to his toes!! Can't wait till FOS college football!!
- Free teeth cleaning!
- Pedicures tent!
- Grow Medical Marijuana!
- Where Paw Patrol Bandaids are hidden.
- Photo booth
- Self Meditation booth
- Self Medication booth
- A Portal to another world 🌍
- NFL Commissioner Goodell on video phone asking if the footballs are deflated!!
- Snowcone machine!
FOS Super Bowl Pick and Halftime Show Calamity
New England 38 Los Angeles 31
Two weeks of blah, blah, blah and commercial previews before the game actually fricking starts!! New England and coach Fuddy Duddy versus the thirty-something yuppy going for all the marbles!! Little Tommy Brady is old enough to he Coach McVay’s father!! (I am not good with math, but you get the message) Patriots Coach Mumbles is old and could be McVay’s Papa!! A bunch of hoopla about the bad calls in the AFC Conference Championship games!! And more in the Super Bowl!! The Rams stud young QB Jerrod Goff was sacked by the Patriots and all four defensive linemen sat on him and snapped selfies!! No penalty flags were thrown and the refs asked for pics to be sent to their phones!!! The game was boring and the post-game interviews with, Tom and Giselle, their kids, Coach Grumpy, and Owner Kraft made three-quarters of the fans nauseated!! Tom’s supermodel Wife Gisele accepted the Trophy and and announced she is putting it in the kid's room to the astonishment to the Kraft family!! Tommy boy just smiled and stayed out of the middle of the Super Bowl Trophy tug a war!!
The lead singer dude on Marroon 5 Adam Levine, and the new vibe Arizona Cardinals coach, Cliff KingofNFLburry look exactly the same bro!! The half time show was delayed when the Big Boi sound engineer stated that the acoustics for Big Boi were too muffled and the entire temporary stage needed to be moved indoors!! After Adam Levine toyed with the treble and bass the sound was satisfactory to Mr. Bois’ engineer and the show was on, with just a 2-minute delay!! The whole Super Bowl crowd then really got jiggy with it!!! Levine’s nemesis and friend Blake Shelton surprised the Super Bowl crowd and sang his hit ’Honey Bee’!! Blake then joined Big Bois and rapped the finish of ”Honey Bee”!!
Words of Wisdom from the Unwise One:
If you’re a 60-year-old man at a nice drinking establishment in downtown Tulsa where mostly young urban professionals hang, DO NOT WALK INTO THE WOMEN'S RESTROOM!!
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