Wednesday, September 6, 2023

NFL is HERE!! Cowboy choke is near!!

I don't follow Nerdville College Football recruiting stuff but when TU is rated this high I must take major note!!  


1. Tulane 87.19

2. Tulsa 87.03

3. SMU 86.94

4. UAB 86.88

5. Temple 85.50

6. Rice 85.45

7. UTSA 85.40

8. UNT 84.91

9. ECU 84.44

10. USF 84.25

11. Memphis 84.09

12. Charlotte 83.50

13. FAU 83.46

14. Navy 82.31

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                Nerd 

Not sure where this came from.……but I like it!!


Bryan in Tulsa :                               


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Bobblehead Sports:


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Latest grandson Montgomery

is only 4 months old but can bench 75lbs, and clean and jerk 55lbs!!  Amazing!!

As you can see he has 

muscled up somewhat, and is currently on the NBBBA National Baby Body Building Association team!

So proud of our youngest power lifter!!


B in T Rants:

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We will probably have a Kale salad with low-fat vinaigrette dressing for lunch!

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247 Not Great Area Bowl Projections:


Liberty Bowl:

Oklahoma State vs. Missouri

Might be the best bowl game of local teams!!


Texas Bowl:

Ole Mis vs Oklahoma

The Sooners have absolutely no love πŸ’• from any football

Prognosticators this year!!


Gator Bowl

Arkansas vs Clemson

Game in Jacksonville Florida which is great for recruiting!


RellaQuest Bowl

WTF is THAT??

Texas A&M vs Iowa


The ‘What if’ Bowl

Tulsa vs Bixby

This would be cool as snot!

A sold-out Chapman Stadium of 30 Thou makes big bucks for both learning institutions!!


*The ReliaQuest Bowl was formerly known as the Outback Bowl where Arkansas beat Fort Hays State in 2021!!


B in T College Football Picks:

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Illinois 38 at Kansas 31

The Fighting Illinois are on the road at Lawrence, Kansas!!  This rivalry between Kansas and Illinois was switch to Friday night ESPN after the first rivalry had no TVs!!  They first met on the gridiron in 1892 in Lawrence and have only played five contests overall!!  In their most recent matchup in 1968, the Jayhawks defeated the Fighting Illini 47-7 in Champaign, Ill., but the Illini still cling to a 3-2 series lead!!! 

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True story Glen Jr. and Mike W. of Illinois and Kansas fame!  Google it!


Washington 48 Tulsa 27

The Golden Hurricane contingent of 66 fans to Seattle, Washington is equivalent to Custer’s Last Stand at Little Big Horn!!  

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The Husky fans jumped on our poor TU Happy Timer Spears Travel group like Pirahna on a dead cow!!  Fortunately, we sat in section 367 Row ZX which was so far up the stadium that the Husky mile-high club did not even bother the TU fans!

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Tulsa Coach Kevin Wilson was incensed that his team did not have their cheerleaders on their side of the field!!  After a 15-yard ESPN delay of game penalty against Coach K Wilson was removed, and the game started with TU cheerleaders on the correct side!!  ‘We must win the small battles to get to the big ones,’ Coach Wilson TU and Custer at Little Big Horn!!!  Heisman's moves in this game came from TU QB Williams not the lug QB Penix Jr. for the Huskies!!  Second-string QB Tulsa Cardell Williams completed 22 of 31 passes for 2 TDs, 256 yards, and 1 interception!!  2023 could  be a fun year for the Hurricane and this young man!!


Arkansas 52 Kent State 13

A contest was held in 1926 to select a new mascot, with the $25 prize going to the author of the winning entry - Golden Flashes!!  Oliver Wolcott, one of Kent State's first football stars, perpetuated this name as sports editor of the local newspaper!!  Mascots and symbols have ranged from lightning bolt logos to a golden retriever named Mac the Flash to the current golden eagle mascot, Flash!!!  The Kent State Golden Flashes are by no means related to the Tulsa Golden Hurricanes!!  I have no indication of what the heck a Golden Flash is, and would get in some trouble if I wrote any further, so straight to Game Notes:  The Golden Flashes’ offense was devasted by the Hog Defense!!  *The Golden Flashes will be dancing Friday night at Tulsa’s own Lipstick Cabaret!!  Haha!  QB KJ Jefferson threw 18-23 completions, 289 yards and 4 TDs!!  He did this in the first half!!

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Oklahoma 55 SMU 37

Local OU KREF sports nerds in Norman, went berserk after the Sooners failed to cover the 23-point spread…….again!!  KREF callers wanted to know why our 5 star recruits turned into 3 stars and why Tyler M.'s voice gets very high when talking about 3-star athletes!!???  The Sooner callers are now saying, ‘Just wait till we get in the SEC’!!  Hahaha!  Panic has set in, in Sooner Land and they are 2-0!!!   OMG!!   The Sky is not falling Sooners!

