Bryan in Tulsa!
Gusty and Don Woods- the best ever!! Gather around the Zenith TV/Panasonic Radio Combo and get the Tonadic conditions from Don!! Today's Thursday Forecast Tulsa:
Hotter than snot this week!
The heat index is basically - heat temp plus humidity. Saturday and Sunday will be in the 106 to 110 degree range in heat index the B in T backyard!
Gus chipping golf balls in Papi’s brand new Target pool!! Not cool Gus! I know where u live little fart!
Von Castor Storm Chaser- the man, the myth, the legend of storm chasing in Oklahoma!!
Chicks dig guys with big storm chaser trucks!!!
Thanks for all the lives you save!
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Bobblehead Sports:
B in T Rants:
Team USA’s 🇺🇸 U16 women’s basketball team standing next to El Salvador’s 🇸🇻 U16 team! The score was 114 to 19!
SCARRY!
Top 6 National College Football NIL Deals:
1. Shedeuer Sanders, Colorado,
4.6 Million, Daddies doing, sickening, 4.6 mil is the athletic budget at Tulsa for 2 years!!!
2. Travis Hunter, Colorado, 2.7 Million, top receiver nationally, makes sense, plus his own personal ski resort at Eldora Mountain near Boulder!$!$!
3.Arch Manning, Texas 2.4 Million, another grandson of a legend, geesh, isn't even a starter!! Throw in 4 thousand pounds of top Angus beef a year and this is a favorite NIL package!!
4.Quin Evers, Texas, 2.2 million, two Longhorn QBs make more than half the NFL shmucks!!
5.Carson Beck, Georgia, 1.6 million, Carson is 24 years old and will make more in college than the NFL!
6. Dillon Gabriel, Oregon, 1.4 million! Tripled his money from OU!!
The Center for Individuals with Disabilities in Tulsa Superstar-
The Gabinator:
Gabriele Pratt, a friend of B in T and a member of our beloved Tulsa Center, has become one of the top Para-Cyclist in the World!!! Not only is she a great para-cyclist but a super person as well!! I miss seeing her at the Center but her training is demanding and time-consuming!! Gabinator, watch out for strange dudes overseas!!
B in T’s Favorite June Quote :
Ha…..Ha!?
Nude Pickleball in the Tulsa Center for Individuals with Disabilities?
Some of the more free-spirited Tulsa Center pickleball players are finding liberation in playing the way nature intended- in the nude!!!
Naturalists, or nude recreationists, have been in the U.S. since the 1930’s, gathering at resorts, RV parks, and nude beaches to enjoy their freedom from clothing!! Together, they like to practice their favorite pastimes like happy hour, shuffleboard, ping pong, AND NOW, Pickleball tournaments in the nude!! Well your Center wants you!!
For further info: Call our new nude pickleball Coach Paige at the Center, she would love to talk about the precarious foul situation with you!
B in T’s Film Critic’s Corner
Pickle Ball - the Movie
Star Pro Pickleball Association twins take a stranglehold on the talent from the USA! The Championship was won by the Florida Ballsquashers with the Tchakarova twins, 16 to Love! The Florida team defeated the Arkansas Ballknobbers without winning ONE service!!
The plot was predictable, twin sisters Eleonore and Verginie Tchakarova from Bulgaria dominate the world of Pickleball!! One twin is left-handed and one twin is right-hand, total domination in the 2 on 2s!!
B in T MLB
Cardinals-
The Red Bird batters understand that hitting over .218 as a team can be done!!
As the team hovers around .500 and off and on wild card playoff tickets possibly being printed, Cardinal faithful are awaiting Tony LaRusso to appear and save the day!!
Cubs-
The Cub averageness only succeeded by their willingness to be average is pathetic!! Just behind St. Loiu for the 6th wild card spot has motivated many of the Cubbies to be the most average a team can be!! BTW the baby bear went 3-3 last weak Bob!!
Rangers-
I hate saying this but all my favorite teams that I cackle about all suck this year! Except for the Royals who started winning, and then I started writing about them!
Ranger injuries are improving, watch for a surge SOON!!
Astros-
The Astros took 2 out of three from my Red Birds and then we were swept by the Blackwell Flycatchers!! True shat broski!
Royals-
The Royals will wake up and realize that Kansas is closer than Toto and Dorothy thought!! Royals will spiral during the Republican Convention!! U heard it here first!!
Have a great sports week!
Bryan in Tulsa
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