Bryan in Tulsa
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B in T’s Somewhat Funny Notes:
⚪️π΄π΅Tulsa Twister Boccia Ball IS BACK‼️‼️
No B in T is not asking for contributions but is reminding you donors that we had one of our team members receive a Silver Medal in the USA Boccia Nationals held in our Paralympic facility in Birmingham, Alabama‼️ THANKS SO MUCH❤️‼️
MIGHTY MISSISSIPPI MATCH-UP‼️BOCCIA ST LOUIS REGIONAL
Well, this season is starting off with a huge bang in St Louis with our team loading up the NEW team bus for a drive to the greatest Baseball city in America to play in the regionals:
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By the way we are driving to the Arch of St Louis in our brand new bus donation from one of our directors‼️
Thanks to Wendy and her generous donation, which is accompanied with its own coffee pot! But still no coffee pot for the Center, B in T‼️
Twister Boccia stars:
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Judy ‘club foot’ - she once did not like a call from a ref and clubbed him with her nub leg and was suspended for one game‼️ Thus the name club foot stuck‼️The ref felt sorry for her because of her grandmotherly aura and only placed her on a one-game penalty! Judy π½π½π½π½π½π½
Lee ‘Mr Artsy Fartsy’ - He can put together a professional design fo a Twister T Shirt, or a Twister Tatoo in one hour‼️ Lee has the privilege of being B in T’s roomy!!! BYOG ‘Bring Yur Own Gasmask’‼️
Steven ‘Rampasaurus’ - one of the top 10 USA Boccia ramp machines in America! When he does a good shot against B in T he smiles that evil smile and hovers over me like a giant Tyrannosaurus! Thus the nickname!! Hehehe!
And yes I must report on our ramp assist- Mack ‘stay out of my ramp space or I will mess you up, dude!’ True story, maybe, once an opponent went 1/2 an inch into Steven’s space, Mack yelled foul and caused the ref to give her a technical, then Steven yelled and he was T‘d up!! Then Steven had 2 of his 6 game balls (Boccia) π΅π΅ removed! Do you know how hard it is to play Boccia ball with 2 of your balls missing?‼️
True story, Google It‼️
B in T ‘Foghorn Leghorn’
Once yelled so loud trying to button his too-tight jeans that the button popped out with an exit velocity of 100.88 mph!! Oh shat‼️ That was a true shat story!!
This 8-year Boccia veteran was once kicked out of a Regional for emitting flatulence in the middle of a crucial Boccia shot!! π΄⚪️π΅
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Please do not let the Grands see this picture‼️Ha!
Austin - New Guy - not much info on him! Other than he beat me in a previous tournament that was NOT USA-sanctioned but I let him have the satisfaction of beating the greatest boccia player ever from the University of Tulsa‼️
Also the only‼️he he he he
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Margie - Boccia Ball Coach, also a star track athlete at Oklahoma State, the only person that can say NO to B in T and lastly she can pick out road trip hotels with free breakfast bars better the any other coach in the history of Boccia coaches‼️
πB in T is no Homer but he feels Oklahoma State will be the most improved team in the CFB this year‼️
Curt Cignetti's brilliance over his first two seasons at Indiana set the standard for premium resurgence in the playoff era and the Cowboys hope they've found their own diamond in the rough with coach Eric Morris who was a winner at North Texas and utilized a considerable boost in resources— to be spearheaded by many of his best players from his former program including quarterback Drew Mestemaker and running back Caleb Hawkins! Oklahoma State has 53 total transfers who will make up much of the two-deep‼️
A 66-point loss at Oregon last season was an embarrassment for the program, an indictment on the previous staff and the gap between Oklahoma State and becoming a great team! Can that change with a collection of players who didn't feel that sting and a staff coming off an 11-win campaign elsewhere? Anything is possible! The Cowboys host the Ducks in Week 2! Oklahoma State's playoff hopes, however, fall on what happens in the Big 12 and how quickly this group can come together and execute!The first barometer game for Morris and the Cowboys comes at West Virginia on Sept. 26! If they lose that conference opener, getting to bowl eligibility then becomes the goal!
