Jeepers Creepers vs Coach Saban

Faked Out Sports Pop Quiz! Halloween season is here so Faked Out Sports would like to ask the question who is scarier Alabama's Coach Grumpy Nick Saban after a big game loss or the ugly creature on on Jeepers Creepers 1, 2, and 3???       Votes are 598 Grumpy

                                                                         579 Creeper dude 

We Need Gary Gibbs Butt in Norman!

Why is Gary Gibbs at Oklahoma State as a Defensive Analyst and ignored by OU when inquiring about similar position?!?!

Sure would be nice to have his butt with the Sooners!  He is not doing didly for the OSU defense!!

Faked Out Sports College Picks!

Tulsa 38 Tulane 35

Tulane marched over TU last year like the ‘Cane were a middle school team!  Coach
Montgomery says this is not a revenge game!!  Coach B in T says wrong, ‘by the book breath.’  Tulsa will have smoke coming out the ears spelling revenge!!!  A group of Senior Hurricane Club members have joined a Witch and Warlock group and have concocted a spell over the Tulane Green Wave that can give the visitors the runs during the game!!  Before the game, the spell was executed by several of the Senior Golden Hurricane Club members, but the spell was diverted by some members and ended springing out on the member pre-game party at the Wild Fork at Utica Square!!  Numerous Senior Hurricane members had to change their blue and gold pants before game time!!!  Never mess with spells around Halloween!!

Oklahoma 47 Kansas State 27

Kansas State is playing hard to avoid their worst record in twenty years!!  Oklahoma is trying to secure a New Year’s Day Bowl and mainly just dreaming about a final four birth!  Coach Snyder was calling plays from a wheel chair while yelling at his son to get him some Metamucil!!  Coach Lincoln Continental was pondering how to get a new defensive coordinator without hurting his friend Ruffin McNeil?!?!  Thoughts of influenza, arsenic, hiding his blood pressure medicine, and finally a trip hunting, have all crossed Coach Riley’s mind!

OSU  38   Texas  31

T Boone will raise Mike Gundy’s salary 500k a year if the football club runs the table winning its remaining game!!  One loss and no raise and he will not allow his stud left-handed QB son, Gunner to play at OSU!!  Numerous Texas fans were seen crying after the game because of the possibility that they will NOT be in the final four!!  Five hundred Grieve Counselors were sent to Austin!!

Arkansas 31 Vanderbilt 23

Arkansas has found a couple of teams they can play with and defeat on the football field in Tulsa and Vanderbilt!!

This would not be the result in an academic bowl though!!

Mississippi State 30 Texas A&M 24

Bulldogs hold off 4th quarter drive by the Aggies at the 1-yard line as gig-em fans are gigged by the Bulldogs!!  

Iowa St 38 Texas Tech 34

Cyclones have found a QB and their defense holds Tech to under thirty-five points!!  Coach KingsDreamy is starting to get his resume updated and searching for more modeling gigs with Saks!!

Stanford 42  Washington State 38

Coach Leach did not have a lot of humor to recite after a hard-fought loss!!  He did quote some Hee Haw sayings and songs regarding his defense!!  Like ”Where or where are you tonight”?

Penn State 18 Iowa 17

Great slobber knocker of a game with both teams equally boring with no offense to be seen!!  

Wisconsin 27 Northwestern 18

The Badgers are powered by their massive O-line which averages 350 lbs a head on the cattle scale!!  The Badger O-line including back-ups, redshirts and greyshirts, were having an eating function, and restaurants in the Madison area started to mysteriously closed down!!!   A large family farm outside of Madison offered to feed the Badgers O-line with freshly slaughtered meat ready and waiting for the hungry young men!!

B, in T