Thursday, November 8, 2018

Dallas Coach Should Try Coaching Not Playing on Off Week!!


Coach Garrett- No Time to Relax Dude
Dallas Cowgirls coach Jason Garrett was caught in camera at the World Series in Los Angeles while he was on his off week!!!  The 3-4 coach was also seen at some Laker and Clipper games while not studying film with his team!!  He was seen at an LA Kings hockey game eating pretzels with nacho cheese while his team was in their 5th hour of practice and wind sprints!!  He was also seen at the LA Galaxy soccer match talking with LeBron James while eating fried butter!!!  At the same time, his Cowgirls were having an all-night game film review!!!  True stories folks!!

Fake College Basketball Picks!!

TCU  91  ORU 68
ORU has tough road trip with the Horny Frogs but looks forward to this year with guard R.J. Fuqua and power forward Emmanuel Nzekwesi!!  

Tulsa 88.  S. Carolina State 80
Tulsa seems strong to follow up with a fourth place finish in the powerful AAC this year as they cruised past S. C. State!!

Arkansas 84  Texas 77
Love my Hogs this year and my ex TU classmate Coach Mikey Anderson!!  Tough test at the first of the season with the Longhorns and coach Shaka!!

Kansas 94  Vermont 74  NIT Classic
Kansas defeats the Vermont White Christmas Lodge team while playing with 4 FBI agents in disguised as fans behind the KU bench!!!
  


NFL Picks!

Chiefs 41 Cardinals 20
The Chiefs controlled the line of scrimmage, controlled the offenses, controlled the defenses, controlled the beer sales, controlled the cheerleaders, and even controlled the traffic in the air and on the streets!!  The Chiefs were dominant!!

Falcons 27  Browns 20
The Browns have officially been hosed by 3 wrong or no calls according to the head of Referees for the NFL!!!  This game had no bad calls but the Falcons QB, Matt Ryan, outperformed Baker Mayfield and later took him to McDonald's for a Happy meal when he finally quit crying!!  

Eagles 31  Cowboys 24
Eagles Quarterback Wentz picks apart the Cowboy defense again and leaves the coaching staff of Dallas wondering when the ax is to fall!!  Coach Howdy Dooty is more clueless than ever and needs to resign so Lincoln Riley can have a smooth transition to Dallas!!


lWords of wisdom from the staff of Faked OutSports:
A wise sports dude once said never put opioid pills in place of Optima 1 pills in your weekly pill box!!!!!

Have a blessed and wonderful weekend!!

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