King Cabbage Brass Concert at TU Commons Thursday Afternoon!!
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B in T/TMZ names being volleyed around to replace Michigan State's exiled coach:
Urban Meyer - FoxSports - according to FoxKids lead reporter - Pinky Scooptheif- has stated that Urban will interview today with the Startan brass!!
Lincoln Riley- HC USC - Coach Riley is mentioned for every job this side of Mars University! East Lansing city ordinances do not allow skinny jeans or Lululemon undies to be worn by state employees!! Google it!!!Please!!
Loren Montgomery- HC Bixby - possibly the predecessor for the ‘Bama Saban HC tree, but has said he will take the Michigan State HC job if the money is right!! True that bro!!
Barry Switzer - Currently relaxing in Mathis Brothers Crimson and Cream Electric Recliner, with scotch on the rocks and a Busch Light!! Barry will accept the Spartan position if he does not have to move from his Matthis Brother’s recliner!!
Chris Linder- HC Bixby 1st Grade Blue - waiting for Bixby HC position……Chris is really eyeing the Bixby girl's B-ball position but will take the helm of the Spartan downtrodden Football program if offered!
Bob Stoops - Rolling Rock Tequilla - Northeast guy and would fit in well in East Lansing!
Mark Stoops- Kentucky HC- the hottest Stoops in America!!
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THE BEST HIGH SCHOOL HELMETS!!
Yuma, Arizona have the "Yuma Criminals"!! That one threw me till I realized Yuma had a territorial prison in the 1800s and now has a state prison or maybe the way the football team plays like a Smooth Criminal!!
New Berlin, Illinois have "The Pretzels" OK,- Berlin- Germany- Pretzels...I get it!!
**Note the Pretzel art detail
that goes into each helmet!**
Poca, West Virginia have "The West Virginia Poca Dots"!! Their colors are Red and Grey and their cheerleaders wear Poca Dots!! Yes, their uniform is a bright fuchsia Pink with Half Dolor-sized white Dots and I hear they're good!! Their cheerleaders go to national competitions!!
*Now that brings us to TEXAS: With 110-degree heat almost 2 weeks ago, I didn't know it could get that cold in the Lone Star State but Frost, Texashas "The Polar Bears" fo sho!
and Winters, Texas has "The Blizzards"!! Maybe they're just trying to get free DQ treats!!
But the best is Mesquite, Texas where Mesquite High School is known as "The Skeeters!!
Bryan in Tulsa
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Bobblehead Sports:
Bixby 1st Grade Blue 18 -
Claremore Sequoyah Blue 1st Grade 0
Pictured below Coaching staff:
*Tall gentleman in the middle is head Coach Chris, calls O plays and threatens players with no team treats for bad plays!!
*Not tall gentleman on the left is the Getback coach (keeps HC Chris off the field) and also special teams coach
*Second Gentleman from left is the Defensive coach and play counter!!
*the dude with a green shirt is a portal transfer coach from Bixby Green?!?!
*Not Pictured- team GM, snack manager, parent volunteer organizer and postseason party organizer - Jessica, wife of HC Chris!!
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Halloween Barbie Nightmare on B in T Elm Street!! FIVE B in T Grand Daughters from ages 2 to 7 dressed as Barbie for HALLOWEEN π?!?!?!?!πWTF!!!
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B in T Rants:
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B in T Haunted Houses vs. TU, OU, OSU and Arkansas Football 2023 Records!
TULSA HURRICANE
*Haunting/Football rating-
5 Ghosts π»π»π»π»π»
Tulsa- 2 Wins 3 Losses - Hex House: Tulsa has a solid start to the Halloween season but things could get bloodier! The HexHouse is Tulsa's only extreme haunted attraction (not intended for children)!! HexHouse is an intense multi-element, walk-through haunted attraction themed around a dark chapter in Tulsa's haunted past!!
The real original Hex House where two young women were kept at 10 East 21st is currently the Akbar Temple parking lot!! True Story!!
