Friday, September 28, 2018

NFL Preview, Porta-Potty Shortage, & Mom Smackdown: Cheer Off Challenge

INFC Youth Football

Broken Arrow Gold 2nd grade 12 Pryor Blue 12 
Game ended after 3 overtimes with both teams needing emergency potty breaks!!

Bixby Platinum Card 6th Grade 18 Muskogee 6
The Bixby moms and Muskogee moms had an inadvertent cheer-off as both team cheerleaders put on a great show at halftime!! After the 6th-grade cheerleaders finished, the moms put together a routine that had the fans dumbfounded!!

Arose From the Dead!

  A few days ago the Green Bay Packers QB, Aaron Rodgers, arose from the dead a la Wyatt Earp in the movie ’Tombstone’ and rallied his team to a one-point victory over the Bears!! Rodgers was taken off the field in an ambulance with his leg bent at a 45-degree angle and bone showing!! Numerous Packer cheerleaders (some currently dating Aaron and Danica) choked their groceries on Lambeau field!! Twenty minutes later, after a compound fracture emergency surgery, Mr. Rodgers also known as Moses, was back leading the Pack to victory!! It happened Google it! You will see!!

NFL

Cowboys 31 Lions 21

Browns 24 Raiders 20

Steelers 31 Ravens 13

Disgruntled Bell Wants the Moon
Steeler Runnng Back Leviathen Bell is holding out again!! He is now requesting the deed to the Moon signed over to him!! If not, he will sit out the entire season!!

Chiefs 34 Broncos 21
Kansas City is Running Out Of Backup Quarterbacks
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Cannon arm Mahomes breaks two fingers on backup QB Davis Webb, and he is put on waivers after the game!! NFL can be very cynical!! Webb was the third backup QB waived because of broken or dislocated fingers this year!!

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Have a great football weekend!!

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