If You Can't Beat Ohio State Best to Resign as Wolverine Head Man/

FOS/B in T

FAKEDOUTSPORTS.BLOGSPOT.COM

Soonerpolitis.org

Sports Notes ’bout nuthin!

Michigan Coach Khaki ripped his Buckeye buddy and former coach Urban Meyer at the Big 10 Media event!! 

The Michigan football coach stated trouble seems to follow coach Meyers everywhere he coaches!!  So, big Whoopi woop, trouble followed Barry Switzer, trouble followed Doc Holliday, trouble follows B in T and trouble followed a young Brian Bosworth!!  So suck it up Michigan and just get better at getting in trouble!!  The great ones always gets into some trouble!!  Pansies, I suppose we all get participation trophies in the Big Ten!!??

Michigan Coach Khaki Pants On Hot Seat If An Loss Against Buckeyes?!?!
Wolverine and Buckeye Coaches must have a good record against their rivals or they best look over their shoulder for angry boosters!!  In 2019 the time has come for Coach Khaki to win the frickin game!!  B in T is projecting that with a loss to new Ohio State coach Ryan Day, Michigan boosters will pull out 25 million pocket change and buy out his contract by Christmas!!  Falalalala Merry mother chicken Christmas!!

Sharknado Zombie is Almost Here!!

Look for this thriller where Zombie Sharks ride a giant tidal wave and attack the dude from the original Beverly Hills 90210 and a bunch of girls in bikinis!!  I am so psyched up man!!

Tulsa Football Way To Early 2019 Football Predictions!!

Tulsa at Michigan State (L)   Tulsa loses by 10  Tulsa team takes area Tulsa Public School buses to East Lansing to save money!!

Tulsa at San Jose State (W)   Tulsa wins by 13   TU football parents use frequent flyer miles to put Student-Athletes on flights to San Jose!  Do you know the way to San Jose??!

Oklahoma State at Tulsa (L)  Tulsa loses by 7  TU adjusts the width of the seats down to 13 inches so 60,000 fans can do SRO, like the Skelly Stadium days!!  TU needs the money so stop your bitching!!  Think sardines!!

Wyoming at Tulsa (W)  Tulsa wins by 8  These Cowboys have the ugliest uniforms in the entire galaxy!

Tulsa at SMU (W)  Tulsa wins by 6  Tulsa fans party in Big D!  B in T will be there!

Navy at Tulsa (W)  Tulsa wins by 12

Let's get those Arby’s clickers ready!

Tulsa at Cincinnati (L)  Tulsa loses by 13   TU plays it’s worse game of the year!

Memphis at Tulsa (W)  Tulsa wins by 2    Fans carry the goalpost to Utica Square!!  Mayor Bynum calls the National Guard to Utica!

Tulsa at Tulane (W)   Tulsa by 1  

Escape out of Green Wave land with a W!  What is a green wave?

Central Florida at Tulsa (L)   UCF by 12   UCF offense is too much for Tulsa and the largest enrollment school beats the smallest enrollment!!

Houston at Tulsa. (W)  Tulsa by 8   TU plays their best game of the year!!

Tulsa at East Carolina (W)  Tulsa by 11.  Tulsa looking for nice bowl after win over East Carolina!!

AutoNation Cure Bowl vs Marshall 

(W)   Tulsa wins by 1 and the Golden Hurricane fans go to Disney World!

FOS Bobbleheads

Faked Out Sports will be covering a number of local youth football teams this year!!  We should have quite a few tales to laugh about with the little farts!!  

Speaking of which here is a scoop about a possible soccer phenom called Ana, or Papa B in T's granddaughter!!  Turning 3 September 13th, she is mean and thick and aggressive!!  Recently, in our back yard, she was determined to make a goal and shoved her 5-year-old brother, kicked our pet dog, and smashed a poor frog before scoring a goal!!!  True story!!!  She wears all her older brother’s soccer and baseball gear and it fits nicely!!  She, at her Papa’s request, is taking Gerber’s Toddler Creatine!!  Ssshhhh, her mom does not know this and never reads this stuff!!  

More Faked Out Sports College Football Top 5sssssss!

Top 5 College Football Coaches that should be at the North Korean Summit with Kim Jong-un!


Mike Leach- War history major in college!  He would talk the Koreans in circles!  He knows about crop circles as well!!

