Fourth of July- please play music for your pets during the fireworks!! It should be very soothing, like Cat Stevens!! Below are six of B in T top dog songs to play during the fireworks!
Play these six songs on auto-repeat during the 4th of July and your 🐕 dogs will sleep like puppies!
1.Whose That Doggie in the Window - The Archies- that is believable, right?
2.Who Let the Dogs Out - Bahaha Men - has been played in approximately 14 billion sports scenarios over the last 25 years!!
3.Theme from ‘Lassie’- Pink Floyd - must be on acid trip for full effect, not recommended for pet listening!
4.Hound Dog - Elvis Presley
Probably would be number one but hound dogs don't cry all the time according to my veterinarian!!
5.Gypsy, Joe, and me - Dolly Pardon - which is the dog, Joe or Gypsy? The story goes: Gypsy, Joe’s dog, was hit by a car and killed! Joe then caught Pneumonia and died, and Dolly is the girlfriend! All of Dolly’s songs require a grief psychiatrist!!
6. I Love This Dog - Cat Stevens - actually Henry and Kodak both howl at Cat’s music!
ESPY Awards for best Team:
🥎👀🥎👀🥎👀🥎👀🥎👀🥎👀
•OU Softball
• Kansas City Chiefs
• Denver Nuggets
• Vegas Golden Knights
• Vegas Aces
• Georgia Bulldogs
• LSU women’s hoops
Sooner girls were the most dominant team in any sport!!
Bryan in Tulsa
FAKEDOUTSPORTS.BLOGSPOT.COM
BOBBLEHEAD FAMILY SPORTS
Hot Wheels during Electricity Outage in Tulsa!!
Air Conditioned Hot Wheels for 7 days last week!! God loves our kids and grand kids!!
B in T Rants:
B in T Prediction: A/I will interrupt the 2024 Presidential Election!! Artificial Intelligence will raise its ugly face as a cyborg Trump attempts to take over the Governments of America, Russia, North Korea, and Jamaica! The Cyborg Trump with Lazor bean eyes stinks out numerous Democratic leaders before being stopped by Glade Potpourri-scented missiles released by Sleepy Biden!! True Story!! More to come!
This commercial was paid for by anyone but Biden or Trump for President!
I love ❤️ Omaha!!
LSU 48k jello shots are 10 times the previous Rocco’s Bar College World Series record!! Also 10 times more shots of the Florida Gators, their finals opponent!! ORU held their own in 5th place, 3000 ahead of TCU!! Texas Christian, in last, donated all 778 shots to Dallas Christian Church for Communion!! True story, Zod!!
TU - TV Games announced!!
And Vvveeeerrryy Interesting!
8/31 vs. -University of Arkansas Pine Bluff ESPN+, 7 pm- debut of Coach Wilson at TU, don't miss it!!
9/9 at Washington, Pac 12 Network 4 pm. Oh God, homer announcers from PAC and will turn the TV down, listen to Ron Howard and Rick Couri!!
9/16 vs. Oklahoma, ESPN or ESPN2, 2:30 pm at Tulsa but the Sooner crowd will outnumber us and be more voicestrus!!
9/28 vs. Temple, ESPN, 6:30 pm. Grand lake party with old frat farts after the game!!
10/19 vs. Rice, ESPN or ESPN2, 6 pm- Ok, just watch and hit the sack!!
College Football Programs with the Most Wins All Time:
**I can't believe Tulsa and App. State are this frickin high❗
Of course TU has had a team since the 1920s!
#1 Navy 733
#2 Army 720
#3 Miami OH 713
#4 Cincinnati 658
***5 Appalachian State 654-you can get very high at this altitude location according to App State Campus Police!
***at 3,333 feet (1,016 m)****
#6 Central Michigan 643
#6 Tulsa 643
#8 Louisiana Tech 638
#9 Fresno State 636
#10 Marshall 623
Five-Star Defensive End EDGE Colin Simmons and Livvy Dunne at the On3 NIL Elite Series👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀
‘Bama and Nick Saban know how to recruit!!
After some toilet accidents while watching Gus and Ana - I am proud to announce a new pristine toilet at the kids and Papi's assigned bathroom!!
Thank you, Andre, my new favorite son-in-law!! Haha, JK!
MLB
Pick the right team with the correct cartoon, and get a large bag of brownies!
1.Cardinals - swing and a miss the entire team for the entire season!
2 Blackwell Flycatchers
Two young men on this team are engaged to the daughters of two Blackwell families!!
3 Cubs
Surprisingly, still average but at least ahead of the Cards!
1 | Brewers | 35-34 | .507 | - | W1 |
2 | Reds | 35-35 | .500 | 0.5 | W6 |
3 | Pirates | 34-34 | .500 | 0.5 | L4 |
4 | Cubs | 32-37 | .464 | 3.0 | W4 |
5 | Cardinals | 27-43 | .386 | 8.5 |
There is no way that the Rangers can be this hi....
in the AL Central!
4 Rangers
5 Royals
The Royals are rumored to be moving to Blackwell, Oklahoma for the 2025 season!!
6 Astros-playing like aliens that drank too much bong stuff!
7 Brewers
The Brewers are sneaking up to the NL Central pack of rats!!!
Have a great sports week!
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