Is Cow Tipping a Sport!??

Cow Tipping is Now a Sport

The National Cow Tipping Team is located Coweta, Oklahoma and is just now getting the media exposure it needs by the journalists at Faked Out Sports!!  Urban legend insists that this is just a bunch of drunk frat boys messing with cow in a pasture!!  Wrong, there is a team of 7 that actually, sings or plays music to the cow for serenity, a  team that gently nudged Daisy to the ground and a team of cow fall spotters who are in charge of moving a large mattress underneath Daisy to cushion the fall!!  A good Cow Tipping Team Time is around fifteen minutes!!  The Center is putting together a Cow Tipping team!!

Faked Out Sports is reeeaaaallly a different type or writing!! 

Folks call it satire writing, humorous writing, not really writing, silly writing, or a pinch of sports writing!!  As long as one person reads and chuckles, and deciding this is going to be a great day, I have succeeded!!

Prep Playoff Picks!!

First Round!!

Bixby 48 Lawton 12

Bixby rips Lawton a new one!!  The Bixby youth football teams were rewarded with 9 championships this year and received their trophies at halftime!!  The 2-3 years old Tough Toddler trophies were the cutest and the league sponsor, Pampers, gave each team member a 48 count triple ply box!!!

Bishop Kelley 42 Skiatook 17

BK smashes the Skiatook Bulldogs at Prassa Field in front of crazed students before they headed into the night for hundreds of parties at unsuspected parent homes!!

Union 55 Edmond Sante Fe 12

Union and playoffs are terms that are side by side in the dictionary of high school sports!!

Broken Arrow 59 Moore 16

The Tigers offensive team weighs more than the entire Moore student body!!!  Only by 22 pounds!!!  I'm never wrong about my picks or weight statistics!!

Tonkawa 52 Concord 20

Buccaneer superstar known only as Simeon led the playoff pep rally by playing the bohemian rhapsody on his flute!!  The town of Concord is known for their grapes and wine, not for their football!!  This was very evident!

Jenks 42 Ponca City North 18

The Trojans use their athletic running backs and wideouts to dispose of an average west side team!!

Owasso 38 Norman 24

Owasso QB destined for North Texas is trying to get another gold ball for Coach Blankenship!!  It would be great for a coach to have 2 gold balls in Owasso!!

Wagoner 48  Ft. Gibson 12
There were 2,345 banners along main street of Wagoner wishing the team good luck against the mighty Ft Gibson hoot owls!!

BTW 38. Del City 22

The Hornets zonk Del City out of the playoffs!!  Michigan recruit Dax Hill was signing autographs in the third quarter!!  He also has a brand new Escalade with Michigan tags!!  Interesting!!

Stillwater 38 Muskogee 27

Stillwater QB Gunner Gundy will be leaving numerous young ladies at Stillwater High for T Boone State in one year!!!

Clinton 42 Cushing 24

I planned on attending this game to see my stud nephews but found that Clinton is closer to Wichita than Tulsa!!  

Plus the stands on the visitor side were used for the National Cow Chip throwing contest and reeked of cow poop!!!

B, in T