NFL Oakland Raiders Martavis Bryant has been placed on the drug suspension list for one year!!
Sacrificing a 4 million dollar 2018 paycheck again. If I were told I would have to give up fiber bars and holiday peanut M&Ms to keep a 4 million dollar salary, I would give the munchies to the grandkids and collect 4 million bones!!
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| Noodling is the manliest way to show a catfish who's the boss. |
B in T getting a lot of requests for Noodling coverage!!
B in T went to Kingfisher, Oklahoma last year!! I wore my size 13 Converse hi-top shoes and a giant Catfish (known as ’Jaws’) bit my shoe and my little toe!! I swear! I had one stitch put on my little toe and had to wear my house slippers to work out at the Center!! Very humiliating!! Unless we get a huge sponsor, no more Noodling for B in T!! I am looking into some cow patty tossing or cow tipping! Really!
Why did Kansas University fire, Mangino? It was unproven that he actually tried to eat a small walk-on receiver!! He had just signed a huge contract with one of Oprah’s 5 diet plans!! Then boom he was gone, fired!! Since that awful day in Lawrence, the football team has lost sixty right road games in a row!!! At Kansas University the football staff has gone through 6 coaches and soon to be 7, 2 athletic directors and seventy cases of Tums!!! The new athletic director, Jeff Long, has some serious coaching contacts, such as Bret Bielema and Les Miles!!! A current Professors at KU (not Dr. Wehmeyer) wrote a letter to the Editor requesting that the football team cease operations and save the University millions of dollars!! My approach would be to give the money to basketball stud Coach Self for more hair product!!
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| Yes, we did bring that up, again. |
It has been vacant for 2 fuurrricking years!! Can we not bring back the Etcetra House, or Mary Ruby Shop, Irene Herbert, Furrs, Piccadilly, Brown Duncans or even Renbergs!!! Helmerichs, we don't need some fancy east coast shops with skinny jeans or a three-story cross fit combo Pilates workout facility!!We need Tulsa stuff thar!! When I take my family to Light Ons on Thanksgiving night, I’d best see a Pancake House or a Homeland under construction!!
High School picks!!
OC Millwood 37. Cascia Hall 20
OC Millwood has 5 D1 prospects and has more speed than any Class 3A team!!
Bixby 42 Putnam City 0
Bixby linebackers are bigger than some Putnam City lineman! Plus no one on the Putnam City team can rope a steer in under 9 seconds!!
Bishop Kelley 33 Memorial 12
Kelley’s all-star Offensive Line had their Thursday team dinner at a poor soul BK mom’s home!! The team of sixty went through a cow, 2 pigs and forty chickens!! Next was the main course!!
Berryhill 31 Cushing 22
Cushing QB Wil Moyer throws for over three hundred yards in a losing effort!!
Mom O Meter. Cushing 9.77 Berryhill 9.70 The competition this week was not, mud wrestling, pie sales or hog calling!! This week’s competition is farm animal grooming!!! With Cushing known as the Future Farmers of America Capital of the Midwest, numerous cattle and pigs were cleaned bright and shiny!! The Cushing groom team was given the win for using glow in the dark bows for each piggy!!!
B in T mom and pop restaurant is the Steer Inn Family Restaurant at 1340 E Main St!!!! If you eat their 72 ounce super beefeater steak and 5 calf fries, your whole table eats for free!! Commercial brand plungers recommended!!
Wagoner 42 Fort Gibson 18
Fort Gibson team was late to the Thursday team meeting!! They were excused because some were at a Junior Fishing tournament at Fort Gibson Lake!!
Let’s get our priorities straight coach!!
INFC games!!
Pryor Blue 2nd grade 18 Claremore 8
The Claremore team brought their giant inflatable Zebra head for the kids to run on to the field!! The Claremore dads enthusiastically used a John Deere 3 ton smoke blower which caused a thirty minute delay to clear the smoke!!
Bixby Platinum Aqua 6th grade 25 Grove Mud Hens 6th grade 12
Bixby Platinum moms decided to build arm tunnels for their young men to frolic through after the win over the Mud Hens from Grove!! The Bixby players were embarrassed and refused to partake in the tunnel but an eager group of Mud Hens ran through!! Players from both teams received a sample size cinnamon toothpaste from Dr. Stephens DDS!!! 
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