1. Nick Saban- Coach Saban would intimidate the poop out of little Kim Jong-un!!
2. Jim Harbaugh-  Wolverine camps from all over North Korea!  Short Khakis are now in!  
3. Howard Schnellenberger-  ex OU coach and currently coaching at unknown.  Direct descendent of General Patton and Harvey Wallbanger!!  Definite negotiator by intimidation!!
4. Lincoln Riley at Oklahoma can close deals with top high school Quarterbacks in the nation and there mom’s, then he can handle the little dude from North Korea!!

5 College Football Coaches who could give Trump a run for his money in 2020!!

1. Tom Herman, Texas-  Herman has a greater Net Worth than the Trump man!
2. Mike Leach, Washington-  Teaches debate at the Washington U. was a Poli Sci major in college!!
3. Tommy Tuberville- already is a politician!  
4. Mike Gundy, Oklahoma State-  well, he is at least 40 years old and he ducks when Pistol Pete fires his pop gun!  
5. Chad Morris, Arkansas- if you can handle Hog Nation you can handle United Nations and Trump!!

FOS Top 5 Heisman Candidates with 2 Reeeaaal Sleeeeeeepers!!

1. Trevor ’Sunshine’ Lawrence, Clemson- Great arm and Heisman smile!!
2. Tua Tagovailoa, Alabama- Stats would be scary if he played the whole game in Tide routes!!
3. Justin Herbert, Oregon-  I just like his name!  Is Creole served in Oregon, dude?
4. Jalen Hurts, Oklahoma-  Jalen shares the spotlight with the best offense in the Galaxy!!  
5. Justin Fields, Ohio State-  Justin is the best athlete of the group!   Will be the man when the big two go to NFL!!

HEISMAN SLEEPERS:

1. Zac Smith, Tulsa -  B in T picked Zac because he accepted my Facebook request! 
2. Chuba ’Cabra’ Hubbard, Oklahoma State-  B in T projecting him to go in 1st round of NFL draft!!

FOS Recruiting News:

OKC McGinnis Linebacker, Bryden  Walker flipped his commitment from Oklahoma State to OU!! 

B in T Prediction!  

The Razorbacks and Coach Morris will have top 25 recruiting classes back to back!!

FOS MLB:

Somehow by coaching, hitting, baserunning, pitching and of course prayer, my Birds are challenging for 1st place in the National League Central!!!  Dilly Dilly!!

Cardinals- The Redchickens recently took 3 out of 4 against the Cincinnati Reds!  I noticed in the last game of the series on a Sunday the Cardinal line-up read as follows:

1. Edelman 2B - Began season in AAA Memphis
2. Martinez RF - Stl
3. Ravelo 1B - Recently called up from Memphis 
4. Tyler O’Neill LF - Recalled from Memphis a few weeks ago and is on FIRE 🔥 
5. Paul DeJohn - Stl
6. Yairo Munoz - Most of year Stl
7. Andrew Kinzer - Recently called up from Memphis 
8. Harrison Bader - Stl but should be in Memphis
9. Adam Wainwright  - Stl oldy but goody!

Nice lineup for AAA!!!!

Astros- Sleepwalking to the World Series!

Words of Wisdom from the unwise one:  Always plan your flatulence around your dog, cat or grandkids!!

They are good at taking the blame!!  Candy or treats and they will agree to anything Papa says!!

Have a great sports weekend!!

FAKEDOUTSPORTS.BLOGSPOT.COM

Soonerpolitics.com

Sponsors:

Andre Tourihno, Golf and Fitness Expert, Southern Hills

Colin Magruder, Mtg Broker, Evolve Bank

Speedling Inc., Leon Zinc III

Uncle Thurston, Dallas, Tx

Steve’s Happy Dog Home, Sherri Watson

Christina Morrill, United Country Landrum Realty, Inc. 

Chris Taylor, sports writer FanSided

Bob’s Bail Bonds and Car Wash (Chicago, IL)

Big Brother Bill’s Psychic Palm Reading and Bed & Breakfast (Tulsa, OK)

MR Bait, Fishing Tackle and Homemade Fudge Shop (Boulder, CO)

Weh’s Wiener Wagon and Dry Cleaners, Lawrence, Kansas

T-Brew’s Cockroach Farm and Pizza Palace, Tulsa, OK

Dr. Richard Stephens DDS

Roy Thomason Retired Sigma Chi TU

B, in T