Monday, July 15, 2019

2019 Center Bocce Results/Up and Coming Head Coaches



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45 days till football or 45 days till Mrs.B in T
gives me thousands of honey doos!!!

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Results of 2019 Hardesty Athletic Center Bocce Tournament:
  1. Biff Boce’-  drug test has not been turned in so he has not received his 1st Place Trophy as of the print deadline of this publication!!
  2. Tempest ’I'm a Barbie Doll in a Barbie world’-  first tournament since she went into a sugar coma!!  Welcome back Sugar Barbie!
  3. Angie ’The Rookie’-  First year from Switzerland and came out of nowhere to get the Bronze!!

Super Tournament which was very well planned by all involved and super volunteers!!
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When Drinkin’ and Fishin’ at Your College Friend’s Lake:

All buzzards look like eagles!

Woodpecker knocks are bigfoot mating calls!

Alligator Garfish look like the Loch Ness monster!

Catching some weeds can make you feel like your catching an 8-pound bass!!

Proudly send a picture of you first catch to your wife and she texts you back ’bait?’

When drinking, a carcass across the lake may look like a huge brown bear, but is only a beaver!!

When drinking in Somewhere, Indiana, the need to shower is never a high priority!!  For four frickin’ days!!

When drinking in a boat, in a lake, in Somewhere, Indiana a giant water moccasin could be a tree limb!!

When drinking in a boat, in a lake, in Somewhere, Indiana the football sports 🏈chat could have OU 2019 National Champions, and OSU, TU, and Arkansas in New Year's Day Bowl games!! 

Dreams can come true when drinking in a boat, in a lake, in Somewhere, Indiana!!

OU Basketball Hire ex-Tulsa Coach and Player, Alvin ’Pooh’ Williamson!!

Pooh Williamson has been hired by head coach Lon Kruger at OU from Memphis!!  Pooh played for Tulsa from 1991 to 1995 and is known for a top-notch recruiter!!  Jim Molinari, an assistant with Nebraska and Pooh Williamson were both added to the Sooner staff for 2019!!

Oklahoma State 2020 Recruiting Class Looking ’Pistols Firing’ strong!! 

Shane Illingworthis a QB recruit from Norco, California is a physical specimen at 6-6 and 221 pounds!!
He is a Cowboy commit!  Other prospects leaning heavily toward Pistol Pete land are wide receiver Myles Price of The Colony, Texas (Committed 6-14) and Billie Tubbs’ grandson and Norman North wideout Cale Cabbinesswho had some great mullet conversations with Coach Gundy!! 

Faked Out Sports College Football Coaches on the Rocket 🚀Ship Upward To Infinite and Beyond!!

Jake Spivital, Texas State  A-
Coach Spivital should rule in the Sun Belt Conference and with his amazing resume should be the next Power Conference stud!!  Only 33 years old and names like Gundy, Malzhan, Holgersen and Sumlin on his resume he should be a rising star!!  Also, helps that he was a starting QB for national power Union Redskins in Tulsa!!

Hugh Freeze, Liberty  B
First-year coach has a tough 2019 opener at South Carolina, but should be favored with remaining schedule!!
If Coach Hugh can keep his nose clean for a couple of years look for a Power 5 Conference to nab him!!

Neal Brown, West Virginia   B+
Neal Brown left Troy and a 3 year 31 and 8 record to get a Power 5 Conference job at West Virginia!!  He has a Hal Mumme and Mike Leach pedigree with and offense very similar to the one used by Holgorsen at WVU!!  

Matt Wells, Texas Tech   B
Tech fans are not real happy about their new head coach coming from Utah State!!  The simple fact is that Lubbock is not much better than Utah State’s home in Logan, Utah where Billie goats are more prominent than than 4 and 5 star recruits!

Eli Drinkwitz, Appalachian State  A-
Coach Drinkmuch was hired from North Carolina State where he was the Offensive Coordinator!!  His run and shoot offensive mind is in high demand and he reminds many folks of the old Kips Big Boy dude!!

The Rock’ Is Turning Grey??

Superstar Actor and Ex Miami Hurricane football player Dwayne Johnson, aka The Rock, is showing small signs of aging!!  It is rumored that he is using Just for Men color on the veins that pop out of his neck and head!!  Mrs. B in T says who fricking cares!!

FOS MLB

Cardinals-  The Birds can't hit or pitch but neither can the rest of the NL sinful Central Division!!  The first team to win more games than they lose will be Bin T’s favorite to win the division!!

Cubs- At one time my little Cubby Bears acted like they were running away with the NL Central but decided to make life interesting for the other 4 very average teams!!  When the pitching is on the the hitting sucks!  When the hitting sucks at Wrigley, the beer sales skyrocket!!  

Astros- The ’Stros lost 7 in a row but as the old saying goes, never wake up a sleeping Grizzly Bear with gas!!  

Royals-  have a beautiful stadium!

Words of wisdom from the unwise one!  Never pay to read this sports crap!!

Have a great sports week!!

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Monday, July 8, 2019

Hardesty Athletic Complex Boccia Tournament!!/ FOS Sooner Football Projected 2019 Record!