OKLAHOMA SOONERS
*Haunting/football rating:
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Oklahoma 5 Wins 0 Losses McKarney Manor, Tennessee
The 2023 McKarney Manor in an in-disclosed area in Tennessee may be the most horror-filled haunted house ever created!! There is a 40-page disclosure regarding the haunted Manor in Tennessee and must be signed in real blood!!l The Sooners could be SCARRY GOOD!!
McKarney Manor
OKLAHOMA STATE COWBOYS
*Haunting/football rating:
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Oklahoma State 4 Wins 1 Loss
The Castle of Muskogee, has little cute spooky houses for the little kids, all the way up the blood and guts for 21 and older bloodsuckers will scare πthe beJesus out of ya!! Just like the Oklahoma State Cowboys offense!! B in T has visited the 45-minute drive to Muskogee for fireworks or haunted houses many times!!
Castle of Muskogee
ARKANSAS RAZORBACKS
Haunting/football rating:
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Arkansas - 3 Wins 2 Losses
Crescent Hotel, Eureka Springs, Arkansas
I have attended this hotel 3 times and have talked to many ghosts but none like the ghost of Gastron who haunts the third-floor room 322 and will make the bed shake if you do not tip the help!! The simple fact that I talk to the Crescent Hotel ghosts is not uncommon!! I talk with ghosts everywhere after Jami’s special brownies!!
B in T College Football Picks:
Friday Night College Football:
Oklahoma State 26 Kansas State 24
The offensive ingenuity of these teams brings back memories of OSU’s Jim Stanley and Kansas State’s Bill Snider!! Fullback counter left and fullback counter right, then third down down TE waggle play for 4 yards, punt!! A small upset as OSU QB Bowman passes for 289 yards and two TDs!! The K State offense was in trouble when their newly designated, small Deuce Vaughn-type running back - Shorty Magruder (5’1” 121 lbs) was injured when his own offensive lineman stepped on him!! True shat!
Super Kstate fan Colin with nephew, Shorty on left, prior to injury!
Illinois 31 Nebraska 23
Nebraska’s winged T offense has a number of coaches wondering about coach Ruhle at Nebraska!! His offenses can be unique!! The Illini are now considered a BIG 10 team finally, with huge linemen and 4 tight end alignments!! Impressive and dominating!! Nebraska is not there yet!! Give Coach Ruhle time!!
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Week 7 - Sooner Guest Getback Coach -
Texas Silver Spurs with Bevo
Which is a tuffer Getback Coach - Venables or Bevo???
Oklahoma 38 Texas 35
New Southeastern Conference Name for America's Best Rivalry:
-Wed Wiver Wivalry
-SEC Two New Babies Rivalry
-The House that God Built
Rivalry
-BEVO vs. The House on the Prairie Rivalry
-SEC Whipping Post Team's Rivalry
*None of these new names were chosen, so they went right back to Red River Rivalry!!!
After last year’s 49-to-nothing arse whippin‘ by Texas, I was forced by my Longhorn friends Sam and Derek to use Sooner toilet paper all year!! This year the hyped-up Longhorns will allow the Dillon Gabriel-led Sooners to dominate the second half!! Gabriel threw for 356 yards and 3 TDs and RB Gavin Sawchuck had 118 yards and 1 TD!!
2022 Quinn Ewers
2022 Quinn’s Uncle Tiger
2023 New Quinn Ewers on the right!
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Arkansas 41 Ole Miss 31
Ole Miss coach Lane Kiffin was delayed at last week's Ole Miss coaches show when his makeup artist and Lane had a small skirmish just prior to the show!! Sick!! We must stay away from the new soap opera ‘Days of Our Lane’ and concentrate on football: per hog Head coach Pittman!!! The Razorback D again sucked it up with 2 goal-line stands in the 4th quarter!!
Tulsa 36 at FAU 28
Chapman Live Concert Series Schedule
Sept. 28 King Cabbage-Oklahoma’s only New Orleans brass band!!
