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Happy and safe Trick or Treating, please watch for the following:
🎃All Trick or Treaters in the neighborhood streets!! Drive slow morons!
🎃Creeper lookin' old farts who hand out fruit crap!
🎃Black Cats
🎃Make sure the Tootsie Rolls are wrapped, and not cat doodie!
🎃Watch out for neighbors handing out political stuff with their candy!!
BE SAFE!👻🎃
Bryan in Tulsa
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Bobblehead Sports:
Tulsa’s Number 1 nationally ranked Octoberfest is fun for all!! Which of these dudes got their car towed for illegal parking??
B in T notes:
Will any of the Big 4 teams make s bowl this year?!?!
Arkansas- 90% chance of making a bowl
Oklahoma - 50 and trending down
Oklahoma State- 65% trending ⬇️
Tulsa - 15% chance is comparable to waiting for the great Pumpkin!!
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If TU had these helmets they would win the rest of their games!
Illini Swag!
B in T College picks:
Arkansas 27 Ole Miss 21
Sassy pants Lane Kiffin and his multimedia millions of fans on Twitter now have a Twitter account for his dog!! @JuiceKiffin Over 1 Million Juice followers!!! Sam Pittman’s hunting dogs Snout and Bugar are named after his ex-wives!! They now have their own Twitter account with 100s of followers!! Google it, James and Julie!!
Oklahoma State 34 Arizona State 31
A number of Posse Club donors have lowered there millions of miscellaneous donations while Gundy is coach!! But as long as the T Boone Trust keeps shuffling wind turbines by the billions Mikey Gundy is safe!!
Tulsa 35 at UAB 34
Road trip to Birmingham, Alabama to watch TU football AND scout out the 2025 USA Boccia Nationals!! The same group of crazies that went to Council Bluffs, Iowa have agreed to stay for the whole TU /UAB game and give the Center a full report on Mexican restaurants, Ice Cream Parlors, Gentleman Clubs, etc., etc.!! Tulsa kicks a 12-yard field goal off both crossbars as the clock expires!
Great idea by frat bros and B in T!
The Center Suds and Balls Funds Raiser!!
Oklahoma 66 Maine 7
The Maine Black Bears
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The Sooners and freshman star Michael Hawkins ‘The Hawk,!
Starting Sooner QB Jackson Arnold jammed his pinky finger in warm-ups. The Hawk sweeps in and brings the Sooners a victory!! The Hawk throws for 205 and 2 TDs and runs for 135 and 2 TDs!
Ohio State 28 at Penn State 23
Ohio State has many ways to win games!! A Buckeye blocked field goal returned for 62 yards with 3:00 minutes left in the game changing a 26 to 21 deficit to a 28 to 23 victory in two shakes of a martini gimlet!! The Buckeyes will take the wins any way they can!!
Michigan 34 Oregon 27
Huge upset in Ann Harbor, Michigan!! Oregon brings their retro, multi-colored, glow-in-the-dark, pastel with hot pink trimmed uniforms look to the Harbor!!
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The TRADITIONAL Wolverine jerseys!!
Tradition always wins out!!
Iowa State 36 Texas Tech 31
Iowa State had this game set for an easy homecoming win until Tech got good!! These two are battling for the conference championship!! There goes the Big 12 Dr. Pepper Championship ratings!! My TMZ correspondent says championship tickets at Jerry World will be half-price with the purchase of 2 extra crispy buckets of KFC!! Especially if Utah plays Tech!!
Kansas State 38 at Houston 20
K State coach Kleiman was upset that he was told this game was switched to Friday night!! His son Colby is a defensive back for Kansas Wesleyan and plays Southwestern!! Coach Kleiman divided his family properly and they all watched his son play!! His assistants handled the trip to Houston!!
Illinois 24 Minnesota 16
There was a time when the Illini would pass out when playing a powerful cornfed three-tight end line up but now they love the challenge! Illinois’ men in the trench are comparable to any linemen in the NFC North!!