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NEW QB SAVIOR, Drew Messemaker, gets a standing ovation πππ at GIA OSU Basketball game‼️
B in T NCAA πScores‼️
Sweet 16 Pick by B in T:
Illinois 81 Houston 72
With 9 minutes left in the second half Kelvin Sampson and the Cougs were comfortably ahead by 14 points! Coach Sampson was not yelling, was sitting down, and his blood pressure monitoring machine watched by 2 Cougar team doctors said 125/80, all good………..until the Illini outscored Houston 31 to 8 over the last 8 minutes, and Coach Sampson erupted, he yelled at each player, manager and cheerleader associated with the University of eating Houston! His blood pressure blew up and a white substance oozed out the corners of his mouth! Illini suffocating D to go with 6 steals in the last 5 minutes did not hurt a bit‼️
Kelvin was up by 8 after the pic‼️ Relax in the offseason bro! Join a nudist colony with your wife! Retire, Relax, and be Regular ‼️
Iowa State 77 Tennessee 71
Without star Joshua Jefferson the Clones handled
Tennessee State and Kentucky, then why not Tennessee too! Tennessee’s coach Rick Barnes and guard Jacobe Gillespie were removed from the game for fighting! Gillespie for fighting with a reserve player on the Clones team named Haystack
Rounder, who was a teammate for the Clone JV Basketball team‼️ Barnes lost 3 teeth and part of his toupee while Gillespie lost his chances of playing next year for Tennessee which he was already in the transfer portal for next year anyhow‼️
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Cardinals
LOST FOOTAGE FOUND‼️‼️No no no no no not ‘effen Big Foot!
Poor Cardinal minor-league nerds, as myself, who find themselves rooting for all the Birds’ AAA Minor leagues thru Florida State League— when the Cardinals’ Major League is sucky! Shhhhh, maybe 2026‼️
Highly regarded as the greatest moment in Springfield Cardinals history, July 4, 2013 – Xavier Scruggs hits a walkoff solo home run in the bottom of the ninth for a 2-1 win over the Corpus Christi Hooks. The largest Springfield Cardinals home crowd in team history of 11,818 witnessed an unforgettable moment‼️
Indiana Cubs
So far the health of the Cubs starters looks very formidable:
Cade Horton, ShΕta Imanaga, Edward Cabrera, Matthew Boyd, Jameson Taillon, possible 6th starters Rick Sutcliffe and left Steve Trout‼️
Royals
While the exact percentage isn't public, Patrick Mahomes owns a minority stake in the Kansas City Royals, making him a part-owner, with reports suggesting around a 1% share, a move that deepened his ties to Kansas City sports beyond the Chiefs‼️‼️He joined the ownership group in 2020, becoming the youngest owner in MLB history at the time, demonstrating commitment to the city and baseball! Since then the sucky 2025 season happened where Mahomie's Achilles tendon snapped and the Royals don't want any more of the Mahomie money bro‼️
Blackwell Flycatchers
Dodgers
For my Dearest brother, Tre, I am sending you a Los Angeles Dodgers giveaway! This year’s edition of Yoshinobu Yamamoto x Yoshi / Super Mario bobblehead on March 31 vs the Guardians!! Be THAR‼️
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Diapers?
Remember Tre, the Dodger’s still stink‼️
Brewers
Important Brewtown Schedule Note:
Country Music Night just got even better‼️‼️
See country star Cole Swindell take the stage at American Family Field after our August 28 game vs. the Rangers‼️
B in T will be there! Not really!
Astros
Jeremy PeΓ±a, the Astros’ All-Star shortstop, was wearing a removable splint on his right ring finger, which he fractured at the tip during an exhibition game Wednesday between the Dominican Republic and the Detroit Tigers in Santo Domingo, D.R. PeΓ±a will be evaluated in two weeks, which puts his availability for Opening Day in doubt! Astros manager Joe Espada said Carlos Correa will see some game action this spring at shortstop, which is the position he played his entire career before moving to third base when Houston traded for him in July. He has worked out exclusively at third base so far this spring, but would move to shortstop, with Isaac Paredes at third base!
Have a great sports week!
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