RIP - Willie Mays- The Say Hey kid…………..in today's sports world he would still be considered a SUPER FREAK!
Bryan in Tulsa!
Gusty and Don Woods- the best ever!! Gather around the Zenith TV/Panasonic Radio Combo and get the Tonadic conditions from Don!! Today's Thursday Forecast Tulsa: 🔥 🔥🔥🔥HOT🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
NEW terminology :
I learned a new term called PDS-Potential Damaging Storm
*The Bob Mills Weather Center approved weather insignia for PDS:
☔️🌊🌨🌪🌊☔️🌪🌊☔️ Von Castor had his hand in this too!!
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Our kids have threatened to move Papi B in T and Mimi B in T, back and forth between OKC and Tulsa for our senior years of living!! U say why OKC when your beloved Tulsa University football is a few miles south to my home!! OKC has Homeland Grocers Triple-A Baseball, NBA Basketball, Thunder Cheerleaders, the future tallest building in the World, Sooner Football, and noodling! Tulsa has TU, ORU, AA Baseball Drillers, The Gathering Place, Bixby Football and Woodland Hills Mall with a new Scheels with a giant water ride next to the food court’s Orange Julius!! Mimi B in T wants to be where the most grandkids live per square mile and I do too!! HAPPY WIFE means HAPPY LIFE!!! So Tulsa for the near future and no super sports city like OKC and Jordan’s family …………..yet!!
Note: The fiber gummy bear jar for these youngsters!!
B in T Rants:
B in T Called This!!
Georgia QB Jaden Rashada is suing Florida head coach Billy Napier and top Gators booster Hugh Hathcock for fraud, among other allegations, over a failed $13.85 million NIL deal!!
No paper trail, no text messages, and nothing as far as agreements???!! Again attorneys will make the money that could be used for the betterment of a student athlete!
Florida coach Billy Napier is getting numerous Alligator heads in the bed threats from rabid Gator fans!!
The most delusional fanbase in every conference:
ACC: Syracuse- No matter which of the 10 conferences they have been in, they are crazy dillusional!
AAC: Tulsa- ALL TULSA FANS ARE DELUSIONAL! It keeps us going back!! Rice is a close second!
Big Ten: Washington - great confidence and they feel like they win every game with the beautiful fall colors! They are high on Shrooms too!!
Big 12: Cincinnati- Old Missouri Valley team! Have to be super delusional!!
C-USA: New Mexico State- Dillusion is a state of mind from too much Payote cactus!! Prick your finger on one of those cacti and you will be singing ‘Welcome to the Hotel California’ in no time brother!!
MAC: Ball State- no balls at Ball State!
MW: Nevada- gambling in Nevada makes everyone delusional, or on crack!!
SEC: Texas and Oklahoma are delusional about winning 11 games!!
SBC: Georgia State- lots of delusional things, mostly the fact that their stadium used to be the home of the Atlanta Braves, Turner Field which holds 22,000 delusional fans!
Javion Antai. 6’3” 295 lb OG from Hale is bringing some visitors to a 1-9 team!!
The halls of Nathan Hale High School have been caressed by the following college teams:
Texas Tech
UNLV
Lamar
Nebraska
Kansas
Ok State
Iowa State
Air Force
OU
Tulsa
Kansas State
Ole Miss
Missouri
Things are looking better for my Hell Rangers!! Hell yes!!
Javion please don't transfer to Jenks University?!?!
Top 10 Most Intimidating Stadiums in D1 Football!!
1.The Swamp-Florida-Florida=Swamp=BIG GATORS=Fear!
2.The Palace on the Prairie-OU-Chasing Joe Washington and Adrian Peterson on the prairies of Oklahoma!!
3.The Place where Corn is Shucked-Iowa State-Old field turned to Jack Trice Stadium! A Young Clone fan shucking corn:
4.Death Valley-LSU-the name alone is plenty scary!
5.The 12th Man-Texas A&M- I have been at the stadium numerous times but have never met this 12th Man fella!
6. Fort Snyder-KState- Former coach Bill Snyder was alive during the Civil War and the Wildcats know how to intimidate! Haha!
7.The Bounce House-UCF- Bouncing in unison can be a lot of fun when drunk and/or stoned!!
8.House Built by Trimble-Jenks High School Trimble is missed, but is watching over all the teams from above!! Very intimidating for opponents when they start running the clock at the start of the 2nd quarter!!
9.Between the Hedges-Georgia-
the hedges have saved many players from the wire fence and wall, BUT gained lots of chigger bites through the player's 250$ NIL jerseys!!
10.The Kids House-TULSA - A recreating of Tulsa Skelly field for kids to play ball!! Real field turf too!!
Most intimidating for the 2-year-olds and Dads midsection!!
B in T Film Critic
The Monster
This movie starts out as a Leave it to Beaver type of horror flick, but ends up as a ‘Super 8’ monster in the woods flick!! And a scarier than shat movie! A mom and daughter hate each other and the daughter even puts a knife to dear old mommy's neck while she sleeps!! The monster just appears on a secluded road like the Jeepers Creepers road near my hometown of Mountain Home, Arkansas!! The monster kills everyone except the psycho young girl!! In the little girl's mind, the husband/dad was abusive and the movie tried to parallel the plot - monster to abusive dad!
1.5🎥s out of 5
The acting was all the 1.5🎥, Therefore, the plot, the cinematography, and the wardrobe were a zero!!
B in T MLB
Cardinals-
Our starting pitching staff has been surprisingly steady but the relief pitching is second to none! Relievers like King, Kittredge, and Romerro led to the #1 closer in all of baseball, Ryan Helsley!! 25 SAVES!!
Cubs-
The Cubs, Cards, Pirates, and Reds are neck and neck for 2 Wild Card spots!! The Cubs have the hardest remaining schedule, and the Birds have the easiest!!
Rangers-
The Ranger hitting and pitching are close to last year's numbers but the record of 4 games under .500 is NOT!
11 games over .500 last year at the same time last year!!
Astros-
The Astros are hitting like Trump in the polls and pitching like Biden!! I will let u figure out the analogy!! HA!
Have a great sports week!
Bryan in Tulsa
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