FOS College Football
Oklahoma 55 West Virginia 20
Oklahoma Heisman Hurts Hurls 3 touchdown passes, Hurdles for 3 touchdown passes, and High tales it out of the post-game press conference with two short answers!! West Virginia transfer from Oklahoma, Austin Kendall was seen begging OU coach Lincoln to consider him for a reverse 6th year transfership back to OU in 2020!! B in T actually made this up and there is no such word as transfers! Dilly Dilly and don't drink around a Mountaineer and a loaded musket!! No shat brother!!
Auburn 42 at Arkansas 27
Auburn Coach Calzone became so upset with one of his players during a second-half timeout that had his face turned tomato red and and passing out!! A cardiac team from Alabama with 2 doctors and 3 nurses follows him to each road football game in case he has another spaz attack!! Coach Morris is getting some nasty looks from the Hog/Tyson/Wallmart rich alum delegation!! Arkansas Coach Morris has canceled his weekly luncheons with Hog Happytimers 65 and older due to threats of cane beatings at the local Luby’s Cafeteria!!
Cincinnati 39 Tulsa 31
The Golden Hurricane football team continues it's trip to a bowl and six wins!! A win at Cincinnati came up short and the Hurricane Club followers to the big city of the Bengals and the Reds headed out for the bar scene!! After a noon kick-off and a 5:30 dinner at Long John Silvers the Tulsa Golden Hurricane party bus took the somber group to the Yard House bar for their Brew selection of 2,200 beers!! By the time the Happytimers made their decision of beer, it was 8:45 pm and time to head back to nighty night!! Still looking for win 6!!
Oklahoma State 38 Baylor 28
The Gundy Mullet is getting a little rugged looking!! What does Mrs. Gundy think of this David Bowie or Billie Ray Cyrus look!?
Gundy’s Mullet for the team is probably not going well at the family dinner table in Stillwater!! Watch out for a shaved balded headed coach Gundy very soon!! Quarterback Spencer Sanders is the real deal and the 25-year old transfer Brown from Hawaii is having fun as the scout team QB and getting his 3rd degree in Agricultural Management!! Running back Chuba Hubbard is close to a thousand yards rushing after 6 games!! OSU all everything Wideout Tylan Wallace should be on the Cowboy track team!!
Texas A&M 35 at Ole Miss 21
Aggie QB Monds threw for 2 touchdowns and ran 31 yards for another!! A&M cheerleaders were doing a power triple lutz cheer while the Rebel cheerleaders were doing the exact same routine!! This caused both squads to come face to face at midfield for a cheer off at which time the head linesman referee interrupted and told the squads they had 10 seconds to get off the field!!
Kansas State 42 TCU 20
Wildcat coach Klieman put the Horny toads away with their tough defense and ball control offense!!
Iowa State 32 at Texas Tech 31
The Clones get a big road victory against the Red Raiders in Lubbock!! The Cyclone fans were shocked when the daughter of famed Morganna, the kissing bandit of the 70s and 80s, jumped out of the Texas Tech stadium and planted one on Coach Matt Campbell’s cheek!! The young lady known simply as Morgan, was tackled by 10 campus police armed with cameras!!
LSU 52 Mississippi State 22
The Tiger’s offense is as potent as it's defense and is headed for the CFB championship series l!! The LSU QB, Joe Burrow, has passed for more touchdown passes in 6 games than LSU QBs have in the past 4 years!! True fact, Google it!
Penn State 27 Michigan 14
Michigan Coach Kahki is said to be first in line for 6 different NFL positions once fired by the Wolverine big shots!! This would be 5 more NFL positions than skinny jeans Kliff Kingsbury had with the Phoenix Cardinals!!
Washington 41 Oregon 35
Washington Huskies home crowd stymied the Oregon team by having a giant sign that said NIKE SUCKS in the student section!! Students were immediately reprimanded be the school athletic director when it was discovered that all the athletes for Washington wore Nike shoes except the rowing teams!!
Washington State 45 Colorado 32
The Buffaloes were simply chewed up and spit out by the Cougars!!
Memphis 52 Tulane 28
The Memphis Tigers routed the Green Wave while their fans dreamed of New Year's Day Bowl games with chestnuts roasting by the fireplace!!
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