Tuesday, February 5, 2019

OSSAA Absurd Request/ FOS College Basketball Picks



Faked Out Sports!!

FOS Notes!!

I would like to cover the Cardinals, Cubs, Astros, and Royals this year!!  Let me know if there is a team you would like for me to write about!!  I hope to make a trip to Florida this spring to see the Red Birds if my health is good!! 

FOS St Louis Cardinals New Starting Lineup!

   1.   Matt Carpenter, 3B
  1. Paul DeJong, SS
   3.  Paul Goldschmidt, 1B
  1. Marcella Ozuna, LF
  2. Yadier Molina, C
  3. Kolton Wong, 2B
  4. Dexter Fowler, RF
  5. Harrison Bader, CF
  6. Carlos Martinez, P
See ya in the 2019 World Series!!


Recommendation to OSSAA for Private Schools in Tulsa Area Move to 6A2?!?!

The OSSAA has a request to move private schools, including Bishop Kelley, Lincoln Christian, Metro Christian, Cascia Hall, and Holland Hall to 6A2!!  Seems like some mucketty muck parents in middle ranks of high school football are complaining about the private schools having an advantage!!  So let's take private schools with 200 students and play Bixby with 1700 students!!  Oh, that's reeeeeeaaaaal fair, so just let it go, parents!  Whatever happened to a bunch of kids getting a football and going to the park and playing tackle or flag?  Forty-five years ago that is exactly how we organized football games!!!  Playing at the park with minimal parent involvement!!  I'm done, gonna take a Tylenol!!

Cowboy Owner Jerry Jones stated that Coach Jason Garrett is a Hot Commodity!!

Jerry Jones is the only person in North America that thinks that Jason Garrett is a good football coach!!  He is boring and is like Howdy Doody, a puppet for Jerry Jones and his minny me son to play with!!  So 2020 will be a big year for Trumpy for Prez and Lincoln Riley for Dallas Coach!!   Lincoln and Trumpy 2020!!

Texas QB Steve Buechele Among others are Hitting the Lonesome Trail to other Colleges!!

I was checking my College Football Portal today and noticed that 3 Texas QBs were transferring!!  Shane Buechele would be perfect for Oklahoma State!!  He is similar to a young Gundy!!  Why so many leaving the house the Mac Brown built!!

FOS College Basketball Picks

Iowa State 81 TCU 77
These two teams have more speed and athleticism than the Lakers, with Lebron, Magic, Kobe, Jabbar, and Shaq!!  TCU coach, Jamie Dixon when excited, can remind folks of the nutty scientist on Back to the Future movies!!  In the ’Clone game he received a technical foul when complaining that his coaching staff did not have enough seats and were forced to sit in each others lap!!  The head ref did not like Coach Skunky hair’s sarcasm!!

Kansas State 70 Texas 67
Wildcats are playing really well since      
Power Forward Dean Wade came back from injury!!  K State defense gave the Longhorns fits in the second half!!  The Big 12 basketball teams are doing what their counterparts could not do in Big 12 football......PLAY DEFENSE!!!!  


Kansas 88  Oklahoma State 72
Cowboys Coach Boynton, who a few days ago had try-outs for his team with the student body should be Big-12 coach of the year!!  Forty-eight kids tried out for the team!!  In layup drills the backboard fell off twice and had to be replaced but no one was injured!!  He released 4 scholarship players for not following the student-athlete code of conduct at OSU!!  I love Coach Boynton!!

Oklahoma 71 Texas Tech 66
The Sooners needed a big win against the highly ranked Red Raiders and they delivered!!  With Kansas playing like a normal top ten team and Coach Self’s team uncharacteristically vulnerable, Tech, K State, and others are sniffing the Big 12 title!!

Arkansas 74 South Carolina 66
The Razorbacks are sniffing post season!!  By defeating the Gamecocks they are feeling good about the NCAA tournament but an early loss in the conference tourney will have the NIT at their doorstep!!

Tulsa 65 Temple 61
Tulsa is basically fighting for a higher seed in the postseason AAC postseason tournament.  TU needs to lean on senior leadership in the upcoming games which has been inconsistent at best!!  Senior Point Guard Sterling Taplin’s game has been disappointing so far. Coach Haith is not on the hot seat yet but the seat could be adjusted to a crock pot warm, if there is no postseason tourney for the ’Cane!  A nice home win over Temple but a nice road win is still not on the TU resume!!






Words of Wisdom from the Unwise One:
Never blame the 2-year-old granddaughter for breaking wind!!  The payoff comes right back at you when she fills a dirty diaper right after green beans and Papa has diaper duty!!

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