Saturday, November 17, 2018

Prep Picks Before Jive Turkeys are Basted


Faked Out Sports Prep Playoff Picks Nov 23rd

These teams will be practicing Thanksgiving Day to the dislike of the cooking prep football moms and the joy of the dads who get to miss kitchen duties and watch prep football practice!!!

5A Semi Finals Nov 23rd
Bishop Kelley  30  Ardmore 28
Bishop Kelley’s QB Middleton completed 11 passes in a row in the first half!!  Coach Tapana was so ecstatic about the victory that he let the offensive linemen carry him off the field, over the outdoor track, out the stadium gate and straight to his Dodge Ram!!  He the told the o-line there would be no need for weightlifting Saturday morning!!

5A Carl Albert 38  Collinsville 22 
Nov 23rd
Carl Albert has won more 5A gold balls than any other team!!  B and T's uncle Howie is a former principal at Carl Albert and continues to state that I bet him a case of Bud Light 20 years ago when Bishop Kelley lost to Carl Albert!!  I agree to double or nothing that bet if he remembers either bet!!  Hope not!!  Dilly Dilly!!

Heritage Hall 30  Lincoln Christian 21
The OKC Catholic Private school equal to Cascia Hall in Tulsa whipped the Lincoln Christian Bulldogs of east Tulsa!!  Heritage Hall has approximately 175 young men at their school and 125 of the young stallions go out for football!!  Naawww!!  No recruiting here!!  

4A Semi-Finals November 23rd
Clinton 38  Bethany 27
Clinton defeats a Bethany team who had a week earlier defeated the 4 time 4A champs Wagoner Bulldogs!!!  Clinton smash run game was enough to take the wind out of Bethany sails!!

Tuttle 37  Poteau 28
Heisman Trophy winner Josh White from Tuttle was on the field after the game signing autographs and selling Carrier Heat and Air units!!  The Poteau Pirates played a tough game but were intimidated by the Heisman Carrier Heat and Air dude!

2A Quarter Finals Nov 23rd
Metro Christian 34  Washington 26
The Patriots defeated the not BTW, Washington team!!  Not Washington, DC, not George Washington but Washington, Oklahoma!!  Washington, Ok, is known for beehive farms and it's solid high school football team!!  Metro Christian football program has been good for a number of years and will continue its conquest of 2A!!

Beggs 41  Kingston 22
T J Austin for Beggs had a great game as the Beggs team continues to fight through the murder of one of their Senior players. Prayers for the Beggs families. 

A Semi-Finals November 23rd
Tonkawa 35 Hobart 22
FOS creator, Uncle and Great Uncle to a few Tonkawa Buccaneers, has a special place in his stomach and heart for my Buccaneer relatives!!  Senior Tonkawa RB/LB Simeon Shepard who is dating FOS great-niece, better score more touchdowns or will have the wrath of Uncle Fake Out Sports on his butt!!

Faked Out Sports Mom O Meter   Scale of 1 to 10 with ten being super football mom!!  Hobart Moms 9.86  Tonkawa Moms 9.80. 
This was one of the closer Faked Out Sports Mom competitions since the inaugural challenge last year!!!  The battle was even until the end when the Hobart super moms edged out Tonkawa moms in the football meatloaf cook-off!!!  The Hobart moms football meatloaf was so succulent you could cut it with plastic knives from a Dollar Store!!!

FOS Mom and Pop Diner of the Week
The Main Street Grill on 219 E Main street in downtown Hobart stays open till midnight on High School Game night and serves free cheese fries if Hobart wins!!!!


B, in T

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