Monday, October 15, 2018

Best Band Song Ever and New Private School Hang out!!

Faked Out Sports pop quiz!!
Back in the day of 1972 until now this song is played at every football halftime show in America!!!  Name that tune!!
  1. Freak Out- by Le Chic
  2. Like a Bitch- Godsmack
  3. 25 or 6 to 4- Chicago
  4. KeKe- Drake
  5. Right Stuff- New Kids on the Block
  6. Helter Skelter-  Beatles
If you picked the Chicago song, 25 or 6 to 4 you have watched a lot of football and have won a lifetime supply of jack squat!!!

Faked Out Sports makes big time!!
I have tried to get my sports writing stuff in Sports Illustrated and Sports Illustrated Kids!!!  Buuuut I have just sent the New Sports Illustrated Baby and Toddler edition my latest stuff and we made the short list or buss!!!


Gathering Place is New Smokehole

Believe it or not, Pumpkin Man was spotted at the Gathering Place last Saturday smoking some oddly rolled up cigarettes with some local private school kids!!  This seems to be the new hang out for these young puffers!!  Ten new Mall Scooters have been requested to stop the infestation of private school kiddos and Pumpkin Man!!  Mayor Barnam is on it!!


Prep Picks

Booker T Washington 34 Muskogee 28
These 2 teams are ranked 2 and 4 in 6AII and they both attract college scouts like cow patties attract flies!!

Owasso 35 Mustang 17
The Rams took care of Mustang!  Head Coach Bill Blankenship and D Coordinator Antonio Graham keep the Rams two steps ahead of their opponents!!

Bixby 44 Sand Springs 21
Top-ranked Spartan’s soph QB Mason Williams zipped 4 touchdown passes before Sand Springs could score!!  Mason is smallish but has a rocket arm!!  He reminds me of a slight Doc Holiday with a huge shotgun in the Movie ’Tombstone!!




Jenks 55 Norman 13
Jenks is looking like the only team that can compete with the University of Broken Arrow Tigers!!  The Norman team fought mightily but was outclassed by the Trojans!!

Tonkawa 35 Barnsdall 24
The Buccaneers are headed to another showdown with Morrison in the A playoffs!  The Tonkawa players have been on a strict pre-postseason regiment, no parties, bedtime 9:00 pm except game day, no red meat, no girlfriends, no hanging out at Sonic past 7:00 pm, no alcohol or soda pop and finally no ESPN!!!  Small town football coaches mean business!!


Cushing 27 Harrah 13
Cushing and my two nephews had a great week!!  Lukus my Jr. Right Guard, pancakes 2 dudes and was excited to learn that FFA scouts were there!!  Caleb held for two extra points and did not get his jersey dirty at all!!  Playoffs are looking good!!
B, in T

1 comment:

Bryan in Tulsa said...

Does this dude smoke crack?