FOS Monday Start the Week With a Giggle!!
Did you know that the recipe to make hand sanitizer is close to the recipe for Jello shots?! Just add raspberry Jello Mix and Captain Morgan Spice Rum!! Naw just kidding!! You don't need raspberry Jello, use any type!!
FOS 10 Things Not to Say During a Coronavirus Pandemic:
1. Have you gained weight?
2. Toilet Paper? My family has learned how to make do without it!
3. What was the Cardinal score yesterday?
4. We are out of brownie mixes at all of our stores sir. WHAT!
5. How is the stock market doing?
6. If you expect an answer when talking to your dog or cat then you need to step outside of the Coronavirus Quarantine and breathe!!
7. Even though you are desperate do not date a zombie 🧟!
8. Joe Erotic is my idol!! I want what he is on!!
9. The National Guard are at the front door, honey!!!!!
10. Family, we are playing Zombie Apocalypse tonight!!
Stay safe and sassy FOS readers!
More to come! Thursday!!!!!!!
B, in T