Sunday, January 13, 2019

Male Synchronized Swim Team at the Center/ FOS College Bball Picks!


Synchronized Underwater Swimming to the Center!!

The Center for the Physically Limited, my second home, will be opening it’s 40,000 square foot addition at the first of February 2019!!  It will be the second largest facility of its kind in America!!  The new building will have my name, B in T, on a brick above the entrance to the men’s restroom by the new Bocce court!!  I am very honored!!  I have been named captain of the male
synchronized underwater dance squad!! This team needs a lot of training and members!!

What post season tournament will YOUR team be in?

Oklahoma- NCAA- 4 seed
Kansas- NCAA - 2 seed
Tulsa- CBI,CIT,CIA, NIT
Oklahoma State- nada(4% chance to win big 12 tourney )
ORU- nada buuut 35% chance to win Summit post-season tournament!
Iowa State- NCAA- 10 seed
Kansas State- NCAA- 9 seed
Arkansas-  NCAA play-in game


FOS College Football notes:

Rumors are having Kyler Murray coming back to the Sooners 1 more year!!  He loves football and this OU season was spectacular, why not do it again!!  But the NFL and MLB payout a lot of dollars and BMOC at OU is so awesome but not 10 million dolla dolla bills yo!!

FOS College Basketball Picks!

Ole Miss 79  Arkansas 72
Ole Miss Guard Breein Tyree scored 27 and Arkansas Forward Daniel Gafford score 25 as two of the top 4 scorers in the SEC put on a show in Oxford, Mississippi!!  The Rebels fans were thrilled to learn that by beating the Hogs, Popeyes Chicken will give away one biscuit and spicy wing with the purchase of a 20 piece spicy liver bucket!!

Iowa State 88 OSU 67
Iowa State’s Cameron Lard is starting to act like the power forward that Coach Prohm had recruited last year by scoring 18 points and 7 rebounds in Ames, Iowa!!  Big 12 Conference All-everything Lindell Wigginton had a double-double with 15 points and 10 rebounds!!  OSU coach Boynton continues to nurse along his young basketball team is looking forward to next year when everyone will be a year older and wiser!!

Texas Tech 77 Kansas State 75 at Manhattan
Texas Tech is pushing for a high 3 seed in the NCAA tourney while the Wildcats are just trying to stay in the field of sixty-eight!!  Texas Tech is led by soph stud Jarrett Culver who is known for his high flying dunks and accurate shooting!!  Tech pulls this game out at the end with clutch free throw shooting!!  Manhattan, Kansan’s were so sad that they took down their K States flags hanging at their homes and replaced them with Kansas Jayhawk flags!!

Texas 82 Oklahoma 77
Longhorn coach Shaka Kahn pretty fired up when the team free throw shooting was 52% for the game!!  This was the highest in 15 games!!  Jaxson Hayes a 6’11” freshman is trying underarm granny shots at the free throw line!!  Oklahoma again plays a good opponent strong but ends up short of W!

UCF 68 Tulsa 61
UCF 7’8” center Tacko Fall managed 5 dunks, 5 rebounds, 5 missed free throws and 5 fouls in the first twenty-five minutes of his game against Tulsa University!!  Central Florida is quite a team and is fighting for a bid in the NCAA Tournament!!

Kansas 91 at West Virginia 86
Kansas big man Azubuike seems to be injury prone in conference play.  If you are 7’ tall and weigh 380 pounds you should be injuring others!!  Suck it up buttercup big man!!  West Virginia legendary coach Bob Huggins has a full-time nurse sitting behind him on the bench!!  She is watching for high blood pressure, dizziness, stomach indigestion, and finally, redface and eyeballs popping out of his sockets!!  Precautionary measures for Bob!!

Kentucky 82 at Auburn 80
Auburn coach Bruce Pearl had an awful week as he was trapped in a tanning bed for 50 minutes today before the Kentucky game!!  His orange-red like skin tone was offset only slightly by his orange and blue suit he wore for game time!!  Auburn big dollar donors sitting behind the team were issued Rayban Sunglasses before tip-off!!  Kentucky’s NBA front line outlasted the Tigers and their Hollywood coach!!

ORU 78 South Dakota 69
The Dakota schools continue to struggle and ORU takes advantage!!  ORU is in third place in the early standings of the Summit Conference!!   

B, in T

3 comments:

R in D said...

I read this morning Murray declared for the NFL. Some smart team will pick him, he is the next Tyreek Hill.

Bryan in Tulsa said...

He was getting blasted today by a number of radio folks stating he was too short to be QB in the NFL. All 5’9” of him would be welcome by the Giants, Broncos or Panthers!

CarmiDad said...

Great job Bryan!! I hope the Saints are in the Super Bowl. Great record this year.