Wednesday, September 19, 2018

Alexander-the-Great Plundering Jenks


  The Broken Arrow Tigers are bigger than many Sun Belt Conference teams!  Coach David Alexander, of TU and Eagle fame, once snagged, cooked and ate a wild boar at the Lambda Chi house on TU!!    - 

High school football Points & Picks: - 

Broken Arrow 42 Jenks 31 - 

Bixby 34 Sapulpa 24 - 

Sapulpa Chieftains have one of their better teams in years!!  Bixby pulls away at the end with smash mouth running game!! - 

Wagoner 41 at Catoosa 33 - 

Wagoner Coach Condin has won more high school games in Oklahoma than Broken Arrow has students!!!  At one time the stadium, press box, field, and goal post were going to be named after him but he would rather wait until he had passed!! -

Mom O Meter  - 

Catoosa moms 9.82 Wagoner mom's 9.78!!  Catoosa mom's are world renowned for there wood splitting and homemade blueberry pie!!  So a blueberry pie cook-off was conducted Thursday night on the Chieftain field!!  In 2 hours Catoosa moms cooked 878 pies and Wagoner moms 862!!  Bama pie awarded Catoosa moms the champions and gave both teams 200 pies!!  Congrats to both team ladies for being Gold Medal flour moms!! - 

Mom and Pop Diner Catoosa - 

Flo’s Burgers Diner. 19892 E Admiral Pl
291 reviews 290 rated A+ or above!
Hamburgers are so succulent that Catoosa football players can eat a burger in 3 bites!! - 


Owasso 35 at Union 31 - 

Cushing 34 at Madill 18 - 

The Madill Wildcats were tamed by the Cushing Tigers!!  Yes, a Tiger can tame a Wildcat!!  I you don’t believe me, Google it!!!!  My nephews on the Cushing team were suspended for half of this game for an indecent at the Cushing Pizza Hut Thursday after practice!  Their mom, B in T's sister in law, explained that they took advantage of the Cushing football team all you can eat deal!!  Evidently, the 2 honor roll students stuffed 40 pieces of pizza down their football pants to take home!!!  They were caught and suspended half of the Madill game!!  I love these kids! - 

Cascia 36 Verdigris 24 - 

One side of the stadium will be in sweater vests and the other side in hunting camouflage gear!!  Cascia’s speed brought home the victory!!  Party at Woodward Park, BYOB!!!  Fill in the B!! - 

Kingfisher 36 Blackwell 12 - 

Noodling capital of North America defeats the FWFA (Future Wheat Farmers of America) capital of the Midwest!!  My great nephew quit the Blackwell football team to concentrate on academics and to continue his Wrangler jeans modeling gig!!  Uncle B in T will discuss this career move on his next visit to Blackwell!! -

INFC Youth Football: - 

Pryor Blue 2nd Grade 12 Glenpool White 0 - 

Bixby Platinum 6th Grade 21 at Owasso White 6th grade 12 - 

B in T

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