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Is Trump Really Getting his Ass Impeached and Who has the Democratic Balls 🏀to Run Against Trumper??
Using a sports and Halloween twist here is a political thought or two!! This commentary is paid for by Pumpkin Man for President 2020
Although very sick, It seems like you must be a womanizer and be accused of belittling women to be in the Presidential office!! The exception would be Obama who did nothing to women and in the presidential office! So there are no good candidates for Prez! Democrats Snow Biden and the 7 dwarfs lose polling points every time they debate!! God Help us!! Trump will be in Federal Prison or hiding in a Russian mansion by 2020 so that leaves only one candidate!! PUMPKIN MAN!!
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Why Pumpkin Man for Prez 2020?
He is very evasive from the police and the media!! Perfect fit!
Not sure of his sexuality! The Transgender vote will be for Pumpkin Man!! A perfect fit!
Pumpkin Man has friends in very scary places!! No need for Secret Service dudes, when you are best friends with Jason, Michael Meyers, Herman Munster, Leatherface, Jeepers Creepers dude, Casper, It, and the original Count Dracula!! Pumpkin Man has all these dudes and many other creepers on speed dial!!
This bit was paid for by PMFP 2020!!
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Pumpkin Man spotted in another Oklahoman's pro topless march on Riverside Drive!!
Numerous joggers on Riverside Drive, some topless, some not topless, and some toothless stated they saw Pumpkin Man fishing off the riverbank at 21st Street!! The Tulsa PD could not find any 🐾Pumpkin Man footprints but did find a gentleman winky tinking in the river!!
Pumpkin Man again hides in the dark shadows of Tulsa!!
FOS Bubblehead Sports!
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Halloween Bobbleheads Do’s and Don’ts When Trick or Treating!!
- Don't say ’trick or treat, smell my feet’ and stick your bare feet in the candy bowl!
- Don't accidentally put your hand down a hot mom’s frontal area when reaching for candy!! This can get you grounded, arrested or a smile!!👀🎃👀🎃👀🎃
- Never take Papas, Mimis, or any old farts trick or treating!! They slow you down, break wind and eat your MFing candy!!
- Never go for an early dinner to Casa Burritolata before trick or treating!!
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- If you wear black make sure you have a preppy runner safe reflector on so the auto can see you just before they hit you! Seriously don't wear black and don't wear your mom or dads, stupid runner reflector!! They suck trust B in T!!
Be careful, have fun and Trick or Treaters: BEWARE OF THE PUMPKIN MAN!!
2nd Grade Jenks Maroon 24 at Glenpool White 0
Beautiful day in Glenpool, the little Warriors are new from the GFFL (Glenpool Flag Football League). There was a slight issue when the Glenpool team kept grabbing at the Warrior pants and initiating some skirmishes with an angry Jenks quarterback!! All ended with the team's sharing orange slices!!
3rd Grade Pryor 19 at Claremore 6
The Pryor toddlers were very excited to travel to visit Claremore in the team Suburbans!! After the game, the team was taken to DQ for shakes and on to visit the Blue Whale!! The Pryor dads wanted a team picture so the Tigers climbed on top of the Blue Whale!! Some of the young men jumped off the whale into the water, which was a no-no!! Blue Whale security (I want that job) then escorted the team to the Claremore county line!! Moms were furious and handled the punishment!!
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