Faked Out Sports / B in T
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A La Washington State Coach Mike Leach, FOS / B in T Needs to Know Which Mascot In The American Athletic Conference Would Be The Toughest, Meanest, and Dang Nab Scariest Mother Chicken!?!?!?
- Cougars - (Houston)- Don't mess with a real big cougar or a female cougar! Rated 8.5
- Tigers - (Memphis) - like the Cougars watch out for large wild cats!! Rated 8.5
- MidShipmen - (Navy) - Midshipmen are lower-ranking Naval enlisted soldiers and were so named in the 1700s!! Rated 6
- Pirates - (East Carolina) - pirates control large ships with large cannons!! Rated 9
- Bulls - (South Florida) - bull can be very mean but they are not man-eaters! Rated 7.5
- Mustang - (SMU) - a mustang is a wild horse which can hurt with a horseshoe print on the forehead or ass!! Rated 5.5
- Knight - (Central Florida) - If you are of Knighthood in the medieval days of lore you were a frickin badass!! Decapitating a whole army by yourself shat!! Rated 9
- Golden Hurricane - (Tulsa) - a golden hurricane is a reference to a twister in the dust bowl days of Oklahoma in the 1920s, so a wind storm in Oklahoma is not a Category 4 or 5 hurricane in the Gulf!! Rated 6.5
- Huskies - (UCONN) lovable dog, who cares they are leaving to go to Conference USA. Rated 2.0
- Bearcats - (Cincinnati) a bearcat can be tough but I have not met one! Chubacobre? Rated 5
- Owls - (Temple) - Owls are scary to little kids around Halloween so very weak. Rated 3
- Green Wave - (Tulane) - Huge tidal wave and very dangerous! Rated 9.5
- Tulane
- East Carolina
- Tie: Houston and Memphis
Where will FOS Pumpkin Man be this week to pass out edibles candy from his plastic pumpkin!! 🎃🎃 Pumpkin Man Mania is Throughout Northwest Oklahoma!!🎃🎃
🎃Pumpkin Man T-shirts are seen all over Tulsa, worn by toddlers to old farts!
🎃Over 832 sightings of Pumpkin 🎃Man in Green Country so far this October!!
🎃Cannabis Shops all over Northwest Oklahoma are seeing record requests for the Pumpkin Man shaped chocolates!!
🎃Numerous sighting of Pumpkin Man sitting in hunting deer stands all through Payne County in Oklahoma!!
🎃You may find Pumpkin Man at a Freezer section at Reasor's with an apron on and a grey wig handing out edibles!!
🎃Pumpkin Man was seen at Utica Square driving a 1984 Toyota security truck throwing out mini Hershey squirts!!
🎃A number of high school kids swore Pumpkin Man was at Woodward Park and offered them Fatty shaped cigarettes!! No trace of Pumpkin Man or Fatties were discovered by the TPD!! Hmmmmm curious!!
FOS Notes ’Bout Nuthin!’
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