Faked Out Sports: Be Safe With The Heat And Youth Football Kiddos!/ 2019 Arkansas Razorbacks Look For Huge Improvement

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In quest to give my readers the best coverage possible I have received numerous request for youth football coverage all the way from Barnsdall to Burns Flat, Oklahoma!! We will attempt to cover as much of the youth games as possible!! Should be a hoot!!

Safety Tips for Youth Football:

INFC Scrimmages are the 10th and 17th of August!! DRINK YOUR LIQUIDS!!

*Players should drink water every 20 minutes, especially in the extreme heat of Oklahoma!

*Make sure your youth football players equipment fits comfortably, not too lose and not to tight! Have an assigned coach with a coaching certified badge help you with any concerns regarding equipment fitting!! Do not ask Papa B in T or uncle Fred, who both played in the leather helmet era!! Do not pull their fingers, please!

*Do not give your little player two large Monster drinks 20 minutes before game time!! Could cause erratic and spastic behavior, lots of potty breaks during game and a case of the jitters which could turn into the shitters!!

*If he has a 9:00 AM game, do not let him have the jumbo burritolatta at Sonic that morning!! If he is an offensive lineman this could be deadly in the trenches due to the possibility of flatulence expelled due to the burritolatta and jalapenos!!

Sports notes ’bout nuthin!

Stay tuned to FOS/B in T this football season for:

-Picks that are 99.5% accurate!

-New: Bobbleheads

-High School Mom-O-Meter!

-High School Diner of the week!!

-Pumpkin Man- shows up all over Oklahoma beginning in late September!!

Tulsa’s Willie Wright has signed with the Cleveland Browns and will attempt to make the team as a back-center!!

He will be moved from his college spot of Left Tackle to Center and Guard. He has been asked to get his weight up to 305 from his 290 weight at TU!! Super representative for the University of Tulsa and the City of Tulsa!

Razorback Quarterback Delima, Or Is It!!??

Transfers Ben Hicks from SMU and Nick Starkel from Texas A&M are experienced ash Morris signal-callers and to the competition!! Redshirt Freshman Connor Noland, who took a lot of snaps last year, should be in the running. Ben Hicks has the inside lane to win the starting QB job due to his experience with coach Morris at SMU!! Laying back in the quarterback shadows is a 4star 2020 recruit who happens to have the same last name as coach Morris!! Also calls coach Morris’ wife his mom!!

Arkansas Razorback 2019 FOS Projected Record:

Portland State at Arkansas W Arkansas by 41 Portland State is known for Tori Spelling!

Arkansas at Mississippi L Mississippi by 8

Colorado State at Arkansas W

Arkansas by 13 The Rams are known for their head butting for mating!

San Jose State at Arkansas W

Arkansas by 26 Do you know the way to Fayetville, I've been away so long!!

Texas A&M at Arkansas L

Texas A&M by 3 Hogs finally get a real team at home!

Arkansas at Kentucky L

Kentucky by 10

Auburn at Arkansas W

Arkansas by 2 Auburn coach Malzahn doing his farewell tour and dropping off resumes!!

Arkansas at Alabama L

Alabama by 19

Mississippi State at Arkansas W

Arkansas by 12

Western Kentucky at Arkansas W

Arkansas by 15 Perfect time to play the non-conference Hillcrappers!

Arkansas at LSU L

LSU by 12.

Missouri at Arkansas W

Arkansas by 6

Belk Bowl vs Tennessee

Tennessee by 9

Final 2019 Record 7-6

Top 5 new college football tailgate activities :

Bobbing for apples in a barrel full of grain alcohol!! This activity really gets the tailgate party flowing!!
An upstart version of the popular Cornhole Game is called Egghole!! In this version, you use eggs instead of bean bags!! Every time you crack the egg you must take a shot or a huff a puff in states where legal!! This is a super way to relieve pre-game tension!!!
A new game for the 2019 tailgate season has just been released!! This game is called pin the tail on the Donald!! It is in an easy open box with a carry handle, including a life-size poster of President Trump, 2 Democratic donkey ear blindfolds and a Democratic donkey tail!! The object of the game is to stick the donkey tail on President Trump’s buttocks, within a 3-inch circumference!! If your donkey tail lands within 2 inches of his junk you are rewarded with 2 bonus attempts!! If you miss you must take a shot of a fuzzy navel drink!! Jaeger may be used as a substitute!!
Another oldie but goodie tailgate activity is called throwing the football around to be cool!! The object here is to see how many cars or elderly folks you can hit while pretending to play catch in the tailgate area!! One point for each contact and the winner can play quarterback at the YMCA!!
Final tailgate game is called Mazola Twister!! Standard Twister mat and a 2-gallon canister of Mazola is all needed!! If any part of your body touches the wrong color, that individual must drink tequila off their partner’s belly button!!

B in T is not real hip on the name of Transfer Portal for college football athletes! Here are 5 different transfer portals!

The rich get richer portal! Graduate Transfers want to go to the POWER 5 schools for prestige!! Parents usually are heavily involved with this portal!! Transfers usually play scout team then transfer again!
The Pretty Flowers Meadow Portal! Players who think the grass is greener on the other side of the portal!
The off the field issues portal!! Bad boy, but a hell of an athlete guy!!
Tested positive two or more times portal! These young athletes may have had issues before attending college. Starts with steroids needles and bongs, then moves to another school!
My parents say the coaches do not respect my talent and are mean to me Portal! Also called Daddy’s boy portal!!