Summer, Short Version of B in T!!
If the Cocaine Bear was in the White House Westwing we wouldn't have folks hiding their cocaine stash there!!!
Just Sayin’😃🐻😃🐻😃🐻
Bobbleheads Family Sports:
Blackwell's annual family fireworks and food fest party at the Morrill farm is always incredible!!
Mrs. B and Ts nephew Jason and wife Amy are unbelievable hosts and have made the farm beautiful!! Jason’s company Line Precision have been swamped with work due to the wind damage in Tulsa!! I offered him 20 bucks and a Chimis Mexican Restaurant coupon to do our house electricity but he was not in our area!! Dang!! Jason and Amy still managed to cook 200 hamburgers, 200 hot dogs, 100 Eckridge Brats a 50 lb slab of bologna, 50 slabs of baby back ribs, a 50-gallon vat of Bush barbecue beans with jalapeno bacon, and 250 devil eggs 🐣!! Jason’s daughter (B in Ts 3rd cousin) was home from college and told the family about the new bars in Stillwater but gave no pertinent data about the 2023 OSU Cowboy football team!! Figures!!
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Great time in Blackwell!! Thanks you!
Bryan in Tulsa:
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B in T Rants:
Coaches and Leaders on 2023-2024 Hot seat-
1a.Pat Fitzgerald Northwestern fired yesterday!! - This happened while I slept! After 15 year Coach was caught using hazing tactics such as no dinner if vegetables are not eaten and two swats if up after curfew of 9:30!
1b.Neil Brown West Virginia- was ready to be ousted after the OU game in 2022 but the team forgot to lose!! Now OU’s Venables has made a few top ten coaches on hot seat!!
2.Dana Holgerson, Houston- Dana’s constant berating when plays go wrong or players do wrong is getting old and will be getting older when the Cougars move to the Big 12!
3. Butch Jones, Arkansas State- he has 1 more year after a 5-14 record the previous 2 years!! Loses to Tulsa again and the AD will be handing out pink slips!
4.Vladimir Putin, Russia- After an attempted Coup d'état by an ex-Russian military leader and a meeting between Putin and this said ex-military leader and 4 bottles of Vodka everyone went back home with their tails tucked!! Putin has been in hiding at the Trump Park Avenue Hotel luxury suite for 2 weeks!! Putin’s contract is expected to be bought out by the Russian Mob!! Google it please!
5.Eli Drinkwitz, Missouri- he has not had a winning year since arriving in Colombia, and if you say his last name three times real loud at a Mizzou tavern you might be accosted!
6.Jimbo Fisher, Texas A&M Even my staunch Aggie supporter family has given up on him!! A number of hobnob families have pooled together 450 bucks to pay part of his buyout!! No shat!! Looks like Jimbo will be around one more year!! Nick is basically embarrassed by Jimbo!
7.Joe ‘sleepy’ Biden, USA- numerous folks in his fan base have become disenchanted with his inability to finish sentences clearly!! He has problems remembering his Vice President's name, by the way, what is her name? He will finish his term/contract and retire to ex-President horsey studville!
8.Brent Venables, Oklahoma- another 6-7 season against the new Little Big 12 will put his tail in a ringer, and AD Castiglione will be working up a HC shortlist in 2024!
9.Governor Stitt, Oklahoma- Tulsa’s 100 MPH winds and 100 Million dollars in damage blew through midtown Tulsa and Utica Square! This happened while Governor Stitt was out of the state, the Lieutenant Governor was gone on vacation, the Deputy Lieutenant Governor B. Fyfe was on vacation!! The Tulsa Fire Marshall WAS in town and signed the request for Emergency Relief and sent it to Washington, D.C. via fax! But this was not a favorable look for the Governor's Presidential poll for 2028!
10.Mike Gundy- Oklahoma State- With another 125 million dollar bill yo donation by T. Boone and a Gundy agreement to bring back his mullet the heat has been reduced!!
Did Oklahoma ignore recruiting small-town Washington, Oklahoma 4 star tight end and a Sooner legacy??
What was once considered a sure thing for Oklahoma apparently has slipped through the Sooners’ fingers!!!
Cooper Alexander, a 2024 tight end from nearby Washington, OK, whose dad was a two-time all-conference performer for the Sooners has committed to Iowa State!! Why?
I am really fired up for some Dallas Cowboys football!! I miss the days back in the 60s and 70s when my boys would dominate my electric football league AND the world of real football!! Dandy Don Meredith and Roger Staubach would rule the real world of football and the plastic Tudor world of electric football!
*Note competitive advantage: if you repaint your plastic players the layers of paint make them much bigger than the other stuff players!!
Factory-painted Cowboys VS
Four-time painted by 10-year-old B in T!! Steelers!! Now we know why the Steelers won so many Super Bowls!!
This is a true story!!
Wow what a change, welcome to SEC fun?!?!?!?
Oklahoma’s top 2 home games in 2023
• Iowa State
• TCU
Oklahoma’s top 2 home games in 2024
• Alabama
• Tennessee
MLB
Cardinals
Ted Simmons played catcher for the Birds from 1968 to 1980! A switch hitter with 248 HRs and 1389 RBIs plus an 8-time National League All-star!! Upon retirement in the mid-80s, Ted was a stunt double for a young Keauna Reeves!
Ha!?
The current Cards have no stunt doubles in the future!
Have a great sports week!
Bryan in Tulsa
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