Bobbleheads Family
The Boys Weekend in St.Louis was great!! The Cardinals lost but the Busch Lite was marvelous! The boys wondered what they were getting into after toting this old B in T fart around!! After the Friday rainout game the boys and Papi hung out drinking at a boujee bar one block away from our VRB called Sasha’s! Sasha’s a quaint, Utica Square-ish tavern offered 3$ Busch Lites to anyone dressed normally!! We fit in well!! The younger and unattached dudes tried to pick up a couple if attractive young ladies whom to my trained eyes liked each other much better than my son and his friend!! After 24 Busch Lites, we stumbled back to the VRB and went to sleep!! Saturday morning my son-in-law Clark fixed a wonderful breakfast! Upon learning about breakfast cooked by Clark, the Kitchen bitch, his wife Jordan, stated that he never cooks breakfast for me!! On like Donkey Kong!! We drove back to Tulsa immediately! Ha! JK! Later The young farts saw the St. Louis Arch, had a great lunch at the Blues City Deli, and finished with a Budweiser Brewery tour!! Lastly, we had a great dinner with Tulsa fraternity brother Rod and his lovely family!! The boys (Rod's son and mine) discussed PlayStation blah blah blah vs Xbox blah blah blah, Rod and I discussed old times, ailments, and surgeries while his lovely wife Donna, watched and laughed!! Later that night the B in T gang hung out at the VRB and watched the movie ‘Arrival’, a great flick!! Back to Tulsa in 5 hours and 40 minutes on Sunday! Thanks to Clark, Bryson, Lance, and Payton for a great weekend!!
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Bryan in Tulsa
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30 days till College Football!!
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B in T Rants!
Thursday, August 31st, TU mini field is open for kids to pretend to be Tulsa legends Steve Largent, Jeb Blount, Zaven Collins or Tre Watts scoring touchdowns with the real Skelly end zone just a few feet away!!
Lots of blood and guts have been spilled by kids before this air-conditioned rubber maid turf was put in by new President Brad Carson!! This year if Tulsa wins 8 games coach Wilson stated that this mini-kid zone stadium will be converted to a Domed stadium mini-field!! First ever in Oklahoma!! Can't wait!!
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The very very much anticipated B in T top 10 College Taverns:
1. The Silver Dollar - University of Georgia- Thousands of Georgia students have passed out on the wrap-around porch at this historic college bar!
2. Sky Bar Cafe - Auburn-
Only College Bar in the SEC and AAC that has Thong Karaoke Contests!!
3.O’Connells Irish Pub and Grill - Oklahoma U. Norman-the late night Friday night Fraternity and Sorority jello shot contest (copied off the Omaha World Series famous Rocco’s Bar) are second to none!! The Greeks of Norman leads the nation in stomachs pumped in 2022!
4.West End Bar - Arkansas Razorbacks, Fayetteville- The famous bar where Baker Mayfield was caught by Arkansas Campus Police Barney Fifes caught him after giving them the finger in 2018!!
5.Cain and Abel’s Bar and Grill, Texas University Austin, Texas The drink that keeps the college students clamoring to this bar is Texas Tea!! Rumor has it the the drink was named after Jed Clampet!! The drink has every white-colored alcohol including nitroglycerin and is a guaranteed hangover!!
6.Dixie Chicken - College Station, Texas A&M
At this bar all new to A&M students must put their High School Graduation ring at the bottom of a full pitcher of Busch Lite and chug till the ring clangs your teeth!! True story!! Google it!! This simply shows that you have started college life and said bye-bye to high school!!
7.The Sink- Boulder, Colorado
Colorado Buffaloes- The hamburgers and 2 and 3-dollar Coors Lite beer nights make this place a college hot spot!! Food Network’s Diner, Drive/ins and Dives featured their hamburgers 🍔 so they must be good!
8.Mickey’s Irish Pub -Ames, Iowa Iowa State Cyclones
The hotspot on Welch Ave. where Long Island Ice Teas are sold for $2.50 in solo cups! Notice that most of the college pubs are selling cheap drinks to get the girls and the college dudes will follow!! After the 7th LIT you are required to take a Clone Uber truck home!!
9. Rick's American Cafe — Ann Arbor, Michigan, Michigan Wolverines
Rick's is among Michigan students’ favorite places to party!! Tuesday night is college night, with $1 well drinks all night and no cover when you show your student ID!!
10.Lipstick Cabaret, Tulsa Oklahoma -Tulsa University-
Some of the older grads of TU hang out in this recent new hot spot on 31st and Yale!! TU students will hang out frequently but Lipsticks only has two 60-inch Vizio Flatscreen TVs on each side of the stage!! The stage, for some reason, had 3 sparkly polls on it and a jukebox that played ‘Love to watch you strip’!! This could be very annoying if you are trying to watch the Tulsa game with some old frat bros!! Both the young yuppie TU students and the old fart TU grads love the legs and eggs at Lipsticks for late-night west coast Tulsa football!! I am certainly understanding why they call it eggs but not sure what legs had to do with breakfast!! Great breakfast sausages according to Southern Living May 2022!
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Be selective regarding wedding date!! I have a 24-year-old handsome son, Bryson, and these are the dates he will not get married when he finds Ms. Right:
*Football season
*Football preseason
*Football draft
*Football fantasy draft
*Thunder basketball playoffs
*NCAA basketball tournament games with area teams
*Any Houston Texan game, including pre-season and scrimmages!
These rules are very strict with the B in T men folk!!
For example, if Bryson finds a young lady this summer and she wants to be married on October 7th, 2023 (I think they call that a shotgun wedding) - this will not happen according to the creed of the B in T men!! Even if Taylor Swift and her billions of dollars fall in love with my son we would still uphold the B in T creed!! BTW (by the way) the October 7th schedule has Oklahoma State vs Kansas State at Stillwater (actually Oct. 6th, no matter), Texas A&M vs Alabama in College Station, and Oklahoma vs Texas in the Wed Wiver Wivalry!
Dear Taylor Swift (John):
You and your billions may not marry my son, Taylor!! We always stick to the B in T creed!!
Football rules and girls drool!!
B in T
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Have a great sports week!
Bryan in Tulsa
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