Wednesday, October 3, 2018

baker underwear


Baker Underwear Sales Rise! 
Baker Mayfield has replaced Lebron James as the sports icon of the great city of Cleveland!!  Baker’s PSD underwear sales are off the chart!!  Cleveland’s brown colored underwear are back ordered through Christmas!!  I sure hope I have a package under the Christmas tree of 2XL PSD Baker underwear!!  Jami?  Kids?

Prep Picks!!

Cascia Hall 41  Vinita 12
The Canmandos dominated Vinita with true grit and tremendous defense!!  Coach Medina has been coaching at this private school for close to fifty years but he looks like he is thirty!!  Clean living and a thousand victories Coach!!

Cushing 41 at McCloud 6
McCloud Redskins are dominated by the Cushing footballers!!  My nephews had their pads off and we're signing autographs in the third quarter!!  The pads went back on quickly when mom came to the bench and told them to get the pads on, or no PlayStation for 2 weeks!!

Mom O Meter 1-10 scale 1 =bad 10 =amazing.  McCloud Moms 9.87  Cushing Moms 9.72   The deciding factor in this weeks competition was the moonshine competition!!  The McCloud moms have a secret recipe for apricot moonshine that will make your nose hairs stand up!!

Mom and Pop Diner McCloud, Ok
Curtis Watson’s Catfish Diner.  
121610 A McCloud St
Folks have driven all the way from Banger, Maine to try the Catfish Supreme Dinner with 12 hush puppies, fries, and chocolate pie!!  The hush puppies are gluten free!!

Owasso 41  at Norman North 18
Owasso takes some of their recent problems out on Norman North!!  Coach Bill Blankenship told his players that if they do not beat Norman North, he will no longer teach the team Bible Study!!  The players knew he meant business and defeated Norman North!!

Broken Arrow 62 Westmoore 13
BA continues to battle for the 6A1 Gold Ball!!  

Tonkawa 55  Woodland 6
Tonkawa stud running back Simeon Sheppard usually scores 4 touchdowns per game but was told by his girlfriend (B in T’s niece) to share the touchdowns with his teammates!  Super smooth Simeon Sheppard kept his girl happy and only scored 2 touchdowns!!  Tonkawa is second in class A football but first in making sure they obey the wishes of their girlfriends!!


B, in T

2 comments:

Unknown said...

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Unknown said...

Underwear and commando that is...