Bryan in Tulsa
⚾️⚾️⚾️⚾️⚾️⚾️⚾️⚾️⚾️⚾️⚾️⚾️
🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀
FAKEDOUTSPORTS.BLOGSPOT.COM
Bobblehead Sports:
BREAKING NEWS:
B in T has fat finger!!
Due to B in T fat finger issues this weeks Blog will be very, very, very short‼️ Ok sit back down from the standing ovation and read about my little granddaughter in OKC and my picks for the NCAA and NIT tourneys!!
My youngest OKC granddaughter Rosie is very special and lost her very first tooth‼️ Her Mimi in Tulsa is a dental hygienist gave instructions to the girls to extract the tooth from Tulsa! So they did the old tooth tied to the door routine thus started panick before the door was tied‼️ So we stopped‼️ And the weight of the string pulled it out!! Ha! Eazy Peazy for Granddaughter Rosie!
B in T NCAA and NIT pics:
NCAA
Kansas 78 California Baptist
59
Kansas coach Self and his late father from Edmond, Oklahoma was a coach and a Baptist minister in Edmond‼️ Thus in honor and respect for the Baptist clergy from California, Bill put his second team in for the whole second half!! Still won by 19!
Illinois 79 Penn 67
According to my TMZ Sports sources, Coach Brad Underwood will be the next coach at the Kansas State or the Detroit Pistons‼️
His coaching mind will not be on his second-round opponent but the bazillion dollars he will be making for the Pistons‼️ No Shat!
Arkansas 92 Hawaii 61
How in the effen name of the hog Gods of Arkansas did they have to play Hawaii in Portland, Oregon‼️ They got hosed! The NCAA section committee must not like Hog Coach Calimari no matter who he coaches!
I hope Arkansas beats the next round opponent by 60‼️
Cyclones 93 Tennessee Tigers 72
Despite some concern about where they would land in the NCAA tournament, the Cyclones did ultimately land a two seed in the Midwest Region‼️ Iowa State will be matching up against the winner from the Ohio Valley, the Tennessee State Tigers!!!
The Tigers had a strong year in the Ohio Valley conference, going 23-9 overall and running the table to snag the automatic bid. This is a team that will be playing extremely fast, and the Cyclones will have to prepare for what is going to be a fast pace‼️ Suck it up Tigers‼️
NIT
Tulsa 88 SFA 81
No. 1 Tulsa vs. SFA, 9 p.m. on ESPNU
Stephen F Austin College
The Golden Hurricane are 14-6 against AAC opponents and 12-1 in non-conference play. Tulsa is second in the AAC scoring 85.6 points while shooting 47.7% from the field.
The Lumberjacks' record in Southland play is 21-3. SFA ranks third in the Southland with 23.2 defensive rebounds per game led by Jerald Colonel averaging 4.3. Tulsa scores 85.6 points, 19.7 more per game than the 65.9 SFA gives up. SFA averages 8.8 made 3-pointers per game this season, 0.7 more makes per game than Tulsa allows.
TOP PERFORMERS: Miles Barnstable averages 2.7 made 3-pointers per game for the Golden Hurricane, scoring 14.6 points while shooting 41.8% from beyond the arc. David Green is averaging 16.1 points over the past 10 games! Barnacable scored the last 10 straight points at the end to rally the Cane past the Lumbercracks of the Southland Conference‼️
SFAs Narit Chotikavanic from Poland is shooting 39.4% from beyond the arc with 2.5 made 3-pointers per game for the Lumberjacks, while averaging 9.3 points. Keon Thompson is shooting 47.2% and averaging 19.2 points over the past 10 games‼️ Tulsa will eat these dudes ALIVE!!
Okla State 89 Davidson 77
LAST 10 GAMES: Cowboys: 3-7, averaging 83.1 points, 34.0 rebounds, 13.6 assists, 6.2 steals and 2.3 blocks per game while shooting 44.2% from the field. Their opponents have averaged 88.3 points per game.
Wildcats: 6-4, averaging 69.2 points, 33.1 rebounds, 14.4 assists, 5.6 steals and 5.6 blocks per game while shooting 44.6% from the field. Their opponents have averaged 63.1 points! Kinda sucky but sucky in the Big 12 is better than average in the Patriot League‼️
NBA future Hall of Famer Stephen Curry, from Davidson and the NBA brought new shoes for the team that caused blisters and did not help at the Stillwater GIA‼️
Here is 2024 First round edition if you need something to read in the restroom! Hehe‼️ Note: I missed the whole second round picks last year‼️
🔽🔽🔽🔽🔽🔽🔽🔽🔽🔽🔽🔽
Bryan in Tulsa
Lee and Lionel Weather
💨⛄️💨⛄️💨⛄️💨⛄️💨⛄️💨⛄️
EF5 Tornados::
🌪🌪🌪🌪🌪🌪🌪🌪🌪🌪🌪🌪
Alabama and Oklahoma have had the most EF5 tornadoes in the United States since 1950, with seven each. Iowa, Kansas, and Texas are tied for second place with six each.
🌪🌪🌪🌪🌪🌪🌪🌪🌪🌪🌪🌪
Explanation
EF5 tornadoes are rated 5 on the Fujita/Enhanced Fujita Scale. They occur in areas with a combination of extreme wind shear and instability from hot, humid air near the ground and cooler, drier air aloft. These conditions trigger supercell thunderstorms that can produce violent tornadoes!
The region with the most tornadoes is known as Tornado Alley, which extends from west Texas northeast through Oklahoma, Kansas, and Nebraska. The position of these states within Tornado Alley explains their high tornado counts! Your welcome!!
