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MERRY CHRISTMAS 🎁!!
FOS notes ’bout Nuthin!
B in T /FOS Christmas Wish List with a Sports Twist:
World Peace - this wish is simple, to the point and needed!
Texas Longhorns - a wish for new strong staff to offset their idiot head coach!
OU Sooners football - a wish for Sooner fans some humility!!
OSU Coach Gundy - a wish to cut the mullet mop hairstyle, please you made your point 5 years ago and what was the point?
TU football - Wish for a Bowl game in 2020!!
Arkansas football - wish for a new coach that can reach the lofty expectations of Hog fans!
B in T - wish that dogs could be trained to pick up their own poo poo!!
OU QB Hurts- All Sooner fans want him to smile, frown or fart just once!!
Dallas Cowboys - a new football coach that has a PULSE!
FOS Top 10 Christmas Movies:
☃️White Christmas- Bing Crosby singing and Danny Kaye dancing 🕺!!
⛄️Christmas Vacation- Chevy Chase and a Classic!!
⛄️It’s A Wonderful Life - Jimmy Stewart prances and dances in this holiday special!!
⛄️The Kringles - Tim Allen and Bahamas vs. Old fashion Christmas!
⛄️Home Alone - Family forgets Kevin, parents spend Christmas in jail!
⛄️Home Alone 2 Lost in New York - Parents are still in jail and Kevin lives with pigeon lady in Central Park, New York!!
☃️Chucky Home for the Holidays - a small elf turns into a cannibal like Chucky doll when he eats Christmas cookies! Not yet rated!
⛄️Andy Williams Christmas Zombie Apocalypse - an old Andy Williams Christmas Special turns into a giant carnage of flesh when a virus is found in the Christmas spinach dip!! Based on actual events!
⛄️Christmas Sharknado - Shark driven Sleighs deliver chum and fish to children all over the world!
FOS Top 10 Christmas Drinks:
🎄Christmas Morning Bloody Mary’s- must-have to make through the opening presents chaos!!
🎄Margaritas - festive and green!!
🎄Egg Nog with Spice Rum - B in T favorite!
🎄Egg Nog with Vodka - women love this, Mrs. B in T!!?
🎄Egg Nog with Jaeger - Rugby dudes have this drink at their Xmas parties!
🎄Baileys, schnapps and hot chocolate - Slow buzz in the Christmas season!!
🎄Rum Hawaiian Punch - don't wake up after Company Christmas 🎁party with a hangover and red stuff all over your mouth for work the next day!
🌲Folger's Coffee - perfect after shoveling the sidewalk!
🎄Buttery Christmas Nipple drink - serve in moose plastic cups like in Christmas Vacation!!
🎄Prune Juice with Spice Peppermint Rum - good for the old farts still hanging around the Christmas bash!l
FOS Bobbleheads!
Will Creekmore as a Bobbleheaded Youngster??!!
Ok, you are wondering who the frack is Will Creekmore! Will is a 6’9” basketball big man and has played from, Monte Cassino Elementary School, Tulsa Edison, Missouri State and currently Japan!! My son Lance and Will Creekmore played years of sports together from the Bobblehead age of 5 years old!! Watching young Will would always be fun for me to guess which parent for the other team would request Will’s birth certificate first!! At that time his sweet mom would pull out Will’s birth certificate and show that he was actually the youngest on the team!! Usually, this section of FOS has my grandkids and family, but Will the Thrill is part of our family!! Watching Will grow, physically and mentally, while seeing him turn from a Bobblehead little fart to a man who lives his dream every day!! Great job big Will!!
FOS Bowl Picks!
December 20
Makers Image Bahamas Bowl
Charlotte 33 Buffalo 21
After defeating the Dallas Cowboys, Buffalo has gone very downhill!! This bowl is sponsored by a town called Elk Grove Village near Chicago!! This town is also number 1 in the state of Illinois for gross profit from the sale of cannabis products!! This explains why they spent 300k to sponsor this bowl!! Holiday gift packages for the players included cannabis chocolates in the shape of mini footballs, PS4 🎮consoles only, and handmade quilts from the town of Elk Grove with each player name hand-stitched in team colors!!
Tropical Smoothie Frisco Bowl
Utah State 31 Kent State 21
The Utah State Aggies which are cousins to New Mexico State, Oklahoma State, and Texas A&M Aggie teams are 3 point underdogs to Kent State!! The Kent State Golden Flashes team has a rich tradition and has nothing to do with the Golden Hurricane of Tulsa or a golden shower which I had to look up on Google!! Sick! As gifts each player received a mini Smoothie machine that can fit into a small lunch container!! These are known to make up to 2 ounces of Tropical Smoothie!!
Dec 21
New Mexico Bowl
San Diego State 38 Central Michigan 16
The New Mexico Bowl is played in Albuquerque, New Mexico and seats 55,000! Who cares! The Chippewas from Central Michigan, are very proud heritage of Mid American Indians! Each player receives a cactus 🌵that requires water daily! Also in the New Mexico Bowl package is the famous Naked Iguana t-shirt and a lifetime supply Spicy Bean Dip from Old El Paso!!
Camellia Bowl
Florida International 41 Arkansas State 26
The Arkansas State Red Wolves defeated Tulsa last year and travel the Jonesboro, Arkansas next year for fun and frolic football!! Each team players receive a 2020 AE edition of NCAA Football 2021, Four Camellia plants and plant holders plus a Retro Kraco radio from the 1970s!!!
