Monday, September 10, 2018

Cyclone Cheerleaders Chased the Sooners Out of Ames

College Football picks!!

Oklahoma 37. Iowa State 27
Oklahoma was upset by the Cyclones in Norman last year!!  Revenge is sweet for Sooner Nation, as their quiet and unassuming QB Murray, plants the OU flag in the middle of the Clone field!  The Iowa State team was in their locker room but their equipment managers and some cheerleaders chased the Sooner out of Ames!!
Tulsa 38  Arkansas State 24
Tulsa has been licking its wounds all week since Texas loss.  A decent crowd of 17,000 was astonished when TU brought back a bigger and much louder cannon!!!
The cannon is shot off after each TU score and has not been used in 8 years due to fans complaining of earaches!!  The TU cannon is being used again against the protest of many elderly Hurricane Club members!!  The initial cannon fodder shot caused numerous nacho cheese spills for the elder Hurricane fans!!  Dry cleaning bills were in the hundreds of thousands and Yale Cleaners had its best month ever!!  True story!!
Oklahoma State 38  Boise State 31

Boise State players were shocked when Pistol Pete Cowboy and the Boise State Bronco, mascots, met at midfield and reenacted the hit song by Big and Rich. , ”Save a Horse, Ride a Cowboy”!!

Bocchia Tournaments

Boccia tourney is tomorrow...

 and as the 29th seed out of 30 I feel strong!!  I am steroid free and I have passed all other possible drug tests!!  Myself and another super Boccia player from the Center have been removed from team competition and will only play singles!! We have a nervous problem that turns into a flatulence problem during the team competition!!  We will just cheer our teams on from the way, far away sidelines!!!




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