Texas A&M 24 South Carolina 17
The Aggies have a shot at the final 12 as long as QB Conner Weigman stays healthy!! Average arm strength, average running skills, and average brain skills, makes him the perfect QB for A&M!!
Nebraska 42 UCLA 31
What league would have UCLA and Nebraska in it?!?!? One that wants to get more money through TV contracts!!
B in T High School picks:
A number of Church Trunk or Treats set up brownie traps to catch the Pumpkin Man who just wants to trade fun and gayety for green-seeded chocolate brownies!!
Bixby 52 at Deer Creek 27
No, urban legend breath, there was not a deer found dead in a basin near Medford, Oklahoma. Truth be that in eastern Grant County, Deer Creek is situated twelve miles east of the county seat of Medford on State Highway 11. Named for the nearby tributary of the Salt Fork of the Arkansas River, Deer Creek was established on March 14, 1898, when W. A. Bradford, Jr., of Boston, Massachusetts, and president of the Gulf Railroad, purchased 160 acres to establish a town along the railroad. Never mind the history lesson, Bixby's first string had their pads off until the fourth quarter where they put them back for one more score!!
Mount St Mary (OKC) 44 at Blackwell 13
When Blackwell plays a private school from the City they raise the admittance prices to go from 5 to 15 dollars and hotdogs 🌭 are tripled in prices!! Moms from both teams may purchase shots of moonshine for 5 dollars apiece and there ain't enough ‘shine in Kay County to last the evening!! The good news is that next year’s Blackwell Maroon Booster Club budget has been met in one night!!
Cascia Hall 38 at Verdigris 18
The Commandos have talent and very occasionally have size!! They are mainly known for their Volleyball and Lacrosse teams!! Their football team usually has 120 kids between 9th and 12th grade!! What coach Medina does with 210-pound linemen is remarkable and why he is a miracle worker at Cascia Hall for 35 years!!
Verdigris Moms .978
Cascia Moms .977
This final competition was the Beverley Hills fly wing shoot-off!! Name after the late great Buddy Epson who played Jed on the Beverly Hillbillies!! Rifle shooting Moms for each school will see how many fly wings they can shoot off from 2 football fields!! Verdigris mom Sally Mae Schusternan won the final count by shooting of seven wings of a pygmy fly from 200 yards!! Amazing stamina shone by Sally Mae!!
Jenks 45 Enid 20
Jenks continues to get stronger as the playoffs are here!! The Trojan horses will be ready for a first-round game on the road!!
Collinsville 52 at Hale 20
The Cardinals led by ex-BKer coach Jones will be a mighty opponent for the Rangers!! A record year for the Rangers as the team won 3 games!!
Owasso 56 at Norman North 12
The Rams are led by head Coach Antonio Graham who has brought the town of Owasso together to anilate the 6A opponents! Now for the playoffs!! It all starts from 0 now!! Go Rams!!
Tonkawa 32 Pawnee 16
The Pawnee Black Bears were handily defeated by the Buccaneers!! A number of fans were upset that Tonkawa moms ran out of their world-famous orange marmalade and were promised another delivery by the end of the game!!
B in T NFL picks:
Texans 31 at Jets 21
The Texans defensive line rattled 50-year-old Aaron Rogers so much he recited lines from State Farm commercials over 3 years ago!!
Falcons 34 Cowboys 31
Even with Spencer Rattler at QB, the Cowboys look weak, old, and feeble!! Just like their owner!
Chiefs 31 Buccaneers 24
The Buccaneers are more apt to get a call from a Neptune alien than a call from the KC homer refs!! ‘Google it bro’ as my oldest granddaughter would say!
Cardinals 35 Bears 28
Zaven gets two sacks of Caleb! TU Grad Zaven Collins swallowed up QB Caleb Williams with two Homeland Sacks!!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Have a great sports weekend!
Bryan in Tulsa
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