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                  KREF Fans 


B in T College Football Picks:

                    Coach V

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Coach V will try anything, including bringing back the PULL BACK coach to Oklahoma football!!  As a defensive coordinator at Oklahoma and Clemson, Venables would often find himself a yard or two out onto the field while trying to get a call out to his players to get them aligned correctly!!  That resulted in Clemson employing their strength coach, Adam Smotherman, as a “get-back” coach!!  This cannot not continue!!  We now have weekly pullback coaches!! This week's Guest pullback coach is Brock Lesnar World famous wrestler!

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Week 3 Coach Venables Guest Pull Back Coach- Brock Lesnar!!


Arizona State 28 Oklahoma State 26     FOX Sports Prime Time in Stillwater with a 9:40 kickoff!!  A tuff road game in the middle of a noncon at the Sun Devils!!  Oklahoma State QB Bowman moves like my Grandmother Audoo when she misplaced her Folgers 32oz spit can of snuff!!  

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Slow and deliberate!!  Great arm but no foot movement, a poor man's Brandon Weeden!! 

RIP Audoo and the πŸ”¨ 


Nebraska 31 at Colorado 26

Colorado head coach Prime was given a standing ovation from the 60k Buffalo fans by simply walking out on the field!!  The Cornhusker fans traveling squad took over all the Boulder bars and camper space!!  

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Notre Dame 45 at NC State 21

Wake Forest transfer Sam Hartman will be starting for the Irish at QB!!  Sam is 29 years old and is working part-time as a gym model on The Young and the Restless while QB ing for Notre Dame and taking Biochemical Engineering at Notre Dame Grad School!

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Sam threw for 3 touchdowns, 321 yards, and 178 signed Young and The Restless butt-cheek shots!!


Troy 31 at Kansas State 28

******Upset Special*******

The Trojans of Troy upset the mighty KSU Wildcats of Manhattan, NY, I mean Kansas!! 

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In my opinion, the Troy dude’s shorts are too short!  Disgusting!!!


Iowa State 28 Iowa 17 

Both teams are high in the Vegas betting line for some strange incomprehensible reason!!  The former August of 2023 Clone QB Hunter Dekkers, last year’s starter, is among three current or former Cyclones players  facing criminal charges!!  He is not participating in preseason camp and will not be accompanying the team to the Betting Kings Forum at the MGM Grand!!  

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That leaves redshirt freshman Rocco Becht, true freshman J.J. Kohl and junior college transfer Tanner Hughes vying to be Dekkers’ replacement at quarterback!!  TMZ Sports is reporting Dekker is now playing for the Iowa Barnstormers of the Wheat Division of the Indoor Football Football League!!  


Texas A&M 42 at Miami THE U 24

Conner Weigman, who is projected to be the starting quarterback under center for Texas A&M in 2023, was placed in the “chance-to-shine” tier!!!. Given the true freshman’s rise down the stretch of the 2022 season, this ranking feels appropriate and should give Aggies fans plenty of anticipation for the fall season!!.

Weigman is the man with the white cowboy hat riding into College Station to save the day!!

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MUST WATCH!!!  


Oregon 37 at Texas Tech 21

The Oregon D, yes The Ducks have a defense, showing the Big  12 or 16 or 17 they can recruit edge rushers too!!


Southern Cal 48 Stanford 27

An American Heisman playboy Caleb Williams, who is doing 2 movies, a mani-pedi, and a photo shoot before his workout with the USC scout team!!  I swear, this info was in SevenTeen!!  

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B in T High School Picks:


BMcGinnis 38 at BKelley Tulsa 31 

The Bishop McGinnis Fighting Irish and the Bishop Kelley Comet transferred the game to Kilkenny's Irish Pub on 15th Streeth!!  The game was decided by a good old fashion arm wrestling match between the two schools' Athletic 

Directors!!  Need more muscle with the BK AD!!  Haha!

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Bixby 56 at Sand Springs 23

The Spartans head west to Sand Springs and meet the Westsiders with thousands of pole cats πŸˆ lose in Sand Springs, the former SS School principal Tommy G. was honored by the high school for 30 years of service and coaching bowling circuit well into his 80s!!  He also made my son a huge OSU Cowboy fan!!  Thanks, Tommy G. for giving my son a Vulcan Mind Meld for Oklahoma State football!!

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BTW 62 McClain 17

The Booker T football team was honored by the Booker T Mom's Auxiliary sewing team with a check for 1,000 dollars for winning the Sewing competition in Begs, Oklahoma!!  This competition was sponsored by the Sewing Football Moms of Oklahoma and by Northeastern Oklahoma Sewing Guild!!

SFMO stands for the Sewing Football Moms of Oklahoma and is a new organization for having moms and sons bond while sewing and playing football!!  Breathtaking and tearjerking, B in T will keep u posted for further sewing and high school football events!!

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Broken Arrow 47 at Owasso 41

In 1973 Rosey Grier came out with a book called Needlepoint for Men!!  One says: “His passion and enjoyment of crochet, needlepoint, and knitting became a trademark signature in the early days breaking traditional barriers between the sexes!!!”  A number of fathers of Broken Arrow footballers are disciples of the Rosie Greer books of needlepoints and sewing!!  Currently, 6 BA linemen sew in a home economics class at BA and have won several quilting contests all over the state!!  Thank you, Rosie Greer!

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True story!!!