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ESPN 6 cameras will be all over the new Hardesty Sports Complex for the much anticipated Tulsa Center Bocce Ball Tournament!!  The anticipated two time Champion Gold winner and 1 time Bronze medalist, Biff Boce’ will be there!!!  He is cocky, stinky, but very handsome in a weird way!!  Between 20 to 25 of the top area
Bocce players will be at this event!!

Players such as:

Jeannie Frogetta- super short game and more medals than Michael Phelps!!
Ron the Preacher Man- current 2019 Mid America Champion!!
Gary for Medical purposes only- good at the long and short game!  Gary always carries munchies, such as Nacho Doritos, Double Stuffed Oreo cookies and brownie with poppy seeds!!
Sherri the Center Mother Hubbard- won the Midwest Championship in 2018!  Has some super shots...........tequila, vodka and her favorite the fuzzy navel!!
Janice High Octane - 2017 Midwest Champion who has one of the most explosive shots in America!!  Her explosive shots come from an unknown source!!
Bryan in Tulsa (B n T)-very average player and just plays the game to pick up Bacci ball groupies!!
Lee and Victoria love birds- super newcomers to the team that are the first married couple to play Bocce at the Center!!
Stephanie hush up Bryan-always in some type of skirmish with a dude named Bryan!!  Most improved player in the center!
Pam the hugger- had a great Mid America Tournament and is an up comer to be reckoned with!!  Has a great tan!!

We have 3 super folks that are awesome instrumental to our Center team!!  Coach David Hammerhead, Coach Georgie I ain't no porgy and our team manager Margy have been instrumental with our Center team being one of the best Bocce teams in the USA!!  Come see our tournament at 9:00 AM July 11th!!

When Drinkin’ and Fishin’ at Your College Friend’s Lake:

All buzzards look like eagles!

Woodpecker knocks are bigfoot mating calls!

Alligator Garfish look like the Loch Ness monster!

Catching some weeds can make you feel like your catching an 8-pound bass!!

Proudly send a picture of you first catch to your wife and she texts you back ’bait?’

When drinking, a carcass across the lake may look like a huge brown bear, but is only a beaver!!

When drinking in Somewhere, Indiana, the need to shower is never a high priority!!  For four frickin’ days!!

When drinking in a boat, in a lake, in Somewhere, Indiana a giant water moccasin could be a tree limb!!

When drinking in a boat, in a lake, in Somewhere, Indiana the football sports 🏈chat could have OU 2019 National Champions, and OSU, TU, and Arkansas in New Year's Day Bowl games!! 

Dreams can come true when drinking in a boat, in a lake, in Somewhere, Indiana!!!

First Game National Publication Football Big 4 Spreads Are a Hoot!!

Sooners by 26 over Houston

Houston QB D’Eriqu King could be as much of a Heisman candidate than OU stud transfer!!  With that said, OU’s defense should hold the Cougar offense to 38 points and the Sooner offense should be held to 71 points and close to 800 yards total offense!!!  This will cover the 26 points spread by a touchdown and an extra point!!  Houston coach, receding mullet Dana, feels at home in his new AAC conference!!

Cowboys by 17 over Oregon State

The Beaver defense was ranked 128th out of 129 teams in 2018 division 1 football!!  With the Cowpokes young starting Quarterback Spencer Sanders making his debut on Friday night lights nationwide, he could not have asked for a better defense to start against!!  A long ways from home, on the road, and first game jitters should give the Pokes a 5 point win but not 17!!  

Michigan State by 21 over Golden Hurricane

The Tulsa team could be an unknown for the Spartans and if the Hurricane’s defense holds tight, this 21 point spread could be around 10!!!  Michigan State should be analyzing the 2017 OU/Baylor game in depth to prepare for Tulsa transfer QB Zac Smith!!  Mr. Smith threw for close to 500 yards against the Sooner D!!  Ok Sooner defense has basically sucked the last few years but you should get my drift!!!

Razorbacks by 1,345,222 1/2 over Portland State which seems accurate!!

Faked Out Sports Sooner Football W/L Projections for 2019!!

Houston at Oklahoma   W by 26

South Dakota State at Oklahoma  W by 31

Oklahoma at UCLA   W by 13

Texas Tech at Oklahoma     W by 24

Oklahoma at Kansas   W by 20

Oklahoma at Cotton Bowl Texas  W by 3
West Virginia at Oklahoma . W by 18

Oklahoma at Kansas State   W by 8

Iowa State at Oklahoma   W by 11

Oklahoma at Baylor W by 6

TCU at Oklahoma W by 15

Oklahoma at Oklahoma State W by 2

Dr. Pepper Big 12 Conference Championship:
Oklahoma 38 Texas 28

College Football Final Four
Oklahoma 32 Ohio State 27

National Championship Game
Alabama 30 Oklahoma 21

Words of wisdom from the unwise one:  Never read Faked Out Sports while mixing a morning cinnamon protein drink. Cayenne pepper is not a cinnamon spice mix!!

Have a great sports week!

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Christina Morrill, United Country Landrum Realty, Inc. 
Chris Taylor, sports writer FanSided
Bob’s Bail Bonds and Car Wash (Chicago, IL)
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