Oct. 19 The Eli Young Band- super country western band!!
Nov. 4 Swae Lee- super tunes with Post Malone!!
Nov. 18 Trett Charles- local country western stud
A number of TU boosters went to the trendy deluxe bar and disco called Tap 42 where John Travolta once showed off his dance moves almost 50 years ago!! This is Boca Rutan, Florida's Best Bar and Grill!! A number of us in the Tulsa B in T party bus, partied to the wee hours of the evening!! And around 9:30 we all decided to close down the celebration to the Shoneys in Boca Raton where we had coffee and all u can eat blueberry pancakes!! Lots of great memories as the TU offensive line wore down the Florida Atlantic team and finished with a huge road win!
Tulsa RB Jordan Ford ran over the Owls for 145 yards and 2 TDs!!
Alabama 28 at Texas A&M 24
The Tide rolled over the Aggies thanks to a bad call by the back judge even after the review camera missed the call too!! A number of A&M alums from the Woodlands had a secret meeting regarding the fate of Jimbo in a secret mansion with gargoyles!!
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Above is the Woodlands, Texas haunted mansion where
people with Joker masks meet to determine when Jimbo is canned!! ππππ
USC 52 Arizona State 32
Southern Cals defense was at it's best against AZ State, holding the Wildcats to 499 yards total offense!! This was the first time since So Cal defensive coordinator Grinch snuck over to the DARK SIDE (aka not OU) he had held the opponent to under 500 yards total offense!
Notre Dame 38 at Louisville 24
Any team associated with a Redbird or a Cardinal in the year 2023 should not be wagered favorably!
TCU 31 at Iowa State 30
The Clones may not be the best gamblers but their NIL deals
are the greatest ever:
The Iowa Pork Producers Association have signed Iowa State football players Myles Purchase, Tyler Moore, Tommy Hamann and Caleb Bacon!!
Purchase Moore Hamann & Bacon!
I seem to always pick the Clones in the close games so I am reversing my mojo of 10 wrong picks in a row! Go Horny Toads!! Sorry Clone Nation!!
B in T High School Picks:
Pumpkin Man was spotted at Los Cabos Riverfront!!
A Halloween band called ‘My So-Called Band’ was playing at the outdoor venue at Los Cabos!! Songs like ‘Monster Mash’, the theme from ‘Halloween’, and ‘She’s a Super Freak’ was bellowing out as the Pumpkin Man arrived in a canoe from the Arkansas River!!
Green-seeded brownies were distributed along with half-price Margis making the Cabos the place to be this Halloween weekend!!
Bishop Kelley 31 at Edison 22
The Comets soared past the Eagles!!
Top B in T Football Moms Contest:
Edison Moms .9871
BK Moms .9869
The moms of these two teams are top-notch, superathletes and hot!! But the final determination of the top high school moms from midtown Tulsa -was a Moms Scholastic Bowl!! Which was won by the Eagle Moms after a three-week cram session regarding football!!
Mom and Pop Diner - Ricardos Mexican Cantina, 5629 E. 41st Tulsa, OK and smack dab in the middle of the high school locations of Edison and Bishop Kelley!! This locally owned diner in mid-town Tulsa has been around since my grown up kids were toddlers!! No shat!! There is a special room in the back part of Ricardos the size of 2 phone booths! Enclosed with no windows, wall art from the 70s, and a door that hits the long table every time our waitress brings more chips and salsa!! Usually B in T has, 4 adults, 3 youths, and 4 high chairs pack THE BACK ROOM AT RICARDOS!! My family and one other family (yes we now have grandkids that have visited THE BACK ROOM AT RICARDO’S) would be extremely loud and obnoxious while throwing chips and salsa against the walls!! The good thing about the back room at Ricardo's was no one could hear the pandemonium in THE BACK ROOM AT RICARDO’S!! Great food and service, in fact, we may go there this weekend!!
