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Bobblehead Sports:
Youngest grandson Monte and Papi reviewing film after another TU loss!!
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B in T notes:
Bixby’s new state-of-the-art locker room is better than numerous Division I teams!
Each locker room has its own Dolby speaker system, mini fridge, and landline phone (no one knows how to operate it)!
B in T College picks:
Arkansas 38 Tennessee 35
The Razorbacks needed a huge victory over a ranked opponent and coach Pittman's miracle came through!!
A win over Tennessee could move the number of lit fires under coach Pittman's ass to 5🔥s from 10🔥s! QB Taylen Green completed 75% of his passes and 2 touchdowns!! He ran for 83 yards, 2 TDs, and high-jumped his 6’6’ frame over three Tennessee defenders!!
Oklahoma State 38 West Virginia 27
Oklahoma State wideout Pressly has numerous Pro Scouts looking at him for a 3rd to 5th-round pick in the upcoming draft!! If he could grow 3 more inches and weigh 35 more pounds in the next 4 months, he would be a 1st rounder!!
A Historic Match-up!!
The Mountaineer mascot 🎵Daniel
Boone was a man 🎶he was a biiiiig man🎶 - Versus - Pistol Pete and the Ok State Cowboys! At halftime the two had a raccoon shoot with Pistol Pete nailing 4 of the varmints and Mr. Boone getting 2 varmits and one golden gopher!!
With PITA folks marching outside the T Boone Trust Foundation decided to use fake guns, fake varmits, and a fake golden gopher!!
Tulsa 34 Army 31
Lee Greenwood sang numerous hits at the Tailgate parties including ‘God Bless the USA’ for the TU fans and the Army Cadets!!
A lot of Tulsa alums felt awful about beating our Army Cadets but realized that this puts us closer to a possible Poulan Weedeater Bowl in Lubbock, Texas!! Oh, what a grand thought!! Do u believe in optimism or miracles??🙏🙏
Georgia 47 Auburn 21
Auburn has been underdogs to just about everyone, so when the #3 ranked Georgia Bulldogs locked them up at Dooley Field in Sanford Stadium the outcome was ugly!! Georgia 28 First downs, Auburn 13 first downs. Georgia had 489 yards total offense, Auburn 246 yards total offense! Georgia players — 1 —visit to the concussion protocol tent, Auburn — 8 — visits to the conclusion protocol tent!! Do you get my drift??
Ohio State 31 Iowa 20
The Buckeyes have really fast and talented athletes and the Hawkeyes have super beefy slow homegrown young men!! Speed kills in football, trust me!!
Iowa State 38 Baylor 24
Iowa State coach Matt Campbell is being touted for the Notre Dame, Florida, and Bixby JV jobs!! Again he is a hot topic in the frozen tundra of Des Moines, Iowa!! The Clones have reached out to Bill Belichick with no response!
Nebraska 41 Rutgers 27
Matt Ruhle on a possible 10:30 kick-off:
“If it was up to me we’d play at 9 o clock in the morning, kegs and eggs and football.”
My new fav coach!!
Legs and eggs and kegs is interesting too!!
Boston College 31 at Virginia 21
BC is back in the saddle, super coach and QB Thomas Castellanos can ball 🏈!! The Cavaliers remind us of chandeliers, very breakable and weak!!
Texas A&M 42 Mizzou 2
Coach Ditzenwinkler took his team off the field with 2:13 left in the game cuz he said he was bit by Reveille the A&M mascot dog!! Reveille’s handler exclaimed that Ditzenwinkler bit Reveille and has his teeth imprints to prove it!! Plus an NFL replay camera was used to tell who was truthful and who was lying through their fangs!! Keep in mind dogs don't lie and are man’s best friend!!
B in T High School picks:
Pumpkin Man's first real public sighting at Scheels Grand Opening!! Approximately 100,000 elementary, middle school, and high school students stood in line for hours and hours to ride the world’s largest indoor Ferris wheel!! The largest in Tulsa since the 1978 Indoor Fun Fair!!
Pumpkin Man handed out thousands of treats as the Ferris wheel seemed to get higher and higher!! Haha!
Bixby 45 at Moore 31
The Moore Lions should win the game since Lions can eat Spartans!! But no Gladiator breath!! These Spartans have deadly swords!
Perry 25 Blackwell 22
Blackwell's only shot to win a game fluttered away with the Marijuana fields in the middle of the wheat fields!!
This would be funny if the Maroons actually won this game!! Most of the athletes in these schools wrestle!
Cascia Hall 35 at Cleveland 13
The Camandos are at it again, Medina-coached teams know how to win on the road!!
Mom O Meter
Cleveland moms .979
Cascia moms .969
A close race but was finally won by the Cleveland moms in the quilting contest!! The object was to quilt the entire United States of America in under 2 hours, 3 Cleveland moms completed the task and 0 for Cascia although some Comando moms tried to buy pre-made ones at Hobby Lobby!! Nice try!! No!! No!!
Winner: Sally Mae Snoot
Mom and pop diner of the week, Cleveland, Ok
Hickory House Restaurant
1210 West Caddo St
Cleveland, Ok
On Wednesday, after church, the entire Cleveland team goes to the Hickory House for all-you-can-eat ribs and jalapeno cheese grits!! What a tradition!!
Jenks 48 Norman 27
The Trojans have come back down to earth a bit in 2024! In 2022 and 2023 the latter part of the season is when they get their freak on!! So watch out Trojan conference foes and playoff opponents!! Norman linemen are the size of Jenks’ linebackers! I have always said size over matter!!
Claremore 44 at Hale 6
The Zebras ruined Hale’s Homecoming Banquet at Shoneys!
Owasso 41 at Union 32
Owasso has a harder schedule than the new PAC 6 conference!! An eighth-grade Owasso lineman, who is weighed on cattle scales, receives an offer from OU! No shat!!
7’ 440 lbs Sophmore -2023
Tonkawa 46 Caney Valley 12
The Bucs were able to play their entire middle school football team!! At halftime, the FFA(Future Farmers of America) Queen was crowned for each school!!
B in T NFL picks:
Buccaneers 27 at Falcons 20
With the current winning streak, Buc QB Mayfield has more endorsements than Taylor Swift!!
Tampa Bay Orange???
Cowboys 31 at Steelers 27
These two teams are etched in the anals of time!! Neither team can break through the averageness zone of the NFL!
Texans 24 Bills 21
A Hail Mary play where stud Texan wideout Nico Collins caught the ball on his hip!! A la Drew Pearson!!
Bears 27 Panthers 16
If the Bears don't beat the Panthers frat bro little Bobbie Curran will choke his groceries!! Rookie QB Caleb Williams has shined as a rookie, unlike the Panthers Bryce Young who was benched for a Ken Anderson comeback!!
Chiefs 34 Saints 24
Chiefs D came to life against the #1-rated Saint offense and held them to 345 yards total yards and 4 turnovers!!
Have a great sports weekend!
Bryan in Tulsa
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