Faked Out Sports Notes!
Kyler as a Bucking Bronco!?!
Kyler Murray chunks the Oakland A's, chunks another year with the Sooners and is drafted in the first round by the Denver Broncos!! John Elway has made more bad selections and trades for quarterbacks than any human in the history of pro football!! Mr. Elway finally does his job and drafts a QB worth a crap!! Hello, Kyler Murray!! The luckiest coach in the history of mankind, Arizona Cardinals Cliff Kingslucky, stated he would take Kyler Murray as his number one pick!!
TU Super Freshman!
Tulsa University freshman Zaven Collins 6'4" 250lb, a two-star recruit out of Hominy was named to the Freshmen All-American team for 2018!! First Freshman All-American from Tulsa in 45 years.
Road trips with the Rug Rats!!
On Mondays and Fridays, Papa B in T is picked up at his beloved Center for the Physically Limited by his daughter and we make the trek to pick up the Grandkids!! My conversation with my 2-year-old granddaughter has become very historical!! You could even say hysterical!! In the car, we work on her TU chants and she confusingly screams it for all sporting events!! Papa likes that!! Also on our after school drives we work on songs such as ’We will, we will, rock you” and another Tulsa favorite, ”Rock me like a hurricane”!! I love Monday and Friday road trips with the rug rats!!
New College Football Transfer Porta Potty!
There is a new fun tool to keep old toots like me busy, and it is called the TRANSFER PORTAL!! When a college football player is considering transferring to another school their name is entered into this portal!! Numerous of my nerd friends, like me, are sports and SYFY fans and when you say words like portal, alternate dimension, and warp speed we can go nuts!! Jalen Hurt transfer portal to Oklahoma!FOS College Picks!!
SEC/Big 12 Challenge!
Texas Tech 70 Arkansas 64
Texas Tech Coach Chris Beard has his team playing super defense!! His stud swingman Jarrett Culver can turn on the gas anytime and light up the scoreboard!! The Razorbacks scored their fewest points of the season, as Coach Anderson is flabbergasted at his team’s play and told them to plan on early gassers the next day!!
Iowa State 82 Ole Miss 79
Iowa State’s team mascot Cy the Redbird was challenged to an arm wrestling match with one of the Ole Miss football players!! At halftime, the football neanderthal won the match handily but not before Cy was able to hike his bird leg on him! The Clones length and athleticism was too much for the Rebels!!
Kansas State 72 Texas A&M 65
Kansas State defense is among the best in the nation and the Aggies offense is overrated! The Texas A&M boosters are excited about their football top 5 recruiting class and the fact that fall football practice starts in 194 days!! But really, who’s counting!!
Oklahoma 82 Vanderbilt 71
The Sooners are playing the Commodores and hope their game is ’Easy’ like Sunday morning and their shooting does not run into a ’Brick House’!! OU forward Christian James has a double-double with 22 points and 11 rebounds!!Oklahoma State 73 South Carolina 65
Coach Boynton has the OSU cupboard full of studs for the 2019-2020 season!! Just don't tell that to the Gamecock basketball squad!! They had enough talent to kick the Gamecocks all day Saturday!!
Kentucky 86 Kansas 81
Kansas Coach Bill Self and Kentucky Coach Calimari had dinner the night before to discuss such items as which FBI investigators are the most ruthless, Armani suits and types of hair product!!
Texas 78 Georgia 77
This year the inconsistent Longhorns can beat tChappell Hill or lose to the Cowboys in Stillwater!! Longhorn Coach Shaka Smart is starting to get under the skin of some of the Texas big daug donors!! Texas seems to get the 4 and 5 Star players but they seem to disappear in the Shaka system!!
More Picks!
Tulsa 73 Houston 70
Big home game for the ‘Cane and point guard finally has his best Senior year game!! Tulsa needs to win the tournament to go dancing!! 9-9 Conference record will not send my ’Cane dancing!!ORU 80 North Dakota State 74
Sizable upset for the Golden Eagles against the Lumberjacks!!
Words of Wisdom from the unwise one:
Take the Christmas decorations down early so that the grandkids do not think they are getting more Xmas 🎁 gifts!!
B in T
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