Mitishibushi Las Vegas Bowl
Boise State 28 Washington 20
Boise State Blue Broncos have some of their players who were sons of the team that bear OU with the trick fumblruski play!! In current times OU is in the final 4 for three straight years while Boise plays in the Mitsibushi Bowl!! Players gifts include Vegas Strippers, Mitsibushi state of the art toasters and a Snow Globe of Wayne Newton!!
Cherribundi Cherry Tart Boca Raton Bowl
SMU 38 FAU 28
The SMU Ponies have had a super season and deserve a better bowl than one named after a cherry tart!! Head coach Hollywood Lane Kiffin is fleeing Florida Atlantic and heading to Ole Miss to sell himself to the college coeds and the big-dollar donor base!! FAU will be coached by any coach left behind by Kiffin, which was the Owl’s equipment manager!! The player gifts included, believe it or not, a Cherry Tart Cherry pie every month for a year!!
Dec 23
Bad Boy Mowers Gasparilla Bowl
UCF 38 Marshall 35
The UCF Golden Knight’s QB Brandon Wimbush decided to skip the bowl game and play it safe by going alligator and giant killer hippopotamus hunting down the Amazon River!! The name Gasparilla comes from a pirate named John Gaspar’ and Bad Boy Mowers with jacked up mowers, souped-up engines, racing tires with dual headers!! This year the players will receive Bad Boy Mower’s gardening gloves which are reversible into racing gloves!! True shat!
Sofi Hawall Bowl
Hawaii 42 BYU 34
SoFi is a personal investment finance company!! Having Hawaii in the Hawaii Bowl is like having the World Soccer Cup in Brazil!! Too easy, thus making them play over a volcano crater!! Change it up a bit, and have Hawaii and BYU earn their bowl gifts!!
These gifts include the Don Ho Christmas album, Kevin Durant Odysse headphones, and a full-size Palm Tree!!
FOS College Basketball Picks
Kansas 70 at Villanova 65
Kansas has started giving their big man Azubuike lessons from Rick Barry on underarm free throw shooting!! Kansas coach Self is also considering Brazilian soccer superstar Namir to coach Azubuike using his head or feet to shoot free throws!! Maybe both!?!? Villanova basically gave up on the hack a ’Buike’ experiment halfway through the second half!!
Oklahoma 88 UCF 69
UCF had a 7 foot 8 player named Unique Ball on their team last year and he is now in France swatting shots away like flies on cow 🐂poop!! Without the tall dude the Sooners will make Central Florida look silly at Lloyd Noble in front of 5,432 fans!!
ORU 71 Missouri State 67
Huge win for the other basketball team in the south Jenks area!! Jenks and their NFL stud referee slash head coach, Clay Martin draws larger crowds than ORU!! ORU power forward Kevin Obanor is an athletic freak and had 17 points and 8 rebounds for the home team!! ORU point guard RJ Fuqua is so quick he ran out of his shoes twice but led the Golden Eagles with 6 assists!! A personal friend of B in T, Will Creekmore starred at center for Mo State and is currently playing overseas for the Irabaka Robots in Japan!! Love ya big Will!! Remember at one time I could block your shot!! I think you were 6 years old but it was a clean block dude!!
Tulsa 78 Colorado State 71
The Golden Hurricane will finally hit above 70% from the free-throw line in a game this year!! Brandon Rachal and Martins Inagba combined for 11 - 14 from the line to lead Tulsa to a 21- 27 advantage from the line!! I wish they served margaritas at these games!! Thanks BOK Center!! There will be much livelier crowds and B in Ts!!
Oklahoma State 81 Minnesota 73
The impressive Cowboys and their very savvy coach Boynton has caught the Big 12’s and the nation’s eye with a kick-butt noncon record!! The Cowboys and their 6’10” 175 lb center Yor Anei have more blocks than a young Donny Trump at a sorority party!!
Arkansas 74 at Valparaiso 71
Coach Mussleman thought that Valpo was in Washington DC and then remembered he was no longer in the NBA!! Arkansas is learning team concepts such as passing and assists which is starting to catch on thanks to coach M!! Valpo always has slow, gangly big men but is always well-coached! Arkansas is to young of a team to be afraid of road games!
FOS NFL Picks!
Texans 36 at Buccaneers 21
The Buccaneers are still barely in playoff contention with James Winston at the QB position! He will be re-evaluated at the end of the 2019 season!! He really should have been shelved in 2018! The Texans are starting to really click and the possibility of JJ Watts being off the DL for the playoffs is nice!
Ravens 25 at Browns 14
The Browns are not making the playoffs while Coach Kitchens is at the helm! The Ravens are a mean, lean fighting machine and put the Browns out of the playoff picture!!
Cowboys 28 at Eagles 27
The Cowboys come back with two touchdowns late to seal up the conference championship with an 8 - 8 record!! La-de- da............immediately after the game Jerry Jones gave Jason Garrett a 30 year 4 billion dollar contract and a new car!!
Chiefs 27 at Bears 21
Chiefs QB Mahones has not thrown as many no-look football tosses this year per instructions of the coaching staff! Last year it was cool and original, this year it is not as cool and can be perceived as showing off a bit by Kermit the Quarterback!! Bears QB Tribinski is still on a short rope with the Bear’s brass but is still trudging on!!
Seahawks 38 Cardinals 21
Seahawks QB Russell Wilson, is having a MVP season, married to a hotty, has a Super Bowl ring and will beat the heck out of his protege, Kyler Murray, this week!!
Words of wisdom from the unwise one!!
Soggy pizza is not insured by Dominos! Just sayin!
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