Bixby 62 Enid 20
The Spartans sent the Plainsmen back to Sparta!!
Alva 35 at Blackwell 13
The Goldbugs of Alva out-marooned the Maroons of Blackwell!!
BTW 41 at Talequah 31
The Hornets stung the Tigers of Tahlequah!!
Broken Arrow 48 at Westmore 24
The Tigers maimed the Jaguars!!
Kiefer 42 at Okmulgee 20
The o-line is anchored
by 6’1 245 lb junior tackle Kendall Lang, grandson of Center friend of B in T!! A Nice NIL deal secured by Kendall and his grandmother/agent, Sheri, with locally owned Sunrise Cafe breakfast spot!! The details are somewhat vague, but it is believed to be 25 pancakes for every pancake block the young man makes through the 2025 season!! Plus an extra 15 pancakes for his agent grandma, Sheri!!
Carl Albert 52 Southeast 18
The Titans smacked the Spartans again!!
Cascia Hall 34 at Jay 21
The Cascia Comandos buried the Bulldogs!!
Deer Creek 31 Choctaw 27
The Antlers eeked past the Bluejackets!!
Collinsville 49 Hale 6
Cardinals swallowed the Rangers!!
Jenks 21 at Norman North 20
The Trojans barely beat the Timberwolves!!
Owasso 38 at Edmond North 27
The Rams conquer the Huskies!!
Tonkawa 103 Oklahoma Union High School 3
The Buccaneers beat the snot out of the Cougars!
Union 48 Norman 19
The Redhawks swoop down and capture the Tiger cub?!?!
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B in T Pro Picks
Chiefs 27 at Vikings 21
KC TE Kelce or Wayne Newton is with superstar Taylor Swift?
Have a great sports week!
Bryan in Tulsa
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****Special B in T Report****
My TMZ colleagues have stated that Usher, after accepting the Halftime Superbowl gig 5 days ago, has withdrawn his name from the Superbowl halftime extravaganza!! After threats from over a billion Taylor Swift fans (aka Swifties)to sprinkle Taylor makeup over all female youth in America, Usher has relinquished!! Taylor has agreed to sing new songs that sound just like the old sucky songs for the overflow zombie Swiftie fans and to keep dating her lughead KC Chief boy toy Travis Kelce!!
Retail sales for NFL Merch will skyrocket!!
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Top Area School’s Rankings:
1.Oklahoma Sooners
2.Spartans of Bixby
3.Arkansas Razorbacks
4.Tulsa Golden Hurricane
5.Titans of Carl Albert
6.OSU Cowboys
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Bobblehead Sports:
Grandson Gus just received his new 𦬠Colorado Buffalo Prime Time Deon fur coat!!
The coat, as you can tell, has its own Deon swag with it!
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The Bixby Blue 1st grade team bus is a weekend loaner for the kids from Coach Linder’s FLORIDA GATORS! Only four adults are allowed on the bus!
All the rest of the seating is for 16 first-grade players are Legos, Hot Wheels and reruns of NFL Slime Time with Nate Russell!!
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Bixby 1st Grade Blue 12 - Union 1st Grade 8
Saturday 4 PM in the afternoon game at Union Tuttle!
The Bixby team stopped at Chewys Mexican Cantina for a pre-game luncheon/buffet!! Bixby Blue’s star running back (Caleb) overdid the chips, salsa, and double beans with a burrito late!! Fortunately, he relieved himself before the INFC-mandated weigh-in!!
B in T Rants:
Interesting side note from my TMZ rep in Boulder, Mark:
A home in his affluent neighborhood, 5 blocks from the Colorado Buffalos stadium was for sale in 2019!! Mark’s former model wife and a friend were jogging and met Mel Tucker, who was looking at a house listed next to theirs!! Tucker was a new assistant coach for the Buffs! Coach Tucker insisted on a nice greeting hug and the rest is history for the recently suspended without-pay Michigan State coach!! Innocent until proven guilty.