🌪🌪🌪🌪🌪🌪🌪🌪🌪🌪🌪🌪
🏈🏈🏈🏈🏈🏈🏈🏈🏈🏈🏈🏈
FAKEDOUTSPORTS.BLOGSPOT.COM
Bobblehead Sports:
Our beloved son-in-law Andre had a big day training folks in Golf at Southern Hills and getting his kids to soccer and basketball‼️ His lovely wife, our daughter Maddie, is working an all-nighter 12-hour shift at St. Francis!! Back at home Friday night you see Andre resting outside with Toast and the kids are somewhere actually playing basketball OR NBA 2K on PS2‼️
B in T notes:
🏀Mac Maclung has single handily kept the NBA dunk contest alive!! He has earned
$131,000 playing off and on for the Orlando Magic! But he made $310,000 in the NBA Slam Dunk contest one day a year!! Winner 3 years in a row!!
6’2” white dude with some hop!!
🏀In late basketball season fraternity brother, Phil, whom I have traveled to seemingly 1,000s of Tulsa University basketball games, asked me if I wanted to get out in the snow and freezing temperatures and go to the Reynolds Center and watch them lose their 4th game in a row? I paused and said I would rather sit in my Calgon Bubbly tub, with my mini Vizio TV — next to a toaster‼️ He he he he! What a year! 😂
We went, they lost.🥲
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The sign says “If can't afford eggs then get a lap dance instead”!! Fight inflation any way you can, ha!! Thanks B in T photo from daughter-in-law Keli for the photo shot!
🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀
NCAA TOURNEY PICKS:
Women:
🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀
First Round
Oklahoma 90 Florida Gulf Coast 54 in Norman
FGCU Student Housing‼️ SERIOUSLY.….. WTF‼️
This reason and this reason alone I hope the Sooner Girls and Raegan Beers win by a hundred!!
Oklahoma State 83 South Dakota State 75
This game will be played in Storrs, Connecticut in front of hundreds!! Harry A. Gampel Pavilion is a 10,299-seat multi-purpose arena on the campus of the University of Connecticut. The arena opened on January 21, 1990, and is the largest on-campus arena in New England!
Bring on UCONN‼️
WBNIT - ORU 82 at Mizzou State 77
The Golden Eagle bus stopped at 11 different churches on the journey to Springfield, MO! Each church received a Bible and a mini Prayer Tower paperweight!
Must have worked, ORU girls came back from 14 down to win in the second half‼️
🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀
Men:
First Round
Iowa State 101 Lipscomb 67
The Bisons of Lipscomb are located in Nashville, Tennessee which was known by no one except those attending the college!! The Bisons have a team of football linemen playing the center and forward positions. The Clones have giant basketball athletes playing all the positions on the court!! Thus the Clones should cover the 33-point spread‼️
Texas A&M 84 Yale 73
Unbeknownst to anyone these two teams battled it out for the Collegiate Wordle Championship in December of 2024! A&M won guessing by the 5-letter word SHART in sudden death over time! The Yale team cried like babies! No payback for the Yale Bulldogs but they did cover the 22-point spread!!
Texas A&M Wordle Team Captain 2024
Oklahoma 88 UConn 82
UConn’s filthy-mouthed coach Dan Hurley has met his match with OU’s Porter Moser who might be the nicest coach in America! As Hurley’s head blows up while he screams at the refs, mild-mannered Porter draws up 3 plays to win the first-round game‼️
Illinois 79 Texas 76
The Fighting Illini have won games by 40 plus and lost games by 40 plus this year! Playing the Longhorns will be be a much closer spread!! Texas freshman stud Tre Johnson scores 23 points but needed 27!
Kansas 89 Arkansas 87
Bill Self against John Calamari, Arkansas tradition against Kansas tradition, Hogs against Jayhawks, The Waltons and Walmart against Dorothy and Toto, and…….well you get the point! This is an iconic game and will go down as such!! A half-court shot at the buzzer by DaJuan Harris Jr, a 7 year Grad student, saved the game and saved Coach Self from announcing his retirement one more day!! You heard it at B in T first‼️
B in T MLB:
Cardinals
Looks like no luck YET with trading Arenado with their youth movement! The Cardinals are at least open to trading right-hander Erick Fedde! This is the last year of his contract and he could be had for cheap from the Birds!!
Cubs
Will the Cubs make a deal for Rafael Devers from Boston to add to their growing payroll? And still end up in 4th in the NL Central!
Royals
The Oakland Athletics Jim Bowden noted that the Royals may be a fit to sign Clay Holmes, on a two-year, $18.5 million deal!
Dodgers
The Dodger aristocratic ownership is attempting to put giant wind turbines outside Dodger Stadium!!
Geeesh!‼️
Astros
Travis Scott Bobbleheads!!
Travis Scott made a notable appearance at Cacti Park Park of the Palm Beaches in Florida to throw the ceremonial first pitch for the Houston Astros' spring training opening day! Facing the Washington Nationals, the rapper's appearance follows a February 2024 business deal where he expanded his portfolio by gaining Cacti Park naming rights of the Major League Baseball training facility, which has been home to both the Astros and Nationals for over a year. Scott's presence at the event was a historic moment for both the team and its fans, as he had the honor of meeting Houston Astros pitcher Bryan Abreu!! Over 2000 fans attended the event, where he received an exclusive Travis Scott bobblehead, adding an extra touch of excitement to the day’s festivities. The limited-edition bobblehead, designed with Scott’s signature style, quickly became a sought-after collector's item!!
Have a great sports weekend!
Bryan in Tulsa
|
|
|
B, in T |