Carl Albert 48 at Muskogee 38

More speed here than a ‘76 post-game party in the Nathan Hale district!!  Puff, puff pass!!  CA and Muskogee have an entire section for recruiters only!!  No shat!!  Muskogee lefty QB Ficklin just received an offer from the New York Giants!!  Google it!!   Go Figure!!  Current CA/future OU third-string QB Kevin Sperry, was 15 for 19 for 356 yds and 5 TDs!!


Cascia Hall 42 Berryhill 14

The Camandos was all over the field as the Blue Swarm Defense stopped the Chieftain Offense 4 times inside the 40-yard line on fourth down!!  The BLUE SWARM CASCIA DEFENSE IS FRICKIN’ BACK!!  Berryhill had 3 first downs in the 2nd half and The Hall had 18 in the second half!!   Cow Utter domination!!

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Choctaw 61 Westmore 16

The Choctaw Yellow Jackets have unis similar to the Detroit Lions and seem to be playing like the Lions in the Central, black and blue division of the old NFL!!  Choctaw players have more talent in their pinkies than the Westmore Jaguars have in their whole bodies!!  


Cushing 49 - Perkins Tryon 37

Perkins / Tryon is a city that combined with the Tryon subsidiary is well known for its Perkins Classic Mom and Pop style!!  Cafe 33 Steakhouse and Whiskey Bar is well known for breakfast food over the past 40 years!!  If you’re looking for the classic breakfast food the staff will warmly welcome you when you walk through the door!!

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Hilldale (Muskogee) 38 Hale 6

The Hilldale Hornets defeated the Nathan Hale Rangers by four touchdowns and the Hilldale Hornets celebrated by having a dance party at the Hilldale, Mushogee VA!!

6-5 299lb  C'mon TU!!

OL Javion Antai, Nathan Hale 2025, offered by N. Texas, OK State, and Tulsa!!

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Union 41 Jenks 38

Does Jordan Schelling play for Jenks or for Union???  Schelling runs over Jenks for 15 yards per carry and on 15 carries for 175 yards and 3 touchdowns!!  So it must be the Union Redhawks!!  Next year Jordan S. to Owasso!???  Haha!


Tonkawa 55 at Perry 13

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This super match came down to the last bake-off of the Blue Berry Rhubarb Pie from Perry vs Tonkawa with the winner by a slim flaky crust margin being the  Perry Maroons!!  (thanks to the Betty Crocker award-winning Geraldine Jasper crust from Perry, Oklahoma!)

Mom and Pop Diner of the Week!  PerryOK     Sooner Corner Restaurant- I35 - Exit 185

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The Best Grilled Cheese Sandwich with Deer Stew in America!!   Per Field in Stream Magazine March 1982 

 


B in T Pro Picks


Chiefs 37 Lions 24

The Chief's home opener was historic as every fan with paid admission to Arrowhead Stadium received a miniature Super Bowl Trophy!!  

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KC pounded the Lions despite 8 tackles from Oklahoma State ex-Malcolm Rodriguez!!  Numerous complaints from parents at the game for children being slightly maimed by the 56,455 mini trophies handed out!!


Giants 24 Cowboys 17

The Cowboy’s Dak Prescot only threw 4 passes and completed 2, 1 of which was to the other team, in preseason football!!  So he sucked for 4 quarters against the Giants, unprepared to the max!!  Thanks again, Jerry!!

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Ravens 30 Texans 21

Tough road opener for Texan's new QB CJ Stroud although he completed 22 of 28 passes for 2 touchdowns, he did fumble once and throw a pick-six.  Ouch!  The Texan defense brought a lot of heat from its new edge rusher tandem of Alabama rookie Will Anderson and 2 years oft-injured and now healthy Jonathan Greenard!!

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   Will Anderson Jr.

(notice the muscle on 

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Vikings 31 Bucs 21

The Vikings have a whole section of ‘I hate Baker’ folks!!  Which brings me to why does America hate the wittle QB fella?  

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Maybe it's the Lawrence, Kansas crotch grab, the run-in with Fayetteville S.W.A.T. (see above) or the flag stabbing at the center of the University of Ohio State field!!  God love this kid!!  Baker threw for 232 yards 2 picks, 1 touchdown and a small crotch grab!!



Cardinals 33 at Commanders 31

The game was tremendous with a former Golden Hurricane All-American and a former Sooner Heisman Trophy winner combining for the Cardinal road win!!  Ex-Sooner QB Kyler Murray completed 28 of 36 passes for 328 yards and 2 TDs for the Cardinals!!  The Arizona Cowboy from Hominy, Oklahoma, Zaven Collins had 2 sacks, 1 fumble recovery, 3 broken face masks, and 8 total tackles!!  In a celebratory move after the game Zaven took a picture of his mom on one shoulder and Kyler Murray on the other!!  


Bears 27 at Packers 24

The Bears shocked the world by winning on the road against their arch-rival Packers!  The Bear/Packer rivalry began in 1922 when Former TU Golden Hurricane Bob Curran played center for the Bears!!

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*Bob seen here third from the left, loved these hip-to-hip link-up pictures!!


Have a great sports week!


Bryan in Tulsa


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