Michigan State suspended football coach Mel Tucker without pay on Sunday, less than 24 hours after allegations became public in a USA Today report that he sexually harassed activist and rape survivor Brenda Tracy during a phone call last year!!
*SERIOUSLY - Sexual harassment is a vile issue that has happened since my days in corporate America, and unfortunately never ends! I do this blog for humor 98.2% of the time but the problems of using corporate power to get in the pants of another (a man sexually harassed by a woman, it happens) must be controlled at the management level whether it be a financial institution or a major college football team!!
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B in T College Football Picks:
Thursday Night ESPN
Tulsa 37 Temple 27
Tulsa is THE college football school for Thursday nights!! Three home games this year will be on Thursdays and two road games on Thursdays and one on Friday!! Good exposure for Tulsa.………if they win!! This game was an AAC special where the loser has no chance in HEππ to move to a power conference!! Tulsa wideout Malachai Jones caught 8 passes for 135 yards and 2 touchdowns! The Tulsa defense continues to improve allowing only 256 yards in total yardage!! Basically, a boring game until Gue T, Tulsa’s new mascot’s head caught on fire!! Evidently, firecrackers were tossed into the giant funnel scorching his his skull, blue hair, and eyebrows!! Approximately $743.45 worth of damage was to the new mascot and Gus T’s head should be ready in 2 weeks!! True shat!
Oklahoma 42 Iowa State 20
After some changes with the equipment managers, the new managers brought small yellow football pants for the whole team!! OMG!! After a trip to Dick’s and Academy Sports, the only football pants found were in grey! Yuck! This totally threw the entire team out of kilter, and the entire Clone team showed it in Norman!! Final Stats: OU-432 total yardage, ISU-201, OU-26 first downs, ISU- 9, OU - post-game meal from the Mont in Norman, ISU - 20 pack of McDonald’s chicken nuggets!!
Best Hambugers in Oklahoma!!
The Mont Cocaine Burger is supposedly the most
addicting hamburger π in Norman, Oklahoma!
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Week 6 - Sooner Guest Getback Coach -
THE NUN 2
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B in T Alternative Predictions:
Arkansas 38 Texas A&M 36
Alternative ending number 1:
Arkansas kicks a 48-yard field goal as time runs out!! The Razorback fans storm the field and carry the goalposts to the Fossil Cove Brewing Company!!
Texas A&M 36 Arkansas 35
Alternative ending number 2:
The Razorback fans storm the field after their kicker misses a 27-yard field goal and escort him to Lake Fayetteville tied to the goal post!!
Note* I have dear friends and relatives from both schools so I am doing a movie alternate ending to cover my arse!!
Michigan 41 at Nebraska 31
Nebraska coach Matt Ruhle (not related to Houston Astro manager Vern Ruhle) is bringing back to a rock-solid Black shirt, Bob Devany, and Tom Osborne days!! Michigan Coach Khaki just returned from a 3-game suspension for buying a cheeseburger for a recruit, laced with Shrooms!!
USC 48 at Colorado 21
Not to be rude but the only 2 folks I know or like on the Colorado Buffalo team is Coach Prime and Safety from Broken Arrow, Oklahoma, via Arkansas, Myles ‘Prime Time Jr.’ Cluster!! Myles did have a pick of Heisman 2022 winner and 2023 leading candidate Caleb Williams!! Go Myles go bro!!!
Texas 38 Kansas 19
The Longhorns made the Jayhawks look like a Hawk, ran over by a Peterbilt Truck, smashed by a 747 Jumbo Double Decker Airplane, and finally by BEVO the Texas Longhorn! The score was not reflective of the outcome laid on Kansas!!
TCU 42 West Virginia 28
The TCU Frogs of Horny Toad land covered the Las Vegas spread of 11, so probably no Big 12 championship with OU and Texas looming but a nice win over the Mountaineers!! The teams were tied at halftime but TCU gigged West Virginia by 14 gigabytes in the second half!! What a game!!
