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Sports Notes ’bout nuthin:
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ITS HERE WHAT YOU HAVE BEEN
WAITING FOR!!!!!!!
President Trump VS Hillary Clinton in a mud-wrestling contest on the White House lawn!!
Oooops not really, B in T Top 25!!
B IN T/FAKED OUT SPORTS COLLEGE FOOTBALL TOP 25 PRE-SEASON🥃
- Alabama
- Oklahoma
- Ohio State
- Clemson
- Georgia
- Florida
- LSU
- Michigan
- Texas A&M
- Penn State
- Oregon
- Texas
- Utah
- Wisconsin
- UCF
- Jenks
- Auburn
- Washinton
- Bixby
- Iowa
- Nebraska
- Virginia Tech
- Michigan State
- Oklahoma State
- Broken Arrow
Also received votes: Boise State, Iowa State, Northern Iowa, Tulsa, Memphis, Arkansas, Cushing, Jenks JV, Grambling State, North Dakota State, Cascia Hall, Pryor 3rd Grade, TCU
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Trade: Bison for Chicken!!??
Rumor has it the Thunder traded Rumble the mascot for the San Diego Chicken!! Is play by play dude Matt Pintobean around, or was he traded to Houston or L.A. as well!?
B in T VS Mrs. B in T
B in T 1976 Hale Rangers HS vs Jami in Tulsa 1987 Blackwell Maroons HS
Each team won 1 game last year and the over/under was 2 so the house won the money, I think!! Watch for Hale’s DeAngelo Washington who can play wideout, running back or quarterback!! Best athlete since David Vickers!! Also hands out Gatorade on timeouts!! This year, with a brighter outlook, B in T has projected the over-under for both teams to be 3!!!! B in T optimistically is going with the OVER for the first time EVER!!
TU’s Linebacker Zaven Collins Eats Nails With His Cottage Cheese!!
Super nice Kelly Hines of the Tulsa World let me hover over her shoulder as she visited my Golden Hurricane’s media day!
Here is what I observed as an impartial observer!!
As stated above, TU LB Zaven eats nails!!
TU QB Zac Smith has to get a gun permit for his football throwing arm!
TU Nose Guard Tyarise Stevenson used the autos on 11th Street car lots as tackling sleds for practice!! True story, Google it!
TU Defensive Coaches are playing the greatest hits of the following bands during fall practices:
’Boogie Wonderland’ Earth, Wind, Fire -after defensive touchdowns!
’Crying like a bitch’ Godsmack - after a sack of the QB!
’Sandman’ Metallica - after hard hit puts a wideout to sleep!
FOS Bobbleheads:
Youth football is starting its preseason scrimmages this weekend so let the mighty mites begin safely!!
Second grade Jenks Aqua vs Claremore Orange- Games are played at JTA in Jenks and only last thirty minutes! Jenks Aqua is a team of new Jenks second graders and had trouble getting the snap to the quarterback!! Claremore Orange has a number of larger lineman types and simply drove the ball down Jenks Aquas throats!! Numerous Jenks parents requested birth certificates from from all Claremore players!! Just scrimmage folks, wait and bitch during the season!! Have fun kids, adults suck it up and have smoke or chew some gum!!
More B in T College Football Top 5s-
Top 5 Sleeper Teams
- Houston- New coach Mullet Holverson will be dominant in the AAC Conference!! He has the right number of players returning in 2019 to be dangerous! First game against OU will be a test!
- Utah- Injuries to QB Kyle Whittingham and RB Zack Moss were instrumental to their late season swoon!! With a healthy Quarterback and a veteran O- line look for big things for the Utes!!
- Tulsa- The Golden Hurricane have added Baylor transfer QB Zach Smith and something the Golden Hurricane has not had in years called a DEFENSE!!
- Nebraska- QB Martinez and Coach Frost are the main reasons to watch for this team!! And don't forget the Nebraska cornfed black shirts in defense!!
- Arkansas- Improved QB play, defense improvement and a schedule groomed for the Razorbacks could lead to an 8-4 record and a nice bowl!! Plus I love HC Chad Morris!!
Top 5 Jack & Jill Falling Down the Hill Teams!
- Notre Dame- The Catholic fans are hacked off by the Preist scandals AND the averageness of their Fighting Irish football team!!
- Texas- B in T is not really a Longhorn hater, just a Longhorn don’t liker!! Coach Herman, like his predecessors, takes great Texas high school talent and puts the Texas uniform on and all of a sudden they just don't matter!!
- Florida Atlantic- this ream seem to by spiraling down as fast as it jetted upward!!
- Rutgers- Big Ten? Who would want to be recruited to Rutgers where they start each year at 0-9?
- U Conn- They really need to transfer to another conference.......oh wait they did!! In 2020 they will be playing in Oklahoma 6AII against the BTWs and the Bixbys of the world!! Makes sense!!
More Faked Out Sports Football Top 5sssssss!!
Top 5 Restaurants to go after a TU football game:
1. Elgin Park
2. Lefty’s on Greenwood
3. McNellies
4. Roosevelt's
5. Faslers Hall
2. Lefty’s on Greenwood
3. McNellies4. Roosevelt's
5. Faslers Hall
Sleeper- Foolish Things Bar and Biscuits
Top 5 Restaurants after an OU football game:
- Library Bar and Grill
- The Mont
- Louie’s Bar and Grill
- Oconnell’s Irish Pub and Grill
- Blu Wine and Grill
Sleeper- Pepes Delgados (MARGARITAS)
Top 5 Restaurants after an OSU football game:
- Eskimo Joes
- Hideaway Pizza
- The Garage Burgers and Beer
- Mexico Joes
- Granny's Kitchen- breakfast and lunch only!
Sleeper- Taco Hut
Top 5 Restaurants after an Arkansas football game:
- Hugo’s
- JJ’s Grill of Fayetteville
- Hammontree’s Grilled Cheese
- Mellow Mushroom
- Sassy’s Red House
Sleeper- A & Q Chicken, a road trip to Springdale!
Words of wisdom from the unwise one!! If some hot girl invites you to a ’mixer’ do not bring mixed nuts!!
Have a great sports week!!
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