Bryan in Tulsa!
Cardinal Nation is alive and well!! Cards have the best record in baseball since MOTHERS DAY!
44 Day College Football Starts!
B in T’s 5 Best and Worst Places to Play AE College Football 2025:
1 - Half bathroom toilet downstairs, cramped for large and old AE players! Mrs B in T never looks in there!! BEST
2 - Wife in the same room, big stupid move and her response, “HUN you're 65, and look 85 playing AE games and cussing with ur 10-year-old grandson”!!
WORST
3-Never get caught playing AE College Football under the covers when Mrs. U know who is supposedly asleep!! Mrs. B in T yells emphatically: “You have 5 seconds to turn that effin game off!!!! Or die”! Game off!
WORST EVER
4-While having my 4:30 AM Prune Juice, a brownie and watching KOTV News and weather with Alan Crone AND there is no one around!! Shhhh!Tulsa vs OSU - AE - B in T reenacting the game!! Mrs. B in T is quietly sleeping! Games on!!
BEST EVER- Brownie aided
5- Asleep at night in the man cave, after watching a Cardinal win, playing AE Football TU vs Northeastern winning by 100…………oh wait this was a Best Ever dream!!!
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Bobblehead Sports:
The Real Dallas Cowboys!
This five-man front could stop any electric football team known to man or 8-year-old Bryan in Tulsa!!
Willie Townes from TU on the far right! Chuck Howley and Lee Roy Jordan, second and third from the right!!!
B in T Rants:
B in T Conference Champs Predictions 2024-25:
SEC - Georgia- who else??
Big 10 - Ohio State- Oregon is the new love child of the Big 10, with cute little cuddly Dillon Gabriel at Oregon now!!
B in T does not understand the AE 2025 College Football so I use the Tudor Electric Football game!! Ohio State beats the snot out of Oregon and formerly welcomes them to the Big 10!!
Big 12 - Oklahoma State- many studs on offense and defense and can't wait to see them dominate this league!!
ACC - SMU- how in the frick did SMU get here? Then win the whole damn thing!
AAC - Tulsa- who else!! Go Reign Cane!!
Conference USA- New Mexico State, the Lobos have changed their Logo to the Chubacabras!
Cow Tipping- B in T - Urban Legend or True?
Over the years B in T, has done some articles on Cow Tipping! Most of the results have been urban legend!! The 1977 Tulsa Lambda Chi Pledges took a sneak trip to SMU and attempted to push over an average-size cow in Stroud, Oklahoma!! The Oklahoma Highway pulled up and told us to run along little doggies while laughing their arses off!! Good thing we had only had a case of the 1977 QT Lite beer!! Scientific studies have been conducted to determine if cow tipping is theoretically possible, with varying conclusions!! All agree that cows are large animals that are difficult to surprise and will generally resist attempts to be tipped!! Estimates suggest a force of between 670 and 900 pounds-force is needed, and that at least four and possibly as many as fourteen people would be required to achieve this!! Throw in some Natty Lite or Busch Lite and cow tipping would be close to impossible in the 70s or current day for my LCA bros!
Which Oklahoma team will have a better record in 2024-25? Oklahoma State of the Big 12 or Oklahoma of the New Monster SEC??
The Cowboys look amazing for 2024-25 with 21 of 22 returning starters!! The best running back in the nation in Ollie Gordon parked in the State backfield, along with 7-year graduate Alan Bowman at QB!! Bryan in Tulsa predicts OSU Cowboy's to a 11-3 record!! The Sooners have the 7th toughest schedule of the 134 CFA division one college teams!! B in T is projecting the Sooners to be 8-5 with a win in the inaugural Pickleball Bowl in Springdale, Arkansas!! Can't wait!! Looks like the Cowboys may be the team to beat in 2024-25 Big 12, 14, or Big 16, whatever the number!! Huge year for the Cowboys!!
Sir Charles Quitting TNT next Year!
After 27 years Charles Barkley will retire from TNT NBA broadcasting!!
What will he do?
*Acting
*Pro Golf
*Elit Pickleball Player
*Weight Watchers with his friend Oprah!
*Monday Night Football- why not!! My fav!
*Politics- next president of USA 2028!
••Do it in a hot minute with the old farts, we have as finalists in 2024!!
Whatever he wants!! He IS Sir Charles!!
B in T MLB
Cardinals-
This lineup is soooo close!!!
SS Winn
RF Donovan
C Contreras
DH Burleson
2B Gorman
1B Goldschmidt
3B Arenado
LF Nootbaar
CF Edman
Nootbar and Edman are close!
Cubs-
5 games under and 85 game behind the Cards!!
Rangers-
Rangers look to be in the middle of the race the last day of the season!!
Astros-
Astros have snuck up an pushed their way to second place!! Go Stros!!
Have a great sports week!
Bryan in Tulsa
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