Illinois 35 at Purdue 27
The uniqueness of the Illini vs. The Boilermakers got me interested in researching some mascot nicknames and their history!! The Mascott, Chief Illiniwek from October 30, 1926, to February 21, 2007, was portrayed by a student to represent the Illiniwek state's namesake, although the regalia worn was from the Sioux!? The University of Illinois retired Chief Illiniwek in 2007, with his last official performance on February 21, 2007!! Chief Illiniwek was not good for the Sioux and for the University!!
What the ef is a Boilermaker?
One fact that may have contributed to public acceptance of the Boilermaker a hands-on education, then you are a often working directly with the tools on a train!! From 1891 to 1897, they kept a fully operational steam locomotive, The Schenectady, on hand for research. Real boilermakers and blacksmiths would have felt right at home in this university lab!!!
Present day: The real Boilermaker:
Notre Dame 47 at Duke 28
The Duke Wallace Wade football stadium can hold 40,000 with temporary bleachers from the local high school!! The Cameron Indoor Arena is a historic arena where the legendary Duke basketball team played! The attendance of 10,000 has been sold out for the Blue Devils basketball for 40 years and for 40 years in the future!! Football is still waiting for a sell-out!! Notre Dame's QB looks similar to Burt Reynolds with long hair!! But threw a football much better than Burt did at Florida State!! Ha!! Irish QB Sam Hartman was 22 for 27 for 335 yards and 4 touchdowns against the Dukies!
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B in T High School Picks:
Pumpkin Man’s 2023 second sighting was at Woodland Hills food court!! Lunch on this particular Saturday at the Woodland Food Court had free brownies!! On a giant table in the middle of the food court there were thousands of brownies with a sign and a card from The Pumpkin π Man!! Don't eat brownies and drive!! After mass twittering kids from all over Oklahoma flocked to Woodland Hills!! Sales doubled at Tulsa’s largest indoor mall!! The Tulsa economy soared and families throughout Oklahoma prospered!! Thank you, Pumpkin Man, oh.….the BROWNIES WERE EUPHORIC!!
Collinsville 35 at Bishop Kelley 31
Both of these 5A schools are powerful and should be placed in the elite final 8 of 5A!! Collinsville’s 305-pound Tackle Colton Christian and his O Lineman buddies wore out the Comets in the second half!!
Bixby 55 at Southmoore 18
Next week the 17th-nationally ranked Spartans have agreed to take photoshoots with the OKC Thunder Cheerleaders for (NIL) Name, Image, and Likeness purposes for certain Bixby sponsors!! These NIL sponsorships were for certain high-level Bixby donors who are will use their player likenesses with a Thunder Cheerleader to promote love π and tranquility!!
The Southmore Sabercats team was not prepared for the speed and quickness of Bixby!
But who is? Bixby held Southmore to 6 first downs, 34 yards of total offense and 9 sacks!!
Oklahoma Christian (Edmond) 51 Blackwell 6
After Blackwell covered the 40-point spread, the ladies at the Blackwell First Christian Church felt justified with the Sunday Service when they asked forgiveness for all of the gamblers in Kay County!!
*B in T and Mrs. B in T were married here 38 years ago!!
BTW 30 at Stillwater 21
Numerous scouts were at the game to see as many as 17 players on the Booker T roster, out of 60!! The Pioneers had one player and several D1 cheerleaders being scouted!!
Carl Albert 56 at Shawnee 6
The game was moved to this date so that Shawnee would not have CA as their homecoming game!! In fact, Carl Albert was last asked to be a Homecoming opponent in 1967 against the Grove Ridgerunners!! Google it!! WHY? A local high school coach once said ‘Why in the efff are we playing the Jenks Trojans for Homecoming, can't we schedule the Dallas Cowboys??’ Ha!
Ridgerunner
Super Moms Contest
Shawnee .922
Carl Albert .892
The Shawnee Boosterettes beat the CA moms in the final competition of the week!! Making the state's largest pumpkin pie is nothing for the 5-time state champion Shawnee moms! Easy win for the Boosterettes!!
Mom and Pop Diner Shawnee-
Sunnyside Up Diner
426 N Broadway Ave, Shawnee, OK 74801
The famous Friday Night football quote " I love football. I love everything about it. I love Friday nights when you're lookin' for a win and Saturday mornin' when you've found one “
was originated here in The Sunny Side Diner in Shawnee!
No SHAT!!
Cascia Hall 35 Central 27
Centrall Football expects to win against Cascia in the current world of Oklahoma High School football! In recent years Central just wanted to escape the game uninjured physically and mentally!! Cascia is strong and wins with QB two touchdown passes in the fourth quarter by
The latter TD coming with 13 seconds left!!
Choctaw 60 Capital Hill 12
The Capitol Hill Redwolves would be a great opponent for my Hale Rangers!! Choctaw’s freshmen and 8th graders suited up for the 2nd half!! Choctaw 7th grader parents were upset that their little kiddos were not suiting up!!
Yes they are…….
Keifer 45 Sperry 38
QB Jaxson Worley, Senior super stud, has almost 700 yards with 11 TDs and 4 picks!! At 6’3” and 200lbs Division II scouts are drooling!! Down the Road Motors signed a NIL (Name/Image/Likeness) deal with the Jaxson and wide receiver Will Adams with both having the use of a used 2018 Chevy Silverado every other day!! If approved by the dealership the boys may double-date with Kiefer girls only until the NIL deal is finished at the end of the Kiefer basketball season!!
Edison 46 Hale 6
The Rangers scored at will against Eagles back in the '60s, '70s, and '80s!! Back in the day!! Nowadays we are just happy to score!! Edison is still considered to be somewhat of a puppy yuppie school due to its location close to midtown Tulsa!! The score should be exact!!
Jenks 48 Westmoore 13
QB Shaker Reisig of Jenks, oh wait he transferred to Union!!
The Jenks QB who is not listed on the 120-player Union varsity may have transferred from Bone Fudge Egypt for all I know!! HE threw 4 TDs and one pick, completing 18-24 passes and 245 yards! HE won the game for Jenks single-handled!!
Whomever he is?
Owasso 45 Mustang 34
The Rams offense is led by QBs Knox Dyson and Tyler Caviness (sounds like Hollywood's leading men)! The Ram D was led by tackling machine LB Lyric Wheeler with 12 tackles and a new NIL deal with Owasso’s Jim Glover's auto group!! For every car bought on a Friday night game, Lyric Wheeler will get a free car wash for his new (leased to Lyrick for one day a week) Dodge Ram!! Yeah, what a NIL deal!!
Tonkawa 41 Pawnee 21
The Black Bears of Pawnee were shocked by the overflow crowd at Buccaneer Field!! Evidently, the crowd was given free fruit and veggies from the Kelley and Charlie world-renowned garden if they promised to dig two new additional gardens for a giant Pumpkin π patch!! Kelley promises to make 500 new pumpkin pies before Thanksgiving and the whole town of Tonkawa is stoked!!
B in T Pro Picks
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Cowboys 31 Patriots 6
The Patriots offense is still under New England Coach Buildadic’s regime soooo 6 points for the Patriots may be a smidge too much!!
Chiefs 31 at Jets 21
The Jets, without Rodgers at QB, are a warm fuzzy with the B in T pick!! But if Aaron DOES QB, Jets by Fitty Five!!
Bears 20 Broncos 13
The Bears and Broncos are fighting for number one draft pick, USC’s QB Caleb Williams! The Bear ownership and fans are not smart enough to know what play dead means, Caleb to the Broncos!!
Texans 24 Steelers 21
Rookie QB CJ looks better than Steeler draftee QB Pickett with small hands from last year !!
TMZ Actual Photograph
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Have a great sports week!
Bryan in Tulsa
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