Addidas college basketball scandals are starting to pop up like zits on my youngest son!! Billy Preston ex-recruit of Kansas is playing basketball in Siberia after his mom received 90k and a jacked up Escalade with pink rims!!! The Louisville basketball program needs an exorcism from a high priest to rid the entire program from the Pitino demon!!! The FBI training school at Quantico, Virginia has added a new building to teach FBI junior agents how to deal with shoe companies, agents, parents with new homes and other college basketball tricks to out-think the FBI!!
Kansas on Hot Seat!
Kansas University blue blood basketball fans are pretty constipated regarding FBI Investigators that keep bringing up Coach Billy Self’s name with money, Adidas and recruit DeSilva!!! Other terms in the FBI report, were: give the money to the Addidas dude then have him give it to the tall dude; why is your face so red Bill?; Also heard: If we take the FBI gentlemen out to an expensive steakhouse and hand each investigator a key to a 2019 Infinity Q50 will this crap all go away?; and finally, KU trustees have agreed to turn the KU football team over to the FBI for immunity for the KU basketball team!!
Faked Out Sports Prep Picks
Union 47 Edmond North 13
Union QB Peyton Thompson picks the Edmond North defense apart for three hundred and twenty-five yards! Taylor offers him a LOI afterwards!!
McAlester 36 Bishop Kelley 33
Upset special as the McAlester Buffalos upset BK with a field goal in over time!!
Tonkawa 45 Hominy 36
The Bucks try to ruin the Buccaneers Senior night!! Superstud all-purpose back Simeon scored 4 touchdowns and played the flute at halftime!! He is being recruited by Southeastern State, Northeastern State, NEO and Panhandle State as a football player and flutist!! Very talented young man!!
Cascia Hall 36 Inola 34
The Longhorns gave the Commandos all they wanted and more!! Senior Night at Cascia was beautiful and all the parents were so proud of their little angel football players, equipment managers, cheerleaders and Bulldog the mascot, was the Valedictorian!!!
Tuttle 42 Cushing 31
Tuttle Tigers are a dominant team in the district and kept Cushing Tigers at bay for the whole game! B and T did a lot of long distance consoling with his two nephews after the hard-fought loss!! I told them the truth, Tuttle cheated and had our playbook, and I told the Cushing moms that their bake sale was not that good!! Very devastating!!
Bixby 38 Muskogee 28
Muskogee Roughers are rough but the Bixby Spartans are tough!! Bixby O Line once closed down a Western Sizzler slaughterhouse in Liberty Mounds causing a beef shortage in Northeast Oklahoma!! The NASDAQ price of beef crashed the next day!!
Owasso 52 Putman City North 13
Rams are playing solid football and are the super sleeper pick of Faked Out Sports!!
Broken Arrow 58 Enid 21
The Tigers are looking at an undefeated season!! Faked Out Sports is projecting them 4th in the West Division of Conference USA!!
Wagoner 42 Cleveland 17
Wagoner broke their seventy seven-game winning streaks and churches the next Sunday were packed with people praying for another winning streak to begin again!! The church coffers were aplenty!!
Jenks 47 Westmoore 6
Jenks Trojans are looking past Westmoore and excited about their team pizza party where they are trying to beat the Guinness World Record for most cheese pizzas eaten in two hours!! Mazios sponsored this feat and prepared 715 medium pizzas to break the record held by the Armenian arm wrestlers in 2010!!
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