Wednesday, November 14, 2018

Bocce Ball Tryouts/ NFL picker





Bocce Ball will be revving up at the first of next year at the Center!!  We have some of the best players in the Midwest right here in Tulsa, Oklahoma!!  We will start having a Select Team from the Center doing Tournaments!!  I will be waiting for my special invitation, waiting, waiting, waiting and waiting!!  My tournament numbers are not good so I will have to bribe coach David with Kansas City Chief tickets!!  I have tried Tulsa Football suite tickets but that was rejected by coach David!!

Fake College Basketball Picks

Arkansas 88 UT Arlington 73 
Hardwood Classic
Coach Anderson is no longer using medicine balls at practices!!  He has ramped up to semi truck tires and snow chains!!  This makes for s hell of a practice!!

Memphis 72 OSU 66. Advocare Thanksgiving Classic
Ok State has a young team that has learned to blow a 52 to 30 lead, earlier this year!!  I look for good things this year from the young stallions!!  There are seven freshmen on this team and three of them have dated!!!  

Nevada 72 Tulsa 69 
Continental Tire Las Vegas International Hoop Classic
Numerous Nevada fans get in a tussle with the eleven TU fans in the crowd, insisting that Tulsa was in Arizona!!!  Tulsa goes cold in the second half and loses by 3!

Oakland 81 ORU 72
Men Against Cancer Oakland Hoops Classic
The Golden Eagles are finding the road to wins very hard to manage!!  Hopefully, their conference will provide some relief and some victories!! 

Fake NFL Picks

Cowboys 35 Redskins 23
The Cowchips were sniffing the playoffs but need to stuff the turkey and get down to business!!!  Hire a new football staff that are not good ole drinking buddies of the owner!!

Bengals 23  Browns 17
The Bengals are surprisingly good and even in those same ugly, never changing, orange and brown striped helmets!!  Please change soon!!

Broncos 24  Steelers 21
The Steelers need to lose to Denver so my friends at the Center for the Physically Limited will be happy and get off my ass about never picking the Ponies, ever!!

I would like to leave you with these famous words:  
The Christmas term “10 lords a leaping” should be used carefully in Yule tide functions throughout the holiday season!!


Faked Out Sports
Bryan in Tulsa


B, in T

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