Sunday, November 25, 2018

Prep Christmas Wish List/Prep Playoff Picks


Top Ten FOS Prep Football Christmas Wishes
  1. A Christmas wish that Broken Arrow moves from 6A1 to Conference USA (way too good)
  2. A Christmas wish that the West side beat someone in 6A1 or 6AII!!  Anyone?  Ferris? Bueller?
  3. A Christmas wish that 5A Carl Albert accidentally goes to the wrong stadium for the finals!!
  4. A Christmas wish that all the private schools are placed in their own conference so they may complain to their own OSSAA board!!
  5. A Christmas wish that no high school child’s life be cut short in 2019.
  6. A Christmas wish that Heritage Hall moves up a couple of classifications to give that team a challenge!
  7. A Christmas wish that Owasso coach Blankenship retires a Ram in a few years!  Super TU alum!!
  8. A Christmas wish that all of the youth football players learn sportsmanship from their coaches!!  
  9. A special Christmas wish that all of Oklahoma thinks and prays for Coach Alan Trimble in the joyous holiday season!!
  10. Finally a special thanks to the VYPE website for allowing Fake Out Sports a voice in local high school sports!!  Or not!!
HAPPY CHRISTMAS WISHES HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALLERS!!

Faked Out Sports Prep Final Picks!!

6AI Finals
Broken Arrow 38  Jenks 28
The two heavyweights of 6AI battled at Chapman Stadium!!  Numerous local media dudes have stated that BA reminds them of the 1997 Jenks Legion of Doom!!  The Jenks 1997 line with Lohr and Callens would be dominated by the current beefcakes of Broken Arrow!!  The speed of Jenks could not surpass the bulk and strength of the Tigers for the 2018 6AI championship!!

6AII Finals
Bixby 30  Stillwater 27
The Spartans won another Gold Ball for coach Montgomery and the City of Bixby!!  Gunner and the Gundy family will have one more chance at a Gold Ball in 2019!!  The super sophomore QB for Bixby and the sophomore Bulldog running back for Stillwater will have two more years of battles unless they transfer to Jenks!!

5A Finals
Carl Albert 31  Ardmore 21
Carl Albert Titans defeats the Ardmore Tigers in a game between two undefeated 5A schools!!  The Titans have dominated 5A football for years and seem to be reloading their slingshots for 2019!!

4A Finals
Tuttle 36  Bethany 30
Tuttle wins the finals for 4A by a close score as they defeated the OKC Bethany prepsters with a last-minute score!!!  Tuttle native and Oklahoma Heisman Trophy winner, Josh White was carried off the field by numerous Carrier Heat and Air customers!!

3A Finals
Heritage Hall 47  Sulpher 31
The Cascia Hall of OKC won the 3A finals again as Sulpher was too stinky for the Heritage Hall Chargers!!  

Class A Semi-Finals
Tonkawa 27  Fairview 23
Tonkawa beats Fairview in the Semis in front of numerous of my wife's Blackwell, Tonkawa, Newkirk, Ponca City, and Cushing relatives loaded with peppermint Schnopps and moonshine from Uncle Jerry and hooch from Cousin Kelly!!


Mom O Meter    Fairview 9.86 and Tonkawa 9.79 moms    Fairview and Tonkawa moms had a mud-wrestling match in downtown Alva the night before the high school class A semis!!!  This was the deciding factor for the judges, because one of the Fairview moms wrestled in the WWWA (World Women's Wrestling Association) and the Tonkawa moms forfeited instead of breaking their nails!!!


B, in T

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