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Bobblehead Sports:
One of the better Ana birthday functions was at the Tulsa hot spot Osakas!! The picture above was without Bryson who left early to go bar-hopping, and the OKC fam who will take us all to The Mont to celebrate Ana’s Bday at a later date!! Birthdays for the grands mean more inches to the waistline for Papi B in T!!
B in T notes:
The simple world of college football just went corporate!!
Great performance = Great salary??? If not move on bro!
UNLV QB Matt Sluka announces he's redshirting after leading #23 UNLV to a 3-0 start to the season?!?!?!?!
"I committed to UNLV based on certain representations that were made to me, which were not upheld after I enrolled." - Sluka!!
Sluka made a business decision.
OUCHY!!!
B in T College picks:
Oklahoma 28 Texas 27
The All-State Red River Rivalry
WELCOME TO THE SEC!!
The Sooners are smack dab in the heart of SEC country with a smidgen of Big Tex, Dallas State Fair and vomit smell on the Midway!! The New SEC brand Bevo has been a presented to the Longhorn Trustees with scorn!! See below:
Welcome to HELL, SEC hoitie toities!!
Bevo’s enormous horn caught an SEC dignitary on the rumbas causing massive bleeding and numerous Dallas attorneys to appear from nowhere!! A number of important SEC chaps were told by OU Athletic Director Joe Castiglione to meet him at the Big Tex statue before the game!! Many are still looking for Joe and his fedora!!
OU all-American linebacker Danny Stutsman made 12 solo tackles and 2 pick-sixes making him the leading scorer and tackler for the Sooner O and D!! Ok, Homerville pick was picked by B in T but you must go with your gut, and I have the gut to prove it!!
Ohio State 35 at Oregon 34
Oregon traitor Dillon Gabriel will be trying for the new Alan Bowman Longevity Award if he plays through 2025!! This is awarded for 8 years plus service, 25% greying and just a thought of an adult depends purchase!! Will Howard is not Ron Howard’s nephew, so stop asking B in T these silly questions! State QB is not your typical Buckeye QB but could take this team to the National Championship!!
Will Howard
Ron Howard
Close resemblance!
LSU 27 Ole Miss 24
I am picking LSU, whom I despise, just to shut up the Rebel’s Kiffin and his twitter blog crap!!
Colorado 30 Kansas State 28
The Buffalos were old news 📝 this time last year!! They were fossil news! Rappers aren't known for their football skills but I must say the Colorado workout music is Lit bro!! Their Rap music makes them bougie!!
Iowa State 31 at West Virginia 17
I always pick Iowa State cuz my best bud Kevin is a huge fan, and I know that this Tulsa mortgage lending czar (sorry Colin) will beat my 2.875 interest rate someday!! Hahahaha!! Clones’ 6”11 tight end boy from Helga, Germany caught 5 passes without jumping!! True Shat! Check Wikipedia!
Illinois 36 Purdue 20
Purdue faithful are waiting for
Women's Basketball and the First Year of Women's Croquet!!
B in T High School picks:
You will never believe where the Pumpkin Man was found this Ghostly holiday season!!
The man with the giant Pumpkinhead and treats was spotted at the HEX HOUSE!!
The history of the Hex House is an eerily true story!! The story was told to a 10-year-old B in T by his great aunt Jewell every season of Halloween!! A 1944 investigation by police
revealed a small casket buried in the backyard of a Tulsa house and two young women who had been under hypnotic or occult control for seven years!! Located at 10 E 21st in Tulsa!!
My Aunt Jewell was a medium and a school teacher at Cental High and had a number of seances with the two girls locked up in the basement of 10 East 21st!! True story!! Google it! NOTE: she always served brownies at her seances!!
Bixby 47 Edmond North 28
The Bixby moms were challenged to a cheer-off with the Edmond North moms prior to the Friday night tailgate party!! The North moms had fewer pulled muscles than the Bixby moms and won the contest by the last mom standing!!
Chisholm 52 at Blackwell 13
The Blackwell male cheer squad performance was postponed due to a number of protests from 6 churches within the Blackwell township! The LGBT community was pissed!! Chisholm football is strong and could defeat the Owasso JV!! True shat!
Cascia Hall 47 Vinita 14
The Vinita Hornets have changed their name to the Vinita Death Killer Hornets, to make the team the team sound meaner!! This ploy did not work against the mighty Comando Hornets!!
Giant Northern Killer Hornet
Jenks 28 at Mustang 27
Jenks left the town of Mustang with its tale tucked and a one-point victory!!
Del City 51 Hale 6
The Rangers were only down 7-6 after the first 6 minutes of the game!! From that point on Del City remembered that it was homecoming and all their relatives were there!! The Del City players would get a woopin if they did not win and dance at homecoming Saturday night!! They were scared poopless to dance!!
Owasso 66 Westmore 13
Owasso Coach Graham had requests from ESPN, CBS Sports, and TMZ Sports for interviews and has declined them all!! He will only do interviews with the local Owasso media and Bryan in Tulsa!! True shat!!
Pawhuska 38 Tonkawa 22
The Tonkawa Pumpkin Patch, owned by a famous aunt and uncle from Tonkawa gave everyone with a general admission ticket a free pumpkin 🎃 🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃!!
Pawhuska moms .976
Tonkawa moms .969
This mighty bout came down to the pumpkin pie baking contest!
A Pumpkin pie fight ensued between the team moms and their Pumpkin pies!! Horrid!
Famous mom-and-pop diner in Pawhuska:
Pioneer Woman Merchantile
B in T NFL picks:
Cowboys 31 Lions 28
As of this game, owner Jerry Jones come down from his 50 million dollar suite and is now calling all the offensive plays!! And his calls are offensive!! More boos rang out than Danny White received in the 90s!!
Bears 26 Jaguars 14
Mike Ditka was given the key to Cubbie Bear Bar in Wrigleyville!!
His only request was to have his area to be Smoking Only!
Texans 27 at Patriots 21
The Texans QB Stroud knows how to win close games to be such a young star!! Playing at New England is tough!! Throw in an early snowstorm and things get tedious!! Second earliest snowstorm to the 1987 October 4th debacle!!
October 4, 1987, a major winter storm that caused widespread power outages, property damage, and injuries and deaths!! The storm brought 3 feet of wet snow to western New England and eastern New York.
Saints 34 Buccaneers 24
The Saints are fo real yo!!
Their QB Derek Carr has fun not sucking like he did with the Raiders and their front office morrons!! Baker is brought back to earth from his high horse!!
Have a great sports weekend!
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