This may have been missed two weeks ago, but it was a great sports weekend!! Lots of sweeping went down!
*TU Softball swept Houston 3-0
*OU Baseball swept the Red River Rivalry Texas 3-0
*Ok State Baseball swept Kansas 3-0
*OU Softball swept Baylor 3-0 by a 3-game 13-0 shutout!
*OSU Softball was swept by the Longhorns 3-0
*Arkansas Baseball swept by Georgia 3-0
*Tulsa Pro Indoor Football won their first game ever!! 54-48 over the Arizona Rattlers!!
Bryan in Tulsa
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Kansas City USA Boccia here we come! We came, we saw, we conquered? This weekend we will go off in the sunset as Paralympic USA Boccia Superstars or we may suck to the max!! Results bad or good will be revealed next week by B in T! The highlight of the trip has been the planning over who is bringing what snacks on the trip to KC!! I am in charge of trail mix and tequila cherry jello shots, Tempest is bringing 13 flavors of Mountain Dew energy drinks, and 4 - 48oz bags of peanut M&Ms, that should last us till Saturday morning!! It doesn't matter how old you are, buying snacks for a Boccia road trip should always look like an unsupervised 9-year-old was given a $100 in a candy store!
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Margie: will there be a bar at our Motel 6 in Overland Park?
Bobblehead Family:
Last week, I bragged about my daughter and this week I must tell you about her husband Andre, and brag more!! Andre, the same week as Maddie's nursing career started, was promoted to Assistant Pro, Golf - Southern Hills!! His fitness clients at Southern Hills will miss him tremendously as a trainer, but this was the position for Andre, for now!! Congrats Andre, we are so proud of you, and please have the Southern Hills Pro Shop put some 5XL PGA Championship Izod shirts for Papi!! Next week stay tuned to another promotion with my son Lancer!!
Congrats Andre!!
B in T Rants:
Shaq Harrison Guard from TU 2012 to 2016
The Lakers are signing two players to add depth for the 2023 NBA postseason, sources told ESPN. L.A. will sign guard Shaq Harrison, a defensive-minded point guard, and Tristan Thompson, a veteran center with playoff experience on LeBron James’ teams in Cleveland! Both players provide insurance at their positions for the roster, with L.A. having players out with injuries late in the season. The Lakers will waive Davon Reed in order to create a roster spot to add a second player. Go Shaq! Way to REPRESENT!!
A young TU Shaq
If you’re looking for ANOTHER a young gun in Tulsa for 2027 QB in Kason Delgado from Tulsa Jenks is da man!! At the age of 14 Delgado played 18u 7 on 7 a few weekends ago and ended up winning the whole thing!!
This kid will be fun to watch at Jenks!! TU Coach Dub best be watching!!
Top 6 Nastiest Fan Bases of B in T attended games!
1. SMU- A young 7ish-year-old looking SMU fan in a SMU Ponies’ Juniors Club cardigan gave me the finger after we lost an overtime game at Gerald W. Ford stadium!! In a calm manner, I simply gave him the double bird!! 🖕🖕Very nasty toddler fans at SMU games! This can be verified by numerous fraternity brothers!!
2.Arkansas- A gentleman in a Hog hat threw a can of Copenhagen spit at B in T in Fayettnam, sorry Fayetteville -- in 1976!! This Hog crowd is ruthless!!
3.Oklahoma State fans - Bryson, son of B in T, became a huge OSU Cowboy fan while his dad worked out of state!! When Tulsa played at Stillwater I sat with the TU fans and Bryson sat with his Uncle Mike (hardcore Posse Club member) in the indoor suites!! As the rain poured down (them indoors, me outdoors), Tulsa down by 30, and Bryson yelling Tulsa sucks Dad, I swore this was not my child!!! Yes, this was a very nasty, crowd of Cowboy kin folk!!
4.Georgia Tech fans-In 190 I went to the Humanitarian Bowl and watched TU lose by 40-something while being bombarded by snowballs from the Yellow Jacket student section!! The Ga Tech students are frickin ruthless!!
5.Tonkawa fans- Tonkawa Buccaneer students from Tonkawa, Oklahoma once caught my shoes laces on fire at a Blackwell vs Tonkawa football game!! True story bro!! My 4th date with Jami was to a high school football game in Tonkawa where her star nephew ran over the Bucs at Tonkawa! Sitting in the Blackwell section by Jami and her parents, I smelled fire🔥and looked down at the bleachers and saw smoke!! The smoke was from MY shoestrings!! OMG, dang Tonkawa fans!!
6.Texas Longhorn fans- during the 1986 OU-Texas game a Longhorn fan was flirting with my newlywed wife from Blackwell!! OU demolished Texas and the dapper Longhorn dude was quiet but I have an intense hatred for all male Longhorn fans!!
Yes, it was a young Matthew!
Cam Little, the hunk looking kicker for the University of Arkansas, has made the big time with his local Fayateville Circle K TV adds in 2022!! NOW this hunkster will be making an audition to be on the ‘Love is Blind’ episode on Netflix with Venessa and Nick Lachey!! This show is matchmaking on steroids without SEEING 👀👀 the other future mate!! Cam is rumored to be in line for the spring ‘Bachelor’ as long as his feathered hair do stays in Fayetteville!! Where will this backup kicker from Moore, Oklahoma be next!! Possibly an HBO reality show called Kicking with the Littles!!
The Tulsa Oiler’s new indoor football team had a great first crowd at the BOK Center!! The Browns meet the Packers, Oiler jerseys are pretty gnarly and hopefully, they will get some wins as well!!
MLB
Cardinals
The Cardinal pitching staff is dead last in the NL in everything including tiny violins played from the Cardinal fans who are livid!! Why didn't the Cardinal mucketty mucks not making any deals for starting pitching!! Trade just one of their slugger for one ace pitcher PLEASE!!
Cubs
Dansby Swanson, SS for the Cubs, is not a poet laureate from the 17th century as I presumed!! Nope, he is a hot hitter that has 6 games with 3 or more hits in this short season!!
Rangers
One week ago the Rangers won their first series at Houston since the toy cannon Jimmy Winn roamed the Astrodome back in the 70s!! Google it! At 5’7” The Toy Cannon would tower over Jose Altuve!!!
Oh, BTW the Rangers are fo real yo! Watch out for da Reds, sneaky good!
Royals
The Royals Kaufman Stadium record of 2 wins and 15 losses has caused barbeque sales to hit the roof in KC!! Fans leave Kaufman early to get some of the best barbecues in the world at Arthur Bryant’s and eat their anxiety away!
Astros
The Stros are battling having no Altuve and a .500 record heading into the end of the first 20% of their AL schedule!! Time to bring back Jose Cruz and Hector Cruz!!
Brewers
The Brewers are officially the team to beat as the Redbirds continue to play like my old Hoover Hot Shots 3rd-grade team!!
Dodgers
My brother's team seems to be playing better the more they need sunscreen!! Don't ask what that means, I just threw that in there!
Have a great sports week!
Bryan